ClovingWestbrook
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Oh, he's spreading the seed alright, just not the seed of redemption.
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2012 NBA Mar |OT2| The Manhattan Project Part II: Blow It All Up, Again
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Oh, he's spreading the seed alright, just not the seed of redemption.
But... but Dwight is a good Christian boy. ;_;
CherryWoodFuton
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I'm not gonna lie the white chick is pretty bad
Yeah it's a bit disappointing. I think he's been a role model for a lot of kids, and until this he seemed to have a pretty good track record. If this crap is real this is real sad.
On a more practical level how the hell after the first pregnancy do you not use a condom? Does he just want the Howard name to live on forever?
CherryWoodFuton
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I think it was the "#homostatus" that got him the bishop bitch slap
ReturnOfTheRAT
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The Vancouver chick is hot.
Dominican Power
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I'm not gonna lie, there seems to be a lot of fine ass women in Canada. I find it hard it feeling sympathetic towards athletes because they obviously don't play by the same rules we common folk do.
Raw is better
iamshadowlark
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Rubbers break.
CherryWoodFuton
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darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
There isn't one big enough for Dwight. Obviously.
Also it's completely true. The stuff in that article is really nothing at all, I've heard some crazier shit from some people who would know. It's amazing how much of this stuff gets swept under the rug.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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If you're in a relationship and understand the consequences.
Ninja Scooter
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He was gonna use a rubber, but then he felt he wasn't being loyal to the girl so he went raw.
ClovingWestbrook
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MorisUkunRasik
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2012 NBA Mar |OT2| Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
Dominican Power
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2012 NBA Mar |OT2| Loyalty? AHAHAAHA
I only need 1 million before I forget how to give a fuck. Best center in the league money? I'll go to my bastard son's PTA meeting and make it rain.
The Frankman
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Oh Noriega...
My goodness. lol
iamshadowlark
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She is the only one that I would have a baby by.
CoffeeJanitor
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This is some next level shit.
Herpes Reasons
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fun fact.
i've never used a condom. dont like the feeling.
im the king of russian roulette.
come at me.
i've never used a condom. dont like the feeling.
im the king of russian roulette.
come at me.
I expect a "I fucked up" thread from you soon, lol.
Ninja Scooter
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avoiding pregnancy is easy even w/o a condom. The reason for rubbers though is to not get STDs.
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ClovingWestbrook
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You know Kado has some baby kado's running around L.A.
Herpes Reasons
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there was a couple of close calls where the girl had her period late.
i nearly had a heartattack.
I bet he feels a burning sensation too, lol.
Fricking five kids better? Who gives a crap about the freaking money what happens to those kids? Seriously what a jerk-off just having a crap ton of kids and not giving a crap. He'll feel bad about that one day. After he's done playing basketball and no one gives a crap he'll be alone and all his kids will hate him.
ClovingWestbrook
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Herpes Reasons
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that's why i only date wholesome GCB's.
iamshadowlark
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How the fuck do you know how he feels about his kids or what he does for them?
Ninja Scooter
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I meant protecting them from your STDs.
You can have a small clan and not be Karl Malone.
"Wait, wait, wait, let me see those damn test results."
Aye, I've been lucky, lol.
Ninja Scooter
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Big Sexy was just named Western Conference player of the week, averaging 27 and 15 and 0 bastard children running around LA.
I agree.
(But I feel dirty now)
Its not like these kids ain't getting hit off with at least 100k a year. Some people have full time parents who suck... its not a black and white thing.
this is ur best post ever
Oh? How do you know?
CherryWoodFuton
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All that pussy thrown at me might make me very stupid but i'd be damned if any girl wants to use me as a ghetto lottery ticket
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Well deserved. Too bad we got abused by Kanter and the Jazz last night.
ClovingWestbrook
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His worst posts are better than your best posts. *BOOM*
Dominican Power
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Fisher looking like a retard with that headband on in the Lakers/Sixers finals.
CoffeeJanitor
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Also, hair.
Because Bynum spent his first few years in the league as Jordan Farmar's designated driver from the playboy mansion and the rest of his free time went towards being sprung over Rihanna.
MorisUkunRasik
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That ring on his finger don't look retarded though.
Designated driver? He's a good man.
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