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[Alrix]

While on the subject of NBA league pass, do any of you guys know how the ESPN app on xbox live is going to handle the NBA this season? I remember seeing it at e3 and thinking "finally!" but I haven't looked into it at all.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

You're!! You're!!!

It was 4 AM.

You know why this shit is hilarious?
Because he admitted it by going to bed.

I went to sleep... You guys are idiots for thinking that was a concession to a horrible joke.

 

[ph33nix]

Kelly Ripa is only 41. For a woman that age her face shouldn't resemble that of a meth addict's quite yet.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Kelly Ripa is only 41. For a woman that age her face shouldn't resemble that of a meth addict's quite yet.

Would you prefer her with the duck lipped plastic Surgery face?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Kelly Ripa is only 41. For a woman that age her face shouldn't resemble that of a meth addict's quite yet.

Ripa loves the sun.
with that said, she's still fine.
you have to be insane to say no to her if she spreads her legs for you.

 

[reilo]

 

[Herpes Reasons]

is it me or am i seeing a grown ass man wearing capri pants.

 

[reilo]

is it me or am i seeing a grown ass man wearing capri pants.

How have style and fashion changed since you came into the league?

There’s more risk. When I first came in guys were wearing these things called walkers. They weren’t even suits, they were these walker suits. I look back at that now I just cringe and say, “Oh my god I had those.” I had on them black, green, gray, I had solid, basic colors. Now you go in my closet, if you look on my side of my closet and my lady’s side of the closet, it’s not that far off. She got orange pants, I got orange pants. She got pink pants, I got pink pants.

.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

they should just classify herpes as a zombie type contagion.
no way a sober, right thinking man would ever wear capri pants. EVER.
if my woman tells me to wear pink? fine whatever. im swag for that.
she tells me to wear capri pants? im dropping her off on the next stop light and never turning back.

 

[SUPREME1]

Orange and pink pants... and proud of it.


Dat Miami coutureculture

 

[ph33nix]

I would wear pink pants if that meant I'm banging Gabby Union

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Orange and pink pants... and proud of it.


Dat Miami coutureculture

He's just trying to match the rainbow.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

I would wear pink pants if that meant I'm banging Gabby Union

you should google genital herpes.
you have to be pretty desperate for pussy if you want to bang gabrielle union.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

you should google genital herpes.
you have to be pretty desperate for pussy if you want to bang gabrielle union.

Did she have it prior to wade?

 

[reilo]

Did she have it prior to wade?

Nope!

 

[ph33nix]

you have to be pretty desperate for pussy if you want to bang gabrielle union.

wow

did i just see a grown man type this

 

[Future PhaZe]

Ripa loves the sun.
with that said, she's still fine.
you have to be insane to say no to her if she spreads her legs for you.

I'd honestly say no. I'm attracted to curvier women. If a younger woman is skinny then I'll roll with it, but a skinny flat chested chick that's older? Nah I'm good.

Then again I've got odd tastes. For example I'm not attracted to Beyonce or Gabrielle Union at all but think Serena Williams is the most attractive woman on the planet.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Nope!

Jeez wade... My conspiracy theory is whenever he misses a game with a headache its just a very bad flare up.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

wow

did i just see a grown man type this

a grown ass man would wade through tainted goods.
Ms union is by definition tainted goods.
there are plenty of fine pussy out there brah.

 

[ph33nix]

a grown ass man would wade through tainted goods.
Ms union is by definition tainted goods.
there are plenty of fine pussy out there brah.

None of which you are getting so stop pretending like you are judge and jury

it would make sense for a guy like you who doesn't want "tainted goods" that's another way of saying I don't want experienced women to know how shitty I am in bed

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Wade is the definition of a try hard.

If someeone pulls out a picture of you from a few years back and they laugh, you're doing it wrong.

If Wade would have been born a few years earlier he would be the first to rock a shower cap with MC Hammer pants.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

None of which you are getting so stop pretending like you are judge and jury

it would make sense for a guy like you who doesn't want "tainted goods" that's another way of saying I don't want experienced women to know how shitty I am in bed

She has fucking herpes, man.

 

[ph33nix]

She has fucking herpes, man.

Ok, is this actually true, or are people saying it because his ex-wife has it?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

None of which you are getting so stop pretending like you are judge and jury

it would make sense for a guy like you who doesn't want "tainted goods" that's another way of saying I don't want experienced women to know how shitty I am in bed

i dont know about you but if i got herpes from having sex with Ms. Union,
that's pretty much a death sentence in any future sex with any girl.
what girl would have sex with you knowing you had herpes?

 

[Emwitus]

i dont know about you but if i got herpes from having sex with Ms. Union,
that's pretty much a death sentence in any future sex with any girl.
what girl would have sex with you knowing you had herpes?

gabby

 

[ph33nix]

i dont know about you but if i got herpes from having sex with Ms. Union,
that's pretty much a death sentence in any future sex with any girl.
what girl would have sex with you knowing you had herpes?

so you are telling me every and any woman in your life is off limits if she has herpes?

 

[Syphon Filter]

None of which you are getting so stop pretending like you are judge and jury

it would make sense for a guy like you who doesn't want "tainted goods" that's another way of saying I don't want experienced women to know how shitty I am in bed

so you are saying to get low standards just because he isnt getting any?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

so you are telling me every and any woman in your life is off limits if she has herpes?

YES!


No one woman is worth a lifetime of the herps. I hope you're not that desperate.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

so you are telling me every and any woman in your life is off limits if she has herpes?

i wouldn't even give it a second thought.
no matter how fine she is.

 

[DY_nasty]

YES!


No one woman is worth a lifetime of the herps. I hope you're not that desperate.

LOL

 

[Zeus Molecules]

so you are telling me every and any woman in your life is off limits if she has herpes?

YES!


No one woman is worth a lifetime of the herps. I hope you're not that desperate.

i wouldn't even give it a second thought.
no matter how fine she is.

Man when does the training camp start?

Also somebody never took health 101 in High school

 

[The Frankman]

LOL

You tell me who is worth genital herpes.

 

[Syphon Filter]

i wouldn't even give it a second thought.
no matter how fine she is.

word,you have to be desparate to do so.

 

[Fenderputty]

I'm not sure what's worse ... the socks ... or the short sleeve button up shirt with a green tie under a polo.

 

[DY_nasty]

Bobcats hosting DNC

You tell me who is worth genital herpes.

No one.

 

[h3ro]

I have pink pants.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

2012 NBA Offseason lOT3l Valtrex Enthusiasts

 

[Zeus Molecules]

2012 NBA Offseason lOT3l Valtrex Enthusiasts

^This guy is funny

 

[SUPREME1]

Kelly Ripa = sharp face/skin, would not bang

Walking herpes dispenser = bang so hard




Oh Ph33nix.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

gabrielle union has herpes?
:0

 

[Red Blaster]

Ronnie Singh's terrible fashion sense lawl

 

[giri]

Ronnie Singh's terrible fashion sense lawl

Thats the shit that makes me not want to buy the new 2k games.

Don't work on the game, work on the peripheral shit and incorporate functions from barbie games.

Next they'll want ot know what pony your player closest associates his personality with.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Kelly Ripa = sharp face/skin, would not bang

Walking herpes dispenser = bang so hard




Oh Ph33nix.

a mod should change pheenik's handle to
Herpeniks

or change his tag to "will fuck for herpes"

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

T-Wolves interested in Memo Okur, they truly believe in the "can't teach white" philosophy. Would be cool for Memo and AK to be on the same team again.

 

[DY_nasty]

T-Wolves interested in Memo Okur, they truly believe in the "can't teach white" philosophy. Would be cool for Memo and AK to be on the same team again.

How hyped are you to see McGrady run point for the Bobcats this season?

 

[The Frankman]

I think we need to ask pheeniks this now...

We know he's ok with genital herpes, would he bang Gabrielle Union if she had genital warts?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

How hyped are you to see McGrady run point for the Bobcats this season?

He can only play like 10 MPG now so I guess it's going to be more of Kemba and Ben Gordon which will be pretty great.

 

[DY_nasty]

He can only play like 10 MPG now so I guess it's going to be more of Kemba and Ben Gordon which will be pretty great.

And Ramona Sessions.

McGrady would be our best point guard. If his knees weren't more degraded than Livingston's.

 

[giri]

T-Wolves interested in Memo Okur, they truly believe in the "can't teach white" philosophy. Would be cool for Memo and AK to be on the same team again.

Is shved white?

Rubio, Shved, AK, Love, Pek (Peks white, right?)
Ridnour, Memo.

When was the last all white starting 5?

 

[The Frankman]

Rubio - Racist
Shved - ?
AK - Flopper
Love - Cool Dude
Pek - Kyptonian

What a weird Starting 5.