I'm torn on the Lakers' situation right now. On the one hand, I want them to get the 8th seed so we can embarrass them in the playoffs, and on the other I think it'd be fucking hilarious for them to miss the playoffs, especially with all the #countOnKobe bullshit and their stacked ass roster.
But who do I want to replace them? Facing the Jazz is boring because we did it last season ... Spurs + Jazz-age get along so well that none of us will really shit talk either. But, at the same time, its a lot easier for me to root for them to make the playoffs alongside Jeff / dieHard / IWMTB than for the Lakers/Mavs. Besides, they've got some cool young talent.
The Mavs are the other option, but I'm not sure if beating them will yield much satisfaction this year; they're really bad. Its kinda the middle ground between the Lakers and the Jazz: beating them is not quite as sweet as the Lakers, but I won't take any special joy out of them missing/making the playoffs.
Its so hard to choose