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[mrseaves]

Give him a Darwin award.

I was about to say that.

 

[lethial]

Uhhh he definitely doesn't look nearly 600 lbs. Also what the fuck kind of special to allow anybody over 350 to eat for free???

This place is gonna get sued!!

For what? Giving people food to eat?

 

[_Bro]

For what? Giving people food to eat?

pssh, for having an ambulance always parked outside. that's a safety issue

 

[sleepykyo]

First the usual points:
R.I.P.
Helloooooooooooooo nurse.

Lastly, I'd like to try that place just once. Also I like the ad, sure it makes light of obesity, but it still beats the now with filters cigarettes.

 

[coldvein]

i'd give the place a shot..

 

[Kaizer]

I watched the videos and thought they look even worse in them.

Yeah I've never had a burger that looked hideous like the sloppy slabs of meat at this place ever in my life. And I don't want one either.

 

[mrseaves]

It's stupid to think that his weight and diet didn't contribute to his death.

Looks like he bit more than he could chew.

 

[mr jones]

Y'all haven't heard of this place??? My friend has been there - it was like a Mecca pilgrimage for him.

I'll have to see if I can get pictures from him there - it's always pretty busy in there, mostly tourists and "large folk".

They seemed to have changed it up that you have to get the really expensive quadruple bypass burgers to get the royal treatment, but it used to be that if you got an order of a double bypass (or larger) burger, flatliner fry, and a large drink or shake, after you finished it, a couple of the waitresses would take a picture with you, then one would roll you to your car in a wheelchair.

 

[Lagspike_exe]

This is fucking unreal.

 

[lethial]

pssh, for having an ambulance always parked outside. that's a safety issue

Not unless they have specialty parking for said ambulance!

 

[Sir Pant]

Mild death < Death?

That commercial had to be a huge joke...

 

[BloodySinner]

Someone else is dying because they have NOTHING to eat.

 

[Salsa]

how come BloodySinner's avatars arent blocked ?

 

[GatorBait]

Not sure if you're kidding, but they have disclaimers plastered all over the restaurant. They use the disclaimers as branding.

What would they be sued for even if they didn't have disclaimers?

 

[mcrae]

I'd say anything north of 250 pounds. (Unless you are really tall.)

what does height have to do with heart size/ability? lol

 

[_Bro]

how come BloodySinner's avatars arent blocked ?

more importantly, why isn't he on my ignore list

 

[Zeke]

more importantly, why isn't he on my ignore list

because ignore lists are lame? On topic am I the only person that saw that lucky strikes and wanted them more than the food?

 

[zero margin]

the girl is wearing granny panties. what kinda bullshit...

EDIT - and then the most disturbing I've ever seen gets posted. Timing.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Someone saying on-demand clean water is excess is the biggest idiot in existence.

never been or lived outside the US?

 

[Roscoe]

That strange, they disabled the you tube comments?

I wanted to see what the public thought of this deceased gentleman.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

WTF at the youtube ad.

.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Fucking sad and disgusting. God, this country continues to devolve into an Idiocracyesque shit hole.

 

[LegendofJoe]

I prefer this picture sinner:

Of course the guy who took this picture has no idea what happened to the child, he was too busy taking an award winning photograph.

Anyway back on topic, this thread is full of delicious irony. That commercial is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

 

[Alucrid]

I prefer this picture sinner:

Of course the guy who took this picture has no idea what happened to the child, he was too busy taking an award winning photograph.

Anyway back on topic, this thread is full of delicious irony. That commercial is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

And then killing himself later. Nice try though.

 

[SapientWolf]

I prefer this picture sinner:


Of course the guy who took this picture has no idea what happened to the child, he was too busy taking an award winning photograph.

Anyway back on topic, this thread is full of delicious irony. That commercial is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

He wanted to help but they told them it was too late to save the kid. He eventually committed suicide. Glad you're getting a kick out of the thread though.

edit: Just beat'd (beat'd!)

 

[LegendofJoe]

And then killing himself later. Nice try though.

You're right, I forgot about that. Thank you for correcting me, I apologize for my mistake. I've been on a cynical tirade all day and it's starting to make me look stupid.

 

[Roscoe]

Fucking sad and disgusting. God, this country continues to devolve into an Idiocracyesque shit hole.

Just raaage man, just raage.

I'm off to listen to some RATM. Fucking theocracy and their 8000 cal burgers.

 

[beelzebozo]

why didn't someone tell him about SUBWAY!?

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

Are you retarded? I posted that.

ROFL

 

[Ether_Snake]

Everything about this sounds like a fucking Onion article.

How do you eat that burger anyway? Cut it in pieces?

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

I prefer this picture sinner:

...saddest picture on earth....

Of course the guy who took this picture has no idea what happened to the child, he was too busy taking an award winning photograph.

Anyway back on topic, this thread is full of delicious irony. That commercial is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Wow....

 

[Dai101]

Everything about this sounds like a fucking Onion article.

How do you eat that burger anyway? Cut it in pieces?

Except, you know, funny

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Yeah, and you can see her gunt.

She's wearing a knee length skirt, that would make it impossible for you to characterize her pubic area as a "gunt". Looking at her face and arms it does not look like she is fat at all.

But you can see the recently dead spokesman having a bit of a muffin top catastrophe since the front of his belt is not even visible, so he is an obvious owner of a "gock" as they say.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Just raaage man, just raage.

I'm off to listen to some RATM. Fucking theocracy and their 8000 cal burgers.

Junior troll is junior.

I'm sure you'll last super-long here.

xoxo

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

This thread caused me to sponsor a child with Compassion International. No, I'm not joking. Those pictures are horrific.

 

[USD]

That chick looks skinny next to him, but next to a normal weighted person she's a fatty.

I think you just made my heart hurt a little bit.

 

[AlimNassor]

I couldn't eat their...i'm already in bad shape I think that Burger would kill me.

 

[Stridone]

I can't believe you "he died doing what he loved" people. The guy was fucking pathetic, worse than the average drug addict.

 

[Eiji]

Most of those nurses are so haaawwwt!

 

[ohhthegore]

I ate here once, I had to stop by 3 different stores on the way home and had to shit in each one

 

[Peasant Princess-King]

I like how one menu item simply reads "candy!"

 

[Lost Fragment]

Fucking sad and disgusting. God, this country continues to devolve into an Idiocracyesque shit hole.

Needs a little more self-righteous indignation.

Junior troll is junior.

I'm sure you'll last super-long here.

xoxo

Oh. There we go.

 

[-Stranger-]

That place looks disgusting.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

I want to try this place one day.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Junior troll is junior.

I'm sure you'll last super-long here.

xoxo

Says the guy who bitched about this restaurant and claimed it a sign of Idiocracy. Pro-tip: sometimes, silly and decadent things like this can exist WITHOUT it being a sign of some horrible thing wrong with the country as a whole.

 

[Mercury Fred]

Says the guy who bitched about this restaurant and claimed it a sign of Idiocracy. Pro-tip: sometimes, silly and decadent things like this can exist WITHOUT it being a sign of some horrible thing wrong with the country as a whole.

Pro-tip: sometimes when someone posts a comment, it's in reference to the totality of the event in the OP, not simply the existence of one of the aspects of it.

Needs a little more self-righteous indignation.

Oh. There we go.

Hmm, you couldn't have made a more boring or worthless post if you'd hired a team of people to type in the most useless thing possible then ran the result through several rounds of focus groups for maximum blandness. Congratulations.

 

[The Lamp]

So why did McDonald's get so much legal flak for their menu offerings when there is crap like this out there in the United States? Seriously this is just pathetic.

Naming your food after health problems, giving it FOR FREE to the obese, and calling yourself the Heart Attack Grill?

 

[Vincent Alexander]

So why did McDonald's get so much legal flak for their menu offerings when there is crap like this out there in the United States? Seriously this is just pathetic.

Naming your food after health problems, giving it FOR FREE to the obese, and calling yourself the Heart Attack Grill?

Free will's a bitch. I guess if people don't mind clogging themselves up, no biggue. Personally, I'd love to go there and give a try. Nothing I'd make a habit out of eating though, that is for sure.

Oh...and McDonalds has more money. Probably why they got more attention. It isn't as fun for the media to attack the little guy.

 

[mcrae]

So why did McDonald's get so much legal flak for their menu offerings when there is crap like this out there in the United States? Seriously this is just pathetic.

Naming your food after health problems, giving it FOR FREE to the obese, and calling yourself the Heart Attack Grill?

i seem to remember mcdonalds was under fire because they advertised and targeted children? although i dont remember how intense the scrutiny was

 

[seat]

This place is gonna get sued!!

Huh? You really can't say they're being untruthful in their advertising.