Trojita
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God, Theon is the best part of Dragons.
"He had known the miller's wife for years, had even bedded her. Big heavy breasts with wide dark nipples, a sweet mouth, a merry laugh. Joys that I will never taste again.
Which, to me, confirms that Ramsay castrated him :/.
And Robb, Robb who had been more a brother to Theon than any son born of Balon Greyjoy's loins. Murdered at the Red Wedding, butchered by the Freys. I should have been with him. Where was I? I should have died with him."
Man, Theon made a lot of mistakes. But I want him to atone so bad.
There's also a line in this chapter (the first titled as "Theon") where he says that he thinks of himself as Theon because he heard the old gods (probably Bran) call him that in the godswood. Loved that.
He mentions Ramsay Snow chopped off his thing at one point. Whether that's his member, his testicles, or something else entirely we don't know.