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After taking multi-vitamins, I seem to fart alot more. Am I going to die?

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tedtropy

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Rather than replace my present slothful fast-food-eating, ass-enlarging lifestyle with a healthy one, I've started taking over-the-shelf multi-vitamins in a futile attempt to balance myself out more. Ever since taking them though, I notice I seem to blow out the 'ole butt steam quite abit more than usual. Is this a common reaction? Is there something particular in your average multi-vitamin that would cause this? And am I likely to notice any real change in my energy level if I take these things regularly, because honestly, it's like having to swallow a rock everyday. And not a nice water-polished rock - a shitty rock. A rock that you would look at and say "man, I'd hate to have to swallow that bitch". Maybe it's because I'm buying the Wal-Mart knock-off kind. Anyways...I'm sure there was a question in this thread somewhere...and hyphens, lots and lots of hyphens. Thanks.
 

tedtropy

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galeninjapan said:
I take vitamins and I'm not dead.



P.S. What do your farts smell like?

Like a warm summer's day. Oh, wait, actually, they smell like shit...on a warm summer's day.
 

Macam

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Probably has more to do with your "slothful fast-food-eating, ass-enlarging lifestyle" reacting with some new vitamin; it may either pass after a a few days or weeks as your body adjusts or you could just try gradually changing what you eat.
 
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