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[TheKaeptain]

If her pussy reeks of fish, you're damn right I'm gonna fake an orgasm. What's she going to do, look in my condom? Thrust faster, heavy breathing lie still for a little while. Pretend your condom is full and flush it.

Bingo

hahahahahaha

 

[Spinluck]

I've faked it before. But that was after busting a nut like 2-3 times.

 

[UrokeJoe]

I've faked it before. But that was after busting a nut like 2-3 times.

You got nuts.

 

[Spaghetti]

faked it because i wanted to skip to the part where we ordered pizza

 

[SlipperySlope]

Sometimes it just goes on to long and I don't feel like I'm going to nut. I figured she got her one or two from foreplay and two from sex, who cares if I fake it. She got her nut.

Wow, you fell for the fake.

 

[KeeSomething]

Related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdbvpjoq70

This is rather swell.

 

[hwy_61]

I've faked it before. As others have said, it's a lot easier to do with a condom. Sometimes you gotta do it, man. Especially if the person you're having sex with is terrible at it. You know, just laying there, not wanting to switch, shit gets boring.

That's when I ham it up, just to get it over with.

 

[hwy_61]

wait.. so that white stuff is yeast infection????????

Grool? I've always thought that was horny juices.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Hey, shit happens when a girl calls you up right after you busted one out of boredom.

 

[royalan]

Hey, shit happens when a girl calls you up right after you busted one out of boredom.

Not only that but, as has been implied in this thread already, sometimes sex as a guy is just exhausting.

I don't have to fake often, but when I do it's usually when I'm fucking some bottom that's as active as a dead fish and forcing me to do all the labor. If it's been a while and I desperately need a nut, I can soldier on to an orgasm. But otherwise? Honestly...it's just too much fucking boring work to cum.

 

[El'Kharn]

I just tried to fake one...
But i fucked it up

 

[JaseMath]

I spit on a girls back once. She was all, "Yeah baby, give it." She had no idea.

 

[2real4tv]

Bullshit you mean they fake they didn't climax

 

[Slurmer]

I've had to fake it nearly every time I've had a lap dance. Strippers always think they can get you off by rubbing through your pants? Does that work for anybody?

I don't understand your mindset at all here...

 

[Devolution]

Wow, you fell for the fake.

Wow, you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Aurongel]

Yep, I've had to do this more times than I'm proud of ._.

 

[LordCanti]

I've never faked it. I've certainly faked not having came though.

 

[Pumpkin King]

I faked my marriage for 5 years. Orgasms? Nope. On the face every chance I got. No regrets.

 

[gutter_trash]

going on for too long while tired.. gotta save face with a lie then go limp without the lie

 

[TheVampire]

I faked it once.

GF was riding me for ages and I knew I had a problem this time being that I couldn't come so I got tired and said I just blew my load.

 

[Barzul]

I've done it before too. It's really easy.

 

[polyh3dron]

Yeah I did this like once. With the condom on it's pretty simple.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

Easy to fake if another dudes cum is already in there.

 

[Vermillion]

More entertaining to me is that a quarter of guys fake "I-love-yous" during sex comparative to a sixteenth of women

 

[Ogni-XR21]

I've faked it before. I find it easier to just give her the feeling she did a good job than explaining myself, same reason women fake it.

But that number for women can't be right imo.

 

[SlipperySlope]

Wow, you don't know what you're talking about.

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

 

[Vesmir]

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

While a minority (why this is, is debatable), there are women that can orgasm from penetration for various reasons (g-spot, stimulation through girth, position...)

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Lol it's not like whiskey and vodka have different mystical alchemical properties, they're alcohol. Work the same. Act as a general anesthetic.

well i know that im just saying thats what i call it lol

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I know when a girl orgasms cos they make that awkward face haha.

 

[Vesmir]

I know when a girl orgasms cos they make that awkward face haha.

Beautiful Agony

 

[Symphonia]

Done this before. Felt bad for her but it's her fault for being ugly.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

poke and lift
poke and lift

 

[Devolution]

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

Well maybe you should work on that.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Bunch of fakers up in here. We all came for it.

 

[LordCanti]

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

Vibrating Cock Ring, GO~!

 

[Malleymal]

I have many times;...

Never caught

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

This thread reminds me of a time I sorta faked it. Girl was beautiful, blonde girl with legs for miles. She got off like three times but I could not nut so after a while I just stopped going at it. Man, I want to try again but it's been years since I have spoken to her.

 

[gutter_trash]

alcohol messes it up

on caffeine, you can go quickly

on booze, thing work at 60% and nothing works the way it should

 

[Tesseract]

eough, i shot.

 

[Kano on the Phone]

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

Whoa. Now I have to ask, out of how many women?

 

[Hazmat]

It's crazy that the crazy thing in this thread isn't the high prevalence of guys that have faked it, but it's a toss-up between the lap-dance-orgasm faker and the guy that woman can't have an orgasm through intercourse.

 

[LordCanti]

Are there really dudes out there that splooge in strip clubs? What country is this? You can't touch the strippers here in the US, much less yourself. I mean, yeah, there might be some champagne room shenanigans going on, but I don't think you'd need to (or want to) fake an orgasm in that scenario.

What are you people up to?

 

[Amikami]

Edit: Wrong thread

 

[freenudemacusers]

You can't touch the strippers here in the US, much less yourself

you need to go to better, or maybe worse, strip clubs

 

[Blackace]

I don't know about you guys, but even if I was having really bad sex I don't think I could do that. I mean, logistically... wouldn't it be pretty obvious?

Not really...

 

[LordCanti]

you need to go to better, or maybe worse, strip clubs

"Can't touch" was probably too all encompassing. I know you can probably touch them in some places, but not to the point that I could imagine myself orgasming. They can't even get naked where I'm from and touching them is right out.

When I think of a place where you can still touch them, I think of a dirty dirty hole in the rural south somewhere, staffed by meth addicted prostitutes with three remaining teeth.

Not really...

I'm faking it right now and all of you are none the wiser.

 

[Plywood]

I can't wrap my head around this because I imagine having an orgasm would be more preferable than not having an orgasm.

At what point does the latter become more preferable than the former?

 

[freenudemacusers]

"Can't touch" was probably too all encompassing. I know you can probably touch them in some places, but not to the point that I could imagine myself orgasming. They can't even get naked where I'm from and touching them is right out.

I had a friend get a handjob in a booth (ie, not a private room), for $20. She was pretty cute too.

 

[Dash_]

When I was denying who I was and trying to compensate by being a really shit dude, I used to do this all the time. Took up so much effort and energy.

 

[LordCanti]

I had a friend get a handjob in a booth (ie, not a private room), for $20. She was pretty cute too.

Just imagining the smell of that establishment is giving me the dry heaves.