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[Kano on the Phone]

He didn't make that claim, he said he couldn't get his girls too. And it's no secret that many women have problems getting off though penetration. You can't just "try harder" in those situations, they have to want it.

Still many other ways to get them off though, so no big deal.

The guy called bullshit on a second orgasm because he seems unaware that women can climax by penetration. That seems very clear.

It seems bizarre to even be defending him in the first place.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

I can't wrap my head around this because I imagine having an orgasm would be more preferable than not having an orgasm.

At what point does the latter become more preferable than the former?

When you bust your nut and for one reason or another keep it going but then your dick starts to hurt a bit and you can't be bothered to keep going till you bust another.

 

[Joey Fox]

i'm curious about cleanup. does it just sit in your pants or does she give you a tissue?

It just sits in your pants. I do wonder if she could tell that it happened, though.

 

[TurboLibre]

The guy called bullshit on a second orgasm because he seems unaware that women can climax by penetration. That seems very clear.

It seems bizarre to even be defending him in the first place.

Not really defending him. I just don't like that mentality that men are the ones responsible for everything in bed. Ya know? If you can't get off, it's your fault. If she can't, it's your fault.

And I didn't really notice his "bullshit" comment. Just the later exchange.

 

[JBourne]

It's the same thing, I guess. I can go for hours until it basically gets so hot from friction it starts smoking and cinders and shit come off.

Then I just say "I guess we should continue this tomorrow" or something. It's awful but that's the risk of heavy drinking and sex afterwards.

Yeah, I just don't even bother anymore. Fun at first, but it starts to get gross and painful after a while.

I had a girl get mad at me for not finishing during a BJ, which was because she kept scratching my dick with her teeth. Somehow, it was my fault I didn't finish.

It can work out alright, though. I had a girl that couldn't get me off the first time she went down, but the next time we hung out she was eager to step up to bat. Apparently her failing had motivated her to research how to give a blowjob, because she started doing all this weird, awesome stuff to my dick. She ended up having the most amazing head game I've ever experienced. I had never really enjoyed getting dome before, but she turned me into a believer. Sadly, no girl I've dated since has compared.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Yeah they do, they want repeat business.
Sure seems like it to me when they put their hands on your cock, trying to jerk you off through your pants.What if I don't jack off, what if I don't got hands.

So why are you faking with a stripper?

 

[Devolution]

So why are you faking with a stripper?

Sounds like something Drake would do.

 

[BIGWORM]

1. Condom on.
2. Furious PC muscle "pump"
3. Slump over
4. ???
5. Profit.

 

[potam]

This thread is a constant reminder that there are guys out there faking orgasms and I can't even find someone to stick my wiener in

 

[strobogo]

Yeah, I just don't even bother anymore. Fun at first, but it starts to get gross and painful after a while.


It can work out alright, though. I had a girl that couldn't get me off the first time she went down, but the next time we hung out she was eager to step up to bat. Apparently her failing had motivated her to research how to give a blowjob, because she started doing all this weird, awesome stuff to my dick. She ended up having the most amazing head game I've ever experienced. I had never really enjoyed getting dome before, but she turned me into a believer. Sadly, no girl I've dated since has compared.

I wish this was the case, but the teeth were intentional. She thought she was great at oral and must have had some dude who was into bicuspids scraping his dick, so she assumed all guys were into it.

 

[IISANDERII]

So why are you faking with a stripper?

Because I want her to quit hassling me for more money.

 

[LyleLanley]

Because I want her to quit hassling me for more money.

Couldn't you save yourself the embarrassment of faking an orgasm in a strip club and just tell her you don't want another dance?

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Because I want her to quit hassling me for more money.

LOL. Holy shit.

Just say "No."

 

[Joey Fox]

LOL. Holy shit.

Just say "No."

I've done this. Strippers can be insufferable when you don't purchase their follow-up services. It's not my fault your breath is whack and I can't get a boner.

 

[Kano on the Phone]

I've done this. Strippers can be insufferable when you don't purchase their follow-up services. It's not my fault your breath is whack and I can't get a boner.

So just walk away.

This is some of the most beta shit I've ever heard.

 

[Joey Fox]

So just walk away.

This is some of the most beta shit I've ever heard.

I did end up walking away and didn't spend a cent more than I wanted to. You're making assumptions about what happened.

 

[Kano on the Phone]

I did end up walking away and didn't spend a cent more than I wanted to. You're making assumptions about what happened.

So you didn't fake an orgasm with a stripper? That's what your reply made it sound like.

 

[thenexus6]

What about the reverse? Blowing early then pretending you didn't and keeping on going

 

[Joey Fox]

So you didn't fake an orgasm with a stripper? That's what your reply made it sound like.

I've "just said no".

Faking an orgasm with a stripper sounds hilarious to me, though.

Someone here has probably faked one with a prostitute but won't admit it.

 

[Vesmir]

What about the reverse? Blowing early then pretending you didn't and keeping on going

Mixed results. Going flaccid while you're still pumping is a demoralizing feeling.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I also fake orgasms when I masturbate

 

[Newline]

I've done this about three times in my life. Mainly due to being too drunk to finish. I've felt like we were getting nowhere so I just cut my losses, faked an orgasm, whipped the condom off and into the bin and keeled over to sleep. It's totally unsatisfying but the sex the following morning is pretty darn good.

What about the reverse? Blowing early then pretending you didn't and keeping on going

Would rather just enjoy the orgasm then go down on her.

 

[Charlie McCarthy]

If I am using a condom, it almost feels impossible to get over the line sometimes. Also I can only cum in certain positions. If the chick is on top or missionary, it ain't happening. I need to be behind. Either doggie, bent over or laying on there stomach. Its rare but there are girls out there that won't do doggie because the find it "degrading".

This men faking thing doesn't surprise me at all, since with all the porn around now, it probably harder for a lot of guys to blow because most women don't come close to the chicks in porn. I often need to think of porn just to get over the line lol.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

I've faked, she just was not doing for me lying motionless like a plank of wood. It's easier to fake than have the "it's not you, it's me conversation".

 

[UraMallas]

I definitely fake it sometimes. Especially when I'm really drunk and can't perform to capacity. I know I'm either going to a) have sex for an amount of time until I go limp or b) fake it so she doesn't get conscientious about not 'performing' in bed. I will go with the second one on most occasions. The last time it happened was on my birthday a few weeks ago with a girl from work and I did NOT pretend and it eventually just started getting soft. Should've just pretended because now I feel bad that she might think it was her when it was just me having too many shots at the bar.

 

[Amagon]

Never go half ass, always full ass.

 

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

Faked quite a few as well but only after going one or two rounds. Definitely easy as hell to do with a condom.

 

[daffy]

This thread is a constant reminder that there are guys out there faking orgasms and I can't even find someone to stick my wiener in

I've faked, she just was not doing for me lying motionless like a plank of wood. It's easier to fake than have the "it's not you, it's me conversation".

lmao. I'm dying in here.