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[royalan]

I always heard that the no-touch rule was one-way -- i.e.they could touch you, but you couldn't touch them.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Just imagining the smell of that establishment is giving me the dry heaves.

It was actually a pretty nice place! I guess she just wanted $20

I always heard that the no-touch rule was one-way -- i.e.they could touch you, but you couldn't touch them.

man I must get dragged to really sketchy strip clubs, or my friends are all perverts. Both might be true.

 

[LordCanti]

It was actually a pretty nice place! I guess she just wanted $20

Some people have all the luck.

I always heard that the no-touch rule was one-way -- i.e.they could touch you, but you couldn't touch them.

It's the law here. No touching either way (no lap dances) and no full frontal nudity. Fascists.

Spoiler

Strip Clubs gross me out but women should have the right to show me their genitals and then rub them on me for cash.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

I always heard that the no-touch rule was one-way -- i.e.they could touch you, but you couldn't touch them.

Not in Montreal.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

have you ever heard of a condom

"Hey babe I totally came in this empty condom"

I mean sure, it's not like people closely inspect them after sex, but it wouldn't be hard for someone to call out a fake if they glanced at it after.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

"Hey babe I totally came in this empty condom"

I mean sure, it's not like people closely inspect them after sex, but it wouldn't be hard for someone to call out a fake if they glanced at it after.

I've had women check lol.

 

[Vicetrailia]

"Hey babe I totally came in this empty condom"

I mean sure, it's not like people closely inspect them after sex, but it wouldn't be hard for someone to call out a fake if they glanced at it after.

That's like a special circumstance sort of thing, people just don't do that.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's the law here. No touching either way (no lap dances) and no full frontal nudity. Fascists.

The only place I've seen this was North Dakota, and the chicks there were waaay more aggressive about 'take home specials' than anywhere I have ever seen.

 

[hwalker84]

Pretty easy to fake one with a condom on. This I know.

Yep. I've done it plenty of times.

 

[Valhelm]

Yep. I've done it plenty of times.

I'm so sorry.

 

[Steamlord]

I tried to fake an orgasm once, but I didn't fall for it.

 

[jimi_dini]

Related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdbvpjoq70

This cunt is fucking hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-yBW4CNC74

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Hmm. Enlighten me. I've never gotten a girl to orgasm from intercourse.

LMAO and the thread delivers again. One who has never pleased a women sexually with his peen and another who fakes it during lap dances.

 

[Mondy]

I never got the opportunity to do this with my ex, because she had certain methods for preventing "mess".

 

[soepje]

I've had to fake it nearly every time I've had a lap dance. Strippers always think they can get you off by rubbing through your pants? Does that work for anybody?

Lol, i so hope you aren't kidding.

 

[Log4Girlz]

It was just mayonnaise, I swear.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

I never got the opportunity to do this with my ex, because she had certain methods for preventing "mess".

What were the methods?

 

[TheBear]

I've had to fake it nearly every time I've had a lap dance. Strippers always think they can get you off by rubbing through your pants? Does that work for anybody?

This is amazing. So you actually fake an orgasm when you're getting a lap dance???
How did you come to the conclusion that the purpose of the lap dance was for you to ejaculate in your pants? How many times has this happened? Please we need more details here

 

[masud]

I do this sometimes, usually after the first go round. I don't know if I'm good at faking it or if she just doesn't care though...

 

[SnakeSlashRO]

Once. Just once.

Not in the mood, but I couldn't say no... some girls get largely butt hurt if you reject advances.

 

[Arjen]

Never did it. If I feel like there's no way hell I'm coming, I just say: sorry I can do this for a while, but it's not going to happen. Rarely happens though, but to much alcohol and a condom does the trick.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Ewwww....... faking takes to much effort and time. All that fake moaning and feeling uncomfortable at the same time. Ill stop mid action and either tell him his game is whack or be out my damn self. I'm not fake so I aint faking shit lol!

 

[pants]

I can confirm that I have faked before. What was I supposed to do? It was almost time for Futurama.

 

[IISANDERII]

This is amazing. So you actually fake an orgasm when you're getting a lap dance???
How did you come to the conclusion that the purpose of the lap dance was for you to ejaculate in your pants? How many times has this happened? Please we need more details here

Read my subsequent responses.

 

[drugstore_cowboy]

I did once.

Picked up some girl in a club, we were both wasted, Back at hers I'm banging away for ages and losing interest, so was my dick.

Spat in my hand, pulled out and flicked it up her back.

I think she was convinced, left a phoney number and vanished into the night.

 

[slit]

I did once.

Picked up some girl in a club, we were both wasted, Back at hers I'm banging away for ages and losing interest, so was my dick.

Spat in my hand, pulled out and flicked it up her back.

I think she was convinced, left a phoney number and vanished into the night.

Busting a nut and having an orgasm are not necessarily the same thing.

Believe me, you should be able to tell the difference.

 

[SillyEskimo]

I've faked it a hand full of times through the years so I could see how this could possibly be true.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Busting a nut and having an orgasm are not necessarily the same thing.

Believe me, you should be able to tell the difference.

you can orgasm without jizzing? or jizz with having an orgasm? the first is feasible if you've got good muscle control but the 2nd just sounds unfortunate

 

[slit]

you can orgasm without jizzing? or jizz with having an orgasm? the first is feasible if you've got good muscle control but the 2nd just sounds unfortunate

You can jizz without having an orgasm. It's hard to explain in words but if your muscles tense and have afterglow you've had an orgasm. Otherwise you've simply "let one loose."

An orgasm doesn't happen as frequently as many people think.

 

[Joey Fox]

Usually If I fake, it's that I didn't finish, until I start pushing rope. This doesn't normally work all that well.

 

[.GqueB.]

Sometimes it just goes on to long and I don't feel like I'm going to nut. I figured she got her one or two from foreplay and two from sex, who cares if I fake it. She got her nut.

Factually correct. I had to do this last night.

 

[Neuromancer]

Never had a bad one night stand? i have had a few and faking it was the best way to GTFO...

Haha no. I try to avoid that kind of thing.

 

[freshair]

I didn't even know this was a thing.

I've had a few girls get mad because I didn't finish. Sometimes butt hurt.

Will keep in mind for future.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Wow, you fell for the fake.

No, she just get's aroused a lot easier. Never said I was a Sex God or that they were wall shattering orgasms.

 

[strobogo]

I didn't even know this was a thing.

I've had a few girls get mad because I didn't finish. Sometimes butt hurt.

Will keep in mind for future.

I had a girl get mad at me for not finishing during a BJ, which was because she kept scratching my dick with her teeth. Somehow, it was my fault I didn't finish.

 

[Ashes]

I wonder how many people lie on surveys. And whether there is a difference gender wise.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I've never been in a situation where I'm literally fake moaning and convulsing like I'm actually coming, but there are moments where you're just too tired or have had enough or the dishes in the sink are bothering and you're like ok lets get you finished and wrap this up. In which case you respond with the nonanswer intense "shut up" kiss.

 

[Steelrain]

Hah! I always get mine.



Always.


Only used a condom one time though so that might be it. Never again.

 

[GK86]

I've had to fake it nearly every time I've had a lap dance. Strippers always think they can get you off by rubbing through your pants? Does that work for anybody?

This is right up there with the guy who wanted to make sure his hooker had an orgasm lol.

 

[dragonelite]

I've had to fake it nearly every time I've had a lap dance. Strippers always think they can get you off by rubbing through your pants? Does that work for anybody?

You just made my night...

 

[Deleted member 22576]

This is right up there with the guy who wanted to make sure his hooker had an orgasm lol.

WHAT?

 

[TurboLibre]

Well maybe you should work on that.

Maybe she should. You can know all the tricks in the book, but if it's not happening it's not happening. Some just can't, others have a mental block, others learn how to with age. I always find it frustrating to hear it's the mans fault if she can't get off through penetration, but if the guy can't get off there must be something wrong with him.

 

[Dennis]

I always fake a triple orgasm to make the girl feel good about herself.

 

[Devolution]

Maybe she should. You can know all the tricks in the book, but if it's not happening it's not happening. Some just can't, others have a mental block, others learn how to with age. I always find it frustrating to hear it's the mans fault if she can't get off through penetration, but if the guy can't get off there must be something wrong with him.

He's the one making the claim all women can't get off via penetration. So no he should.

 

[starchild excalibur]

I've never faked one, but I have just stopped before if it felt like nothing was happening.

 

[Joey Fox]

A stripper made me orgasm from a lap dance. Does anyone have any followup questions?

 

[TurboLibre]

He's the one making the claim all women can't get off via penetration. So no he should.

He didn't make that claim, he said he couldn't get his girls too. And it's no secret that many women have problems getting off though penetration. You can't just "try harder" in those situations, they have to want it.

Still many other ways to get them off though, so no big deal.

 

[Devolution]

He didn't make that claim, he said he couldn't get his girls too. And it's no secret that many women have problems getting off though penetration. You can't just "try harder" in those situations, they have to want it.

Still many other ways to get them off though, so no big deal.

Which made him claim that another woman was faking. Seems the problem is his perceptions.

 

[freenudemacusers]

A stripper made me orgasm from a lap dance. Does anyone have any followup questions?

i'm curious about cleanup. does it just sit in your pants or does she give you a tissue?

 

[pelicansurf]

I've faked it less than ten, more than 5 times.