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[EviLore]

Apple Savior Pro Max

 

[sendit]

If it wasn't for Apple, people wouldn't have birthdays.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Wow, using that to scare sell watches is a new low.

 

[AJUMP23]

Why did Tim say PAAAAAARK?

He added a syllable.

 

[near]

"Hi, I´m doing dangerous sports and got saved by high tech because I put myself at risk" /s

Not gonna lie, I was almost convinced to get me an Apple Watch lmao.

 

[CrankyJay™]

Did they evacuate the entire campus for this pre-recorded bullshit?

 

[twilo99]

Does Cook have a southern accent or its just me?

 

[Interfectum]

 

[AJUMP23]

How much security did they need filming on the SF pier to not get mugged or their production trucks broken into?

 

[twilo99]

S9 should be able to run Starfield

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Does Cook have a southern accent or its just me?

He from 'bama.

 

[AJUMP23]

Does Cook have a southern accent or its just me?

He went to Auburn in Alabama. He is a southern dandy.

 

[Codes 208]

Bring back the iphone mini.

At this point i wouldnt be surprised if they discontinued it permanently. Thats kinda what the SE is for nowadays

 

[CrankyJay™]

"Siri, my period started today"

Siri: "Ummmm, but you're a biological male"

 

[twilo99]

How much security did they need filming on the SF pier to not get mugged or their production trucks broken into?

lool

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Still one day batt live
Still meh, not going to buy a device that needs daily charging, no matter what excuses fans think about.

 

[EviLore]

Watch sex confirmed!

 

[AJUMP23]

I swear this lady's skirt looks CGI

 

[twilo99]

2000 nits .. bravo

 

[sankt-Antonio]

How much security did they need filming on the SF pier to not get mugged or their production trucks broken into?

Its 100% a virtual stage.

 

[SJRB]

This guy is standing in a fake environment, right?

 

[Interfectum]

"when your other hand is occupied"

 

[AJUMP23]

Its 100% a virtual stage.

He just walked forward, and at some point they had to go film out there to make it look nice and clean.

 

[SJRB]

I already use the basic double tap feature to dismiss messages. Extremely useful feature.

 

[EviLore]

Kind of cool

 

[twilo99]

He went to Auburn in Alabama. He is a southern dandy.

That makes sense lol

 

[SJRB]

This skit is mad cringe.

 

[EviLore]

 

[AJUMP23]

MOTHER NATURE........ what a cringe fest.

 

[CrankyJay™]

This the girl from Curb your Enthusiasm?

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Mother nature is over weight? Damn... what a back hand diss.

 

[near]

Who knew mother nature was Octavia Spencer all along.

 

[Interfectum]

 

[peish]

what is this skit? what is happening here?

 

[AJUMP23]

our lead times are longer for shipping now.

 

[tkscz]

I just wanted to see if the new phone was using USB-C or Lightning and I get Apple trying to humble brag about how environmentally friendly they are.

 

[near]

2.1m viewers confused and cringing all at the same time.

 

[EviLore]

Great that they're environmentally conscious, but this skit is peak cringe.

 

[Golgo 13]

Let me know when they announce price, I've heard the Pro Max is going to start at $1399 this year... hope that's wrong.

 

[AJUMP23]

we need carbon in the atmosphere morons.

 

[daffyduck]

Cringe fest… not over?

 

[EviLore]

we need carbon in the atmosphere morons.

We don't need to become the next Venus.

 

[CrankyJay™]

What was the carbon footprint of this dumb skit?

 

[twilo99]

My recommendation, if you can of course, is to wait for next year's iPhone, it will be a bigger leap than this year.

 

[Codes 208]

"Were doing this cause we care, we're definitely not spiteful about being forced to drop our propietary cable, heavens no!"

 

[pauljeremiah]

 

[Interfectum]

Great that they're environmentally conscious, but this skit is peak cringe.

Lots of bored writers and directors right now.

 

[demigod]

Hey apple, nobody gives a fuck when watching an event.

 

[SJRB]

Lost 300k viewers just over the last 5 minutes, lmao

 

[sankt-Antonio]

CO2 Offset credits are all a scam. Its not carbon neutral. Bah I hate these corps.