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[CrankyJay™]

I just realized I can watch a non-ASL stream....

 

[rofif]

CO2 Offset credits are all a scam. Its not carbon neutral. Bah I hate these corps.

Yep. It’s all a scam. I am not joking too

 

[AJUMP23]

We don't need to become the next Venus.

we aren't. But they said they wanted to eliminate it. when it is needed.

 

[Interfectum]

"We don't have many products to talk about so we're going to need you guys to talk about the environment for 30 min."

 

[Liquid_015]

Phased out leather watch straps in its Apple Series 9.

 

[Buggy Loop]

Apple creating immense waste and trying to convince everyone they're carbon neutral

 

[SJRB]

Can't wait to order an almost identical knock-off band from AliExpress for 7 euros.

 

[Interfectum]

How's progress in AI doing Apple?

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Those that want a watch - just get a fucking Garmin.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

who needs 3000 nits? Give this thing a week of battery live.

 

[AJUMP23]

Apple remember we care, we also installed suicide nets at all of our factories.

 

[Bernoulli]

who needs 3000 nits? Give this thing a week of battery live.

useless on a watch, better have 1 week of battery

 

[midnightAI]

That watch face is disgusting, anyway enough about watches, any 'watch' that lasts only 17 hours is completely useless

 

[FunkMiller]

They should just have simulated Tim Cook finishing Jesus off in his mouth, while he double taps to order Mindy Kaling a fucking stomach band.

 

[ADiTAR]

I can't believe they are still talking about the Watch, wow. In 40min Nintendo reveals 20+ games.

 

[Bernoulli]

why are they saying sip instead of chip?

 

[Ghostage]

Enough with the environment stuff, we get it already.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

why are they saying sip instead of chip?

So it was not just me who noticed this! Booth woman said sip.

 

[twilo99]

Did they bump up the Ultra price?

 

[SJRB]

Finally, the main attraction.

Let's go.

 

[Bernoulli]

infamous location

 

[ADiTAR]

New design?

 

[AmuroChan]

Did they bump up the Ultra price?

Isn't the current model already $799.

 

[EviLore]

Still running a Series 6 watch, not sure there's much of a compelling reason to upgrade.

 

[Bernoulli]

Still running a Series 6 watch, not sure there's much of a compelling reason to upgrade.

useless to upgrade unless it stops working

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Series 5 here so need a new one.

*want*

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Usb c adapters here we come.

Look at our camera. Here is a new made up term to make our camera seem cool.

Look at our screen here is a made up term to make our screen seem cool.

Look at our processor here is a made up word to make our processor seem cool.

I am still going to watch.

I just tuned in, "look at our screen, Super Retina XDR"

2024: "Look at our screen, Super-Duper Retina XDR+"

 

[Interfectum]

Still running a Series 6 watch, not sure there's much of a compelling reason to upgrade.

I'm on 4 waiting for an excuse to buy a new one.

 

[FunkMiller]

Still running a Series 6 watch, not sure there's much of a compelling reason to upgrade.

7 here, and absolutely not.

 

[SJRB]

Those colors are fucking ghastly, holy shit.

Black is dope but those others, sheesh.

 

[Bernoulli]

the colors are washed and it has last year's chip

 

[Mr Reasonable]

CO2 Offset credits are all a scam. Its not carbon neutral. Bah I hate these corps.

Yep. It’s all a scam. I am not joking too

Definitely, total bullshit.

Best thing Apple could do is make their product updates less frequent, rather than maintaining the same release schedule and saying it's ok because the aluminium is recycled.

 

[FunkMiller]

If they actually gave a shit about the environment, they wouldn’t fork out these fucking products every single year.

 

[Liquid_015]

Waiting for the iPhone 15 Pro/Pro Max

 

[EviLore]

Dual ionic exchange with nanocrystalline particles

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

just got here!

fancy glass eh!

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Dual ionic exchange with nanocrystalline particles

Say what?!!

 

[AJUMP23]

Dual ionic exchange with nanocrystalline particles

made up words. Its cool.

 

[Liquid_015]

#computationalphotography

 

[CrankyJay™]

A camera so good it picked up that girl's yellow canine tooth.

 

[SJRB]

What are those teeth, good lord

 

[Fake]

Dual ionic exchange with nanocrystalline particles

 

[Cyberpunkd]

All the tech blogs simping hard for Apple.

 

[Bernoulli]

portrait is the new tv tv tv

 

[AJUMP23]

green pant suit is subtly attractive.

 

[Codes 208]

Ive never been this equally intrigued and bored simultaneously

 

[CrankyJay™]

At the end of the day, I know I'm going to get a new phone that looks and behaves exactly the same as what I have now....but with better battery life.

 

[SJRB]

It's always amazing to me how much time they spend talking about the camera during these reveals, a feature I really don't care all that much about at all.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

48Mp is actually taking multiple photos and stiching them together right?

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Ive never been this equally intrigued and bored simultaneously

Incremental upgrades will do that to you.