It is like having a little person with you.
They are way more developed than a child.
They are precocious little scamps, always plotting their next jaunt.
I fucking love cats. They can function on their own yet still get emotionally attached to the point of waiting by your sons door while he is away at day care. All sad and wistful like.
Also unlike a dog you just own a cat. It just exists in your life, you don't need to do shit for it aside from feed it. None of this walking bullshit.
I was a dog person till we got a cat. Now it's like, what's that stupid thing peeing on the tree?
Cats will sleep for 16-20 hours a day. Not necessarily the same time you sleep though.
Cats are much quieter than dogs.
Cats are much cleaner than dogs. clean the litter tray 2-3 times a week and that's it. They'll take care of the cleaning. Put deodorizer under the litter and you'll never smell the worst of it.
Cats don't need to be walked, but they still need some exercise but it's much more random (but if you want to see them run up and down, don't change their litter).
The only toy they need is a bit of string.
Cats have a strong right hook.
Cats sometimes talk to you when there's a break in the conversation.
Cats will kill you if you let your guard down.
Cats need a hug but are way less needy than dogs.
Cats run the Illumunati with a brutal paw.
Cats need their claws cut regularly otherwise they get distressed and rip up your carpet
Cats will kill you if you try and clip their nails. A good vet will trim the cat's claws for free.