....Sometimes. Sometimes you'll never see (or hear) a stranger thing.
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....Sometimes. Sometimes you'll never see (or hear) a stranger thing.
NinjaBoiX
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Thank you!
So many times watching smut, the cameraman is zoomed in on a ballsack slapping off her ass. WTF? Why would I want to see that? Surely you paid this particular model because she's beautiful, has nice tits, whatever. Why just focus on the bumping uglies?
I want to see a side shot of her riding him, or a POV of some doggy action. Anything but a screen full of scrotum and labia. That ain't sexy guys!
fizzelopeguss
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It's worse then when they pan upwards and you see some blokes harry arsecrack.
Yeah...thanks for that.
Yeah...thanks for that.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
exactly! And it's like - great, I can tell she didn't shave this morning. Nice. I needed to know that. Oh look she has a spot.
It's one of my ridiculous pipe dreams to be a porn director adapting erotica that I find on the interwebs. Story is my new kink, it's great. Context is just as exciting as jiggling a lot of the time.
NinjaBoiX
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Yup. I've often shouted at the screen when the cameraman does something stupid. He'll have a glorious shot of her gyrating the shit out of some dude, fantastic facial expressions, fake orgasms, the works. Then he'll suddenly decide to film the dudes asshole for 5 minutes.
Flaccidville.
Musha_Soturi
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Check your phone now.
Aww cheers dude. That is truly a thing of beauty. Gonna have to stock up on gifs on my phone now!
RobotNinjaHornets
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Someone needs to post that pic of Mac in It's Always Sunny doing an impression of the worst porn angle with his hands
donkey show
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Any time.
It seriously makes iMessage so much more "useful."
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NinjaFridge
Unconfirmed Member
These new cash converters ads...
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I made a piture
Also what is a good non-competitive multiplayer game for pc...something like terraria or minecraft
Also hai guys, how's everyone doing
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NinjaFridge
Unconfirmed Member
The south will rise again?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I changed my mind
I took a week holiday to stop me getting permad by reacting to snidey comments and now im over it
Is this going to be a problem?
Little Old Man
Member
Well they need to focus on selling PS4 systems now they've ran out of property to sell!
Fucking hyped for the PS4, and I don't even plan to buy one for a while!
Depends how passive aggressive you're going to be lol
Musha_Soturi
Member
The South has been here all along...
Of course it's not a problem, anyone can post in this thread, you're always welcome here no matter what anyone else says.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Little Old Man
Member
Tash has made like two posts and already the claws are coming out.
Troublemaker.
Troublemaker.
Yes, any criticism of how this thread ended up must be snide right?
fizzelopeguss
Banned
Hot-kinky-jo for lulz. it's like the gaping maw of Shai-Hulud.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Right come on now children, let's stop all this silly bickering and remember why we're here? This is supposed to be a nice place to hang out away from the troubles of our daily lives. Let's try and keep it that way yes?
Right, back to what's important. Is anyone watching Masterchef?
Right, back to what's important. Is anyone watching Masterchef?
Hot Coldman
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Does anyone have any decent suggestions for music to listen to whilst report writing? My usual collection is a bit too... abrasive to fit.
The Mario Galaxy soundtrack is doing me OK for now, but figured I should fish for ideas. 3000 words grumble grumble
The Mario Galaxy soundtrack is doing me OK for now, but figured I should fish for ideas. 3000 words grumble grumble
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Your bitter remarks that I imagined coming from a 12 year old girl? Yeah..I think snide would be an appropriate description, perhaps don't wait until people cant respond next time and just air your thoughts instead of bottling them up.
Forget about it and move on or dont, i dont care, I was annoyed about it at the time and I'm not anymore, originally I wasnt going to post in here, but then I thought about how much I loved this thread and I shouldnt not post in here because somebody had a problem with me, If you want to carry on this discussion via PM, go for it, as I dont want to shit up the thread anymore with this whole embargo which is now over. I knew reentering this thread would be awkward so i figured id get it all out of the way quickly instead of keeping a slight passive-aggressive tension going untill somebody finally brought it up
How's everyone doing anyways.. hating my job at the moment... It's taking the life
anybody seen Iron Man 3 yet?
Depends on the report
Little Old Man
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LOTR soundtrack is always a good one for me.
House/Chillstep collections on Youtube?
Spotted people on my FB talking about the Xbox always online rumours. GAF will explode if it's confirmed (hope it isn't though).
Hot Coldman
Banned
That might just work.
Deadly Premonition's whistling track.
Hot Coldman
Banned
No, I would die.
And so am I. If that's true I'm not going to bother with a nextbox. Or I'll buy it later when it's much cheaper. Right now Sony seems to be ticking all the boxes with the PS4.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Thanks, this'll do nicely!
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
What are these rumours?
Ahhh
Dat vinyl crackle
Oh right, I thought that was confirmed quite a while back...
Yeah we did have a conversation on here about it didnt we?
Always online so expect Sim City issues with the games
blocked Used ( I doubt MS are THAT stupid but it keeps being brought up)
Well.. there was that MS marketing guy who was making fun of people complaining about always online.. it was more or less confirmed, but maybe MS had a change of mind given the backlash.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
QuicheFontaine
Member
Tash back
Little Old Man
Member
I hope Microsoft goes the route of free online play too. I find it scary that so many people willingly cough up £40 a year to play online (lol), so at the same time I very much doubt Microsoft would stop with Live subs.
dang, this guy is good.
hahahahahahahahaahhhahahahahhahahahahaha
sorry *cough*
They will keep that Xbox live sub for that money then still bombard you will ads
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I'm not really sure if this is positive or negative
Tash back
But i missed you bro, teach me a new word before I go to bed, oh and unlucks with your OT....although i couldnt fully understand what the hell it was about..lol
It's another deterrent for me
I used to be so devoted to microsoft..... The one you posted is sending mee off to sleep... So chilled...
My friend said it was better than 2..but not 1..
I dont think it'll be better than 1..but i might go see it on my day off...although I dont know who id go see it with ...
lol
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NinjaFridge
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As a gamer I obviously don't want the always online rumors to be true. But as someone who loves to see GAF lose its shit, I want it to be true more than I want my next breath.
I didn't really like Iron Man 1 or 2 tbh, something about them just felt off. Not bad films but not really enjoyable.
I didn't really like Iron Man 1 or 2 tbh, something about them just felt off. Not bad films but not really enjoyable.
Little Old Man
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I probably would have bought a 360 by now to play through the Halo series if it wasn't for Live subs. Console gaming is so expensive at times.
Actually with the 720 they'll probably create a multi tier system. So kind of like PSN+ but you're taken for a ride to get the best features.
The meltdowns on GAF are always something special. This year guarantees many.
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