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BritGAF |OT4| - "Our Only Goal In Life Is To Become As Alpha As Possible"
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NinjaBoiX
Member
Dude:
Getting your piece sucked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sucking some random toe
But whatever floats your boat Quentin!
Musha_Soturi
Member
Mucky pup.
Edit: I just noticed, someone just added "fat" to Lee's shelf sticker. Lee is the food thief. It now reads Fat Lee.
Lol!
Haha, awesome! Is he still stealing food?
Alcohol is great, sounds to me like it did good for you!
This man speaks the truth.
Well, except I'm a bit more fussy and I like my men to be all of the above (apart from the money, I have enough of that)
runlikehell
Banned
My mentor is right crafty.
Sat at the dinner table and she decides to ask me if I'll work on a Saturday, teaching kids how to play Scrabble.
afoni, you should have got in there man!
Sat at the dinner table and she decides to ask me if I'll work on a Saturday, teaching kids how to play Scrabble.
afoni, you should have got in there man!
Musha_Soturi
Member
I was being modest, I am all of those things.
I think I remember seeing a pic you posted, from what I recall you're pretty hot. You should be in the BritGaf calendar too.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Alcohol is awesome, plus you discovered one of my favourite kinks at the same time, I hope it serves you well.
NinjaBoiX
Member
No! Well, not from me anyway. Maybe he moved onto pastures new.
(It's Pats's writing, lol.)
Or if she looks like she went overboard on the rouge. Your lady will rarely look more alluring than with that flushed look of glazed-eyed exhaustion, lying breathless and panting on the bed.
"Boy done good."
Musha_Soturi
Member
The creep rule is half your age plus 7.
Half your age plus seven.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Sweet baby Jesus. I must immediately tell my wife that I can officially take the pork bus down to tuna town with a 23 year old without being creepy.
I just read that back. I failed the last part, didn't I?
I just read that back. I failed the last part, didn't I?
Musha_Soturi
Member
Rounding up or down?
Reassuring though....thanks.
I always round down. So mine is 22.
Yeah. There is no hope for you I'm afraid.
Your exact words were:
Haha, so funny you found that so quick.
I reckon we should seriously consider doing the calendar, we have some very attractive guys here. I'll oversee the whole thing, obviously.
I would just worry that anyone left out would feel bad.
glol. But no, when you stop looking is when sex will find you, it might be questionable sex, but sex it will be.
Felt like it took ages, finding the old thread and then that page...
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Come down to Chatham, plenty of ladies willing to say "Bye, man" to your guymen here. Most of them are prostitutes, but still.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
As fat boys, eating is something we enjoy and do well. I understand.
EDIT: omg these corgette muffins my boss made me are well yum.
NinjaBoiX
Member
runlikehell
Banned
Just spat out my drink.
"do it, no one will know, I'm sure the rash is just cosmetic..."
Every single fuckin' time I try to take some time off from GAF I get reeled back in with posts like this.
Sooooooooooooo, at least you got a number right afoni? right?!
Somehow, this response hurt the most :'(
But yeah, I'm not one to generally talk up my game but I got skills in that department. And saying that here can't count as advertising because the only female likely to read it is Musha and she's not getting any of that.
Going down on a relative (even a britgaf relative) is like drinking alcohol-free beer. It might taste the same but it just ain't right.
I forget where I stole that from...
Edit: Mike, I just got "guymen". Lol. I'm slow today!
eh? EH?!?
Pretty sure I stole it from Bob's Burgers though. It sounds like something Tina would say "if dudes had a hymen it'd be called a guymen".... I dunno, maybe I did invent it...
If you don't get any by the end of the year, I'll happily fuck you.
This was a gathering of friends turned messy. I have it already.
Sorry, I've already got a deal in place.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Incest is a game the whole family can play.
I forget where I stole that from... probably Mattel
NinjaBoiX
Member
Jeff Green: "You stupid fuck Larry! I'd have fucked her with a Bush mask on!"
One of my favourite all time Curb lines.
Denying free sex? This is why you're not getting your knob coated in hoisin sauce and having beautiful maidens lining up to stick a whole duck on it, boy.
oh...OH I see. Sublte pent up frustation of the sexual variety. Have fun and play safe.
just like every friday then?
Musha_Soturi
Member
I am now realising how near the end of the year is
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
That is so hot.
can anyone get in on this deal?
Musha_Soturi
Member
'fraid not, this is a Mike-Musha thing only
As an official representative of RepulsiveBritGAF, we've made peace with our mirror-shattering appearances. Maybe I'll just stick whatever month Kentpaul or Shorty does to the front of my mirror and then I can crywank without fear of it breaking?
Yeah, I'm just now realizing why you were so pro me getting a prostitute in Amsterdam
I think now that this has almost turned sour for her, she'll be unlikely to make the same arrangement again.
If I'm not February, May, and August then fuck you all.
I didn't buy these leopard-print thongs to keep 'em in a drawer.
Flattered but I'm nowhere near the "KP, SteveWD, Ninja and Darren" top tier of GQcoverBritGAF. Need a buddy to go to Amsterdam with Mike? *raises hand*
b-but it's my birthday tomorrow
NinjaBoiX
Member
Don't write cheques your ass can't cash Musha!
Nonsense Shorty, you're a tall, charming, well built dude!
And you, have a nice smile? Is it OK for me to say that?
You're a good looking bro bro.
To make matters worse, turns out everyone thinks they're better looking than they really are - http://faculty.chicagobooth.edu/nicholas.epley/EpleyWhitchurch.pdf (it's a research paper, sorry...)
Hot Coldman
Banned
Started watching NTSF:SD:SUV::. It's pretty fucking daft.
Rob Riggle's "President of the Navy" is the best character in forever.
Rob Riggle's "President of the Navy" is the best character in forever.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Right, I'm drawing up a list and I already have several people on it. But I don't even know what half of you look like. So, submit your pics to me if you want to be considered for 'BritGaf Hunks 2014'. Sexy poses are strongly advised.
Maybe we can get Evi to sell it in the NeoGaf store, now he's a pal?
Maybe we can get Evi to sell it in the NeoGaf store, now he's a pal?
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Can't we do a BritGAF calender that you can flip over to become a RepulsiveBritGAF calender? That way everyone can be in it, regardless of aesthetic shortcomings.
I am the weaver.
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