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BritGAF |OT6| Dark Souls? More like Arse Holes
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show me your skeleton
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goodness no.
but you can eat a lot of cake without guilt!
but you can eat a lot of cake without guilt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDZm9_uKtyo
Miliband and Brand is one of the strangest things.
"That's totally wrong."
"Go on, mate."
Miliband and Brand is one of the strangest things.
"That's totally wrong."
"Go on, mate."
toythatkills
Member
I just watched over a minute of that video and Russell Brand seems to have forgotten that when you're doing an interview, you're supposed to let the other person have a chance to speak
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I don't think he's ever had that insight.
Just do it
My grand plan is to live in a small cottage in the country with lots of animals. Wake up in the morning, do some charity work or some such, come home, cook food for me and Emma, garden, walk dogs, feed chickens, you get the idea!
This sounds awesome! And Happy Birthday!
I'm actually looking forward to seeing this.
Ta!
Peace and love GAF represent!
Deaf Spacker
Memb
Happy birthday Sploatee!
Man you can tell a bank holiday is fast approaching because the weather has turned to shit.
Man you can tell a bank holiday is fast approaching because the weather has turned to shit.
dapperbandit
Banned
Happy Birthday sploats.
In till 8 this evening and 10 tomorrow. All work and no play makes daps a dull duck
In till 8 this evening and 10 tomorrow. All work and no play makes daps a dull duck
show me your skeleton
Member
so
you are a duck?
you are a duck?
dapperbandit
Banned
The metamorphosis is not yet complete
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Not until you get the corkscrew cock?
Ta both.
Morning all.
Nothing to say so I'll make up some words and stuff.
Szazons! Amazanaz nezabazazam, nizeromonon nambimineron szazons azm nim gazamazamerons. Zn! Azomon. Xoxoxomoxom.
show me your skeleton
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nice one sploatee, you've just gone an' woke up k'fhthgl'xuun, the dead god that sleeps for eternity in the world between worlds.
Saw Avengers 2: The Revengeancening last night.
Sat next to a mouth breather who would let out a short sharp honk, not dissimilar to a fog horn every time a character made a funny quip. He also had a fondness of saying "fuuck offff" when something happened beyond the realms of possibility and telling his friend how hot Scar Jo is every time she appeared on screen.
Got through about 20 minutes before I told him to shut up, and surprisingly he did. No fuss or confrontation. He only produced a honk once more in the rest of the film.
The film itself was pretty good, The action was great and it had a sense of "fuck yeah, superheroes"
Sat next to a mouth breather who would let out a short sharp honk, not dissimilar to a fog horn every time a character made a funny quip. He also had a fondness of saying "fuuck offff" when something happened beyond the realms of possibility and telling his friend how hot Scar Jo is every time she appeared on screen.
Got through about 20 minutes before I told him to shut up, and surprisingly he did. No fuss or confrontation. He only produced a honk once more in the rest of the film.
The film itself was pretty good, The action was great and it had a sense of "fuck yeah, superheroes"
dapperbandit
Banned
My housemate hadn't seen Captain America 2 so some bits of the movie didn't make a whole load of sense to him. I offered to show it to him last night. He spent half of it on his phone, the other half asleep. This morning he asked why I turned it off.
The whole thing made me absurdly angry. I'd seen it twice already, I'd put it on entirely for his benefit, he agreed he wanted to see it, I didn't force him against his will. So mad, I could have spent two hours of my life doing something more interesting but noooo keeping his eyes open for two hours was too much to ask.
Maybe he was texting his friends asking "why did this guy offer to show me a film when hes not even trying to kiss me / feel my balls?"
dapperbandit
Banned
I totally offered though
show me your skeleton
Member
people only watch movies because our fucked up society has decided that's the one time it's acceptable to eat popcorn so yeah, if you didn't have popcorn i'd have been pretty pissed off/uninterested too.
JonathanEx
Member
dapperbandit
Banned
I ate popcorn on the bus the other day
#maverick
#maverick
Was it under the pretext of checking for lumps?
Stopped eating popcorn at the cinema, Usually get ice cream now, doesn't make me feel sick in the morning
Lunch_Box_
Neo Member
The symphony of low quality "meat" and stale bread drowning in cheap ketchup.
There's something delicious about the shitty, overpriced hot dogs they sell at the cinema.
dapperbandit
Banned
No, just fancied a fondle.
And gross, ice cream at the cinema. Instead of crunching noises you make slurpy English Patient noises
Nah I get the fancy Ben and Jerry's with a tub and spoon. Very sophisticated and demure, no slurping required.
show me your skeleton
Member
#ladscheckingforlumps
your body is only reminding you of society's injustice against popcorn.
I think its more my body reminding me that eating a bucket of popcorn the size of my torso is not a good idea.
Zn!
Was it that fancy modern popcorn? I like Tyrell's Sweet and Salty. And only 150 calories!
dapperbandit
Banned
It may well have been. It was certainly sweet and salty, a combo I didn't know existed until recently. As someone incapable of fatness I care little for calorie counting.
Although I do occasionally feel like I'm having minor heart attacks.
show me your skeleton
Member
you're right
it's a great idea!
hc'fggnotfh! hush now, s/he hears all.
Is there anything to see at Earls Court or close by?
We'll get to the hotel at 8 pm so we have only a few hours to spend. Preferably something in walking distance. The only thing we've seen around there is the Chelsea stadium, Stamford Bridge, so we're open to anything other than that.
Also how long would a Palace of Westminster-Buckingham Palace-Piccadilly Circus trip by foot take? Planning on seeing those places early next day before we got work to do.
We'll get to the hotel at 8 pm so we have only a few hours to spend. Preferably something in walking distance. The only thing we've seen around there is the Chelsea stadium, Stamford Bridge, so we're open to anything other than that.
Also how long would a Palace of Westminster-Buckingham Palace-Piccadilly Circus trip by foot take? Planning on seeing those places early next day before we got work to do.
WadiumArcadium
Member
I really don't understand the fascination with getting popcorn at the cinema. It doesn't even taste nice!
Lunch_Box_
Neo Member
Remember the glory days of buttered popcorn... now THAT was amazing, chuck a bag of minstrels in there as well and you're laughin'
That's every day for me, since I only eat popcorn I've done myself since only I know the correct amount of butter and salt to put on it.
Lunch_Box_
Neo Member
Funny, it's never even occurred to me to try and make buttered popcorn outside of the cinema... what a fool I am.
show me your skeleton
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people that are smart: how do we get rid of 'first past the post' voting?
dapperbandit
Banned
Simple.
Get rid of the democratic process entirely and crown Nigel Farage the Divine Emperor of Mankind, it's what we're all thinking let's just do it.
Get rid of the democratic process entirely and crown Nigel Farage the Divine Emperor of Mankind, it's what we're all thinking let's just do it.
It was Sploat's birthday yesterday? Fuck I'm terrible 
. Happy belated birthday Sploats. Have some green screen project I did for University as a present.
. Happy belated birthday Sploats. Have some green screen project I did for University as a present.show me your skeleton
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well that was bloody simple wasn't it? thanks duck!
Cross post from the Euro Cheap-Ass thread as I'm hoping a member of Brit-GAF may be able to help me with this one? Thanks!
Little Old Man
Member
Happy Birthday Sploats for yesterday! Have a good day?
Hello BritGAF. ^_^
Something strange happened today...in CeX.
This was playing on the radio.
Atleast I think it was the radio...a Michael Jackson song played after.
I then saw someone with a vest saying "Hellfire is Real"...... London can be a very strange place sometimes.
Something strange happened today...in CeX.
This was playing on the radio.
Atleast I think it was the radio...a Michael Jackson song played after.
I then saw someone with a vest saying "Hellfire is Real"...... London can be a very strange place sometimes.
they always play shit music in stores like CeX, I wouldn't worry
The last song I heard in a CeX was that Chewbacca song from Clerks. I thought it was a laugh but it got cut off half-way through.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I head this song once at the shop after coming home from the hospital.
https://theyulelogs.bandcamp.com/track/wrestlemania-christmas
https://theyulelogs.bandcamp.com/track/wrestlemania-christmas
It was Sploat's birthday yesterday? Fuck I'm terrible
Thanks D!
Meh. It was a Wednesday and I had work the day after. But today is my last day in for a whole week!
Thanks for arsking!
show me your skeleton
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maplin had that as part of their christmas playlist. yep.
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
Member
Cinema popcorn can fuck off 5 for a small one I can get 5 packs of poppets or 2 packs of percy pigs for the same.
Or a line of coke.
Looking forward to this weekend, I'm becoming a godfather to my niece.
I shall be wandering around with an overcoat draped over my shoulders and cotton balls stuffed into my cheeks. Making people deals which they cant turn down.