So Spookie's ex's aunty got hooked on smack by Dave Lister off Red Dwarf.
My mate Michelle fucked Björk with a strap-on.
What's your best mates' second cousin twice removed's claim to fame BritGAF?
(Lame/implausible ones will be mocked/rigorously picked apart.)
I have a friend who smoked crack with Dominic Masters or something with Pete Doherty. I can't remember the details.
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Warning! Bloggy post coming in!
First of all some gaming blah:
I've caught up on some non-Souls games - Spec Ops The Line is just at the point where it's getting a bit funky. I don't think it plays particularly well, but the story keeps taking turns where I genuinely feel a bit uncomfortable playing it and about how military warfare FPSs generally handle violence.
Demon's Souls (sorry I lied!) dudes who have played Dark but not Demon's, may I commend this to you. Oh blimey is it hard though. I'm finding it twice as hard as Dark Souls ever was. There are some bits in particular that make me sweat quite a lot. And the fact that (I) every time you die the "world tendency" inches towards making the game harder (ii) if you die against a boss you'll most likely have a bloody tough run to get back to it again and (iii) you only ever have (at best) around about 2/3 of your health unless you use a consumable which is expensive and hard to find...eeesh.
I'm also playing Destiny again. AGAIN. Gah. The grind is so easy to fall back into.
What else? I tried the first 10 mins of Metro 2033 but thought I'd finish the other games I'm playing at the moment.
Non-gaming news:
My arm is healing quite nicely and I am very happy with the 2/3 of my new tattoo (the last 1/3 will be in two weeks). I feel like a sci-fi character / fantasy character / superhero(ine). I will share pics at some point, but probably on the Whatsapp. Of course, Emma's tattoo has pretty much healed.
I'm about 30% away from becoming a full Buddhist so don't be surprised if the next time I request a ban it's because I'm going on a 6 month retreat with a vow of silence.
I voted today by post. I went for Labour. Sigh. I can't ever vote Tory. I'm not really UKIPs target market. I just couldn't in good faith vote for the Greens until they shape up a bit and there's no way ever I'd vote for the Lib Dems. Basically last time I got swept up and thought "yeah! I'm with Nick! Ideals!" and now I just want no more Tories, thanks.
Our guinea pigs have colds and do really cute sneezes.
Revenge of the Sith is actually rather good if you ignore some of the dialogue.
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I think that's about it. There's not much else in my brain apart from I'M NOT IN WORK AND I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND PLAYED GAMES AND WATCHED STAR WARS AND HAVE A NEW BIG TATTOO AND SO I'M DEAD HAPPY AND STUFF AND FEEL GOOD AND HOPE YOU ALL FEEL GOOD TOO.
Talk to me britgaf. Regale me of your conquests! How didst thou vote? Favourite Star Wars film? Does incense contain carcinogens? Is soy milk actually nicer than cow milk? Can chamomile tea bags really help fluid build up in cartilage piercings? Is it windy and rainy where you are? Boris Johnson, eh? PM in 2020? The capitalist system, what can we do? Hamster or guinea pig? Dog or cat?
