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CFB 2015 Off-season thread: 12 Gauge backfires on Super Mariota, Mario FPS unlikely
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Somebody's gotta be the standard bearer.
Also, pour one out for ole Tennstud. Fucker's dead.
Doesn't have to be anything worth anything to pour, though. Can just be a jar of A&M wacky tacky.
Also, be prepared, Hatin Ass Spurrier is barking. Prepare for Quotes.
Also, pour one out for ole Tennstud. Fucker's dead.
Doesn't have to be anything worth anything to pour, though. Can just be a jar of A&M wacky tacky.
Also, be prepared, Hatin Ass Spurrier is barking. Prepare for Quotes.
My wife is from Iowa and her whole family are Iowa State fans. That video got so much play when it first came out that she threatened me with sleeping on the couch.
Don't start none, won't be none is my motto.
Well, if he has a family, my condolences.
Periscope feed of hatin ass spurrier
He quotes Attila the Hun.
It's mostly to say "he ain't too old for this shiiiiiiite" and "fuck that Atlanta newspaper"
He quotes Attila the Hun.
It's mostly to say "he ain't too old for this shiiiiiiite" and "fuck that Atlanta newspaper"
Jesus... Bo Scarbrough's supposed to be back before the Georgia game.
Guileless
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Ole Miss F+ progression from the year before Freeze was hired (2011, when Nutt bottomed out at 2-10) to last year:
2011: #92 (Nutt)
2012: #29
2013: #28
2014: #5
That is borderline miraculous. Freeze is underpaid.
I agree, fuck that Atlanta newspaper and Mark Bradley. Chip Towers and Seth Emerson are okay though. Bradley is no UGA fan, that's for sure. I'm pretty sure his job title is "Head Troll" so I'm guessing he trolled the OBC some and the OBC got his jimmies rustled.
Well since you didn't win your division, conference, or bowl game, can I see your sweet F+ trophy?
Lee Chaolan
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I haven't posted here since the first page 
Reigning Champs, nice ring to it. Gonna try to go to a game later this year.
Go Bucks!
Changed name from TheBatman for those that don't know ;p
Reigning Champs, nice ring to it. Gonna try to go to a game later this year.
Go Bucks!
I just watched the Spurrier interview. It's nice to see he still hates Georgia so much, the feeling is mutual. Whiny Spurrier isn't quite as entertaining as wisecracking Spurrier though.
More thoughts on this. I'm glad that Spurrier seems to have had a fire lit under him, though I'm not sure why he was so upset over people hinting about him retiring soon. He hinted at it himself mere months ago.
More thoughts on this. I'm glad that Spurrier seems to have had a fire lit under him, though I'm not sure why he was so upset over people hinting about him retiring soon. He hinted at it himself mere months ago.
This Corey Feldman at a stadium topic
:lol, its at State College/Penn State.
What would the reaction be to a "Penn State deserves this punishment" statement?
:lol, its at State College/Penn State.
What would the reaction be to a "Penn State deserves this punishment" statement?
perfectchaos007
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During that cringe worthy performance I was just surprised the audience didn't turn the other way.
Things headed south for Ole Miss really bad though. They were absolutely embarrassed in their bowl game.
BertramCooper
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Psssh. They were just exhausted after that grueling SEC schedule.
Andy Staples article on the Spurrier tantrum yesterday. Short of it: Spurrier is still really competitive, stays bitter about losing for 20-30 years, expects beat writers to be fans and not write anything damaging to the program, and conjures up perceived slights and uses them as motivation for himself and team.
Smart Football put up an excellent article on football jargon. Probably worth bookmarking whenever Jesse Palmer tries to sound smart this fall.
Smart Football put up an excellent article on football jargon. Probably worth bookmarking whenever Jesse Palmer tries to sound smart this fall.
bucknuticus
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Holy shit unl's new unis are uhhhhhhh....
Adidas is just playing one long joke on people right?
http://collegespun.com/big-ten/nebr...s-appear-to-have-leaked-big10-cornhuskers-uni
The helmets are sweet though
Adidas is just playing one long joke on people right?
http://collegespun.com/big-ten/nebr...s-appear-to-have-leaked-big10-cornhuskers-uni
The helmets are sweet though
No wonder Michigan is bolting for Nike.
But how will their coach take away their black shirts next time their defense underperforms?
How on earth did "double move" not make the cut?
A joke they play on every Adidas school. Every year. Can we switch to Nike yet?
I liked the previous black helmets as well but holy fuck is that uni bad. It's like it's one big skid mark or something.
Azwethinkweiz
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Hey, it could be worse. You could be with under armor.
Mac the KNife
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THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRUNK SPECTRUM
I know I'll be leaving the Fireball at home this season
(sorry visiting Nebraska fans!)
BertramCooper
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We're bigger drunks than State Penn?
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRUNK SPECTRUM
I know I'll be leaving the Fireball at home this season.(sorry visiting Nebraska fans!)
Yeah. Whatever.
Only 2 SEC teams? This ranking is bullshit!
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRUNK SPECTRUM
I know I'll be leaving the Fireball at home this season.(sorry visiting Nebraska fans!)
perfectchaos007
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THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRUNK SPECTRUM
I know I'll be leaving the Fireball at home this season.(sorry visiting Nebraska fans!)
You're telling me WVU fans burn couches while being only tipsy? Just imagine what they would do if they were completely hammered
Vanillalite
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Wish we had Addidas
#StuckwithRussell
#StuckwithRussell
FSU not on the list? I mean, they have a bar that serves liquor out of fishbowls.
That said, as someone who's brother in-law and family are all Wisconsin grads, I can absolutely attest to their placement on the chart. Wisconsin drunk is some kind of drunk that I can't comprehend.
That said, as someone who's brother in-law and family are all Wisconsin grads, I can absolutely attest to their placement on the chart. Wisconsin drunk is some kind of drunk that I can't comprehend.
bucknuticus
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Every town has a bar(s) that serve liquor out of fishbowls, not a unique concept
Que?
perfectchaos007
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Yeah Bourbon Street has had those forever so where's Tulane on that list?
In Austin, we prefer $5 liquor pitchers
This is true. I guess I just see the strip in Tallahasee as some kind of toxic wasteland, but that's less drunken debauchery and more health-code violations.
On Florida Drunk: This is sadly true. Doesn't help that Ben Hill Griffin is designed like some kind of horrible death trap that gets blocked up whenever one person decides to loiter in front of the entrance. I'll never forget the Tennessee game where I had to carry not one, not two, but three people out of the stadium in order to get help.
bucknuticus
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bucknuticus
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Joey Bosa's 5 star little brother just committed to Ohio State. Potential for them to at at the same time, but also unlikely, would be sweet
Azwethinkweiz
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But he is an OSU football player?
perfectchaos007
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that's the subtle jab
Okay, so we're up to 5 cities, counting New Orleans and Tallahassee. Keep 'em coming. You've got a long way to go to reach "every."
God damn, I'll give him that one.Cardale Jones is quickly becoming my favorite non-OSU football player.
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bucknuticus
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BlackGhost
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Just got the sports center update. for a second I thought it said Joey said he's committed to Ohio state. Meaning he wouldn't enter the draft after this season haha
GoldenEye 007
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Yes I've certainly gone down that rabbit hole before. Not always with good results.
Poor Wazzu.
bucknuticus
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Fishbowls are basically a way for bars to sell Kool-aid for $20
An egregious omission.
THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL DRUNK SPECTRUM
I know I'll be leaving the Fireball at home this season.(sorry visiting Nebraska fans!)
LSU should be the epitome of drunk CFB fan, and UGA not rating on there is good, I guess. Someone tell that journalist that called into Finebaum and said all UGA fans care about is drinking and music that we don't actually care about drinking. Just music. Or something.
BertramCooper
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Cardale Jones is quickly becoming my favorite non-OSU football player.
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Cardale is fucking phenomenal at Twitter.
I mean, they were literally the highest "rated" school who was actually on the chart. They finally win something and still they can't get any respect. Wazzu truly is the Rodney Dangerfield of college football teams.
BertramCooper
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I'm surprised we're even on that list.
Not that we lack drunks or anything, but we rarely show up on lists of biggest party schools and such.
Not that any of this is scientific, obviously.
Not that we lack drunks or anything, but we rarely show up on lists of biggest party schools and such.
Not that any of this is scientific, obviously.
Everybody here is already mad at you, I forgot why I'm mad at you but I'm furious.
FelixOrion
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Nebraska's alternates for this year
At least we can probably read the numbers this year, unlike last season's silver-y mess
At least we can probably read the numbers this year, unlike last season's silver-y mess
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