CFBWeek5: Clempsoning | klmsneng | Verb | to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

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Well, at least Watson is our starter from here on out. Too bad he can't kick field goals.

Also, we play UNC this week, and even we can't fuck that up.
 
Enfinit said:
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That kid looks so out of it. :jnc
 
BertramCooper said:
This is the worst football season ever.

I hate everything and everyone.
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How are you browns fans not used to this by now? its been going on for literally your lifetime! As a bengals fan I came to term (in the late 90s early 2000s) that we suck. So when we lose now I dont even care, its almost comforting when we lose.
 
GAF Pick'em Week 4 Results and Rankings
Rank [ Change ] User < Score | Total Pts > ( Last Pts / Last Picks )
1 [ &#9650;12 ] xeris < 35 | 40 > ( 15 / 9 )
2 [ &#9650;5 ] Jay Sosa < 34 | 43 > ( 13 / 8 )
2 [ &#9650;1 ] Jhriad < 34 | 42 > ( 11 / 7 )
2 [ &#9650;5 ] StrikerObi < 34 | 41 > ( 13 / 8 )
2 [ &#9650;1 ] tokkun < 34 | 40 > ( 11 / 8 )
6 [ &#9660;5 ] Battlezone < 33 | 41 > ( 8 / 6 )
7 [ &#9660;4 ] bachikarn < 32 | 38 > ( 6 / 4 )
8 [ &#9650;5 ] Frustrated_Grunt < 31 | 39 > ( 11 / 8 )
8 [ &#9660;6 ] KingGondo < 31 | 38 > ( 7 / 6 )
8 [ &#9660;2 ] Monroeski < 31 | 36 > ( 5 / 4 )
11 [ &#9650;21 ] devildog820 < 30 | 37 > ( 12 / 9 )
11 [ &#9650;21 ] AntoneM < 30 | 37 > ( 12 / 9 )
13 [ &#9660;0 ] truly101 < 29 | 38 > ( 9 / 6 )
13 [ &#9660;0 ] cashman < 29 | 37 > ( 9 / 7 )
13 [ &#9660;6 ] Purple Cheeto < 29 | 37 > ( 8 / 6 )
13 [ &#9650;19 ] zyxwvu4321 < 29 | 36 > ( 11 / 9 )
13 [ &#9650;9 ] Yaboosh < 29 | 36 > ( 10 / 7 )
13 [ &#9660;0 ] Affeinvasion < 29 | 36 > ( 7 / 5 )
13 [ &#9660;0 ] GodfatherX < 29 | 36 > ( 7 / 4 )
13 [ &#9650;25 ] ConfusingJazz < 29 | 35 > ( 12 / 8 )
13 [ &#9650;19 ] ag-my001 < 29 | 35 > ( 11 / 8 )
13 [ &#9650;9 ] FelixOrion < 29 | 35 > ( 10 / 8 )
13 [ &#9660;6 ] Cyan < 29 | 35 > ( 6 / 4 )
13 [ &#9660;6 ] Ganhyun < 29 | 35 > ( 6 / 5 )
25 [ &#9660;12 ] cdyhybrid < 28 | 36 > ( 8 / 6 )
25 [ &#9650;13 ] Mac the KNife < 28 | 35 > ( 11 / 8 )
25 [ &#9660;18 ] perfectchaos007 < 28 | 34 > ( 6 / 5 )
25 [ &#9660;12 ] GoldenEye 007 < 28 | 29 > ( 1 / 1 )
25 [ &#9660;3 ] AlteredBeast < 28 | 28 > ( 9 / 6 )
30 [ &#9660;8 ] Randolph Freelander < 27 | 35 > ( 8 / 6 )
30 [ &#9650;18 ] rhfb < 27 | 34 > ( 12 / 8 )
30 [ &#9650;15 ] MrJames < 27 | 34 > ( 11 / 7 )
30 [ &#9650;8 ] Westonian < 27 | 34 > ( 10 / 8 )
30 [ &#9660;8 ] Incognito < 27 | 34 > ( 7 / 6 )
30 [ &#9660;17 ] chicko1983 < 27 | 33 > ( 7 / 5 )
30 [ &#9660;8 ] Lonestar < 27 | 33 > ( 6 / 4 )
30 [ &#9660;8 ] mre < 27 | 32 > ( 5 / 4 )
38 [ &#9660;6 ] Schlep < 26 | 34 > ( 8 / 6 )
38 [ &#9660;6 ] pxleyes < 26 | 33 > ( 7 / 5 )
38 [ &#9660;16 ] Subitai < 26 | 31 > ( 5 / 4 )
41 [ &#9650;7 ] andycapps < 25 | 32 > ( 10 / 6 )
41 [ &#9660;3 ] Draxal < 25 | 32 > ( 8 / 7 )
41 [ &#9650;7 ] theprodigy < 25 | 31 > ( 10 / 6 )
41 [ &#9650;4 ] bucknuticus < 25 | 30 > ( 9 / 5 )
45 [ &#9660;7 ] Crimson Commie < 24 | 30 > ( 6 / 5 )
45 [ &#9660;7 ] Draconian < 24 | 30 > ( 6 / 5 )
47 [ &#9660;2 ] Schmitty < 23 | 29 > ( 7 / 5 )
47 [ &#9660;9 ] Talka < 23 | 29 > ( 6 / 4 )
49 [ &#9660;1 ] Enfinit < 22 | 27 > ( 7 / 5 )
50 [ &#9650;4 ] StoOgE < 21 | 26 > ( 8 / 7 )
51 [ &#9650;1 ] sf2fanatic < 19 | 24 > ( 5 / 5 )
51 [ &#9660;29 ] johnbone < 19 | 19 > ( 0 / 0 )
51 [ &#9660;29 ] Torlain < 19 | 19 > ( 0 / 0 )
51 [ &#9650;3 ] JCX < 19 | 19 > ( 0 / 0 )
55 [ &#9660;3 ] Sotha_Sil < 14 | 14 > ( 0 / 0 )
56 [ &#9660;0 ] MightyHealthy < 11 | 11 > ( 0 / 0 )
57 [ &#9660;0 ] NihonTiger90 < 9 | 9 > ( 0 / 0 )
58 [ &#9660;0 ] wbsmcs < 8 | 8 > ( 0 / 0 )
58 [ &#9660;0 ] Zach < 8 | 8 > ( 0 / 0 )
58 [ &#9660;0 ] Garryk < 8 | 8 > ( 0 / 0 )
58 [ &#9660;0 ] JJDinomite < 8 | 8 > ( 0 / 0 )
62 [ &#9660;0 ] BertramCooper < 7 | 7 > ( 0 / 0 )
63 [ &#9660;0 ] LosDaddie < 6 | 6 > ( 0 / 0 )
64 [ &#9660;0 ] CouldBeWorse < 5 | 5 > ( 0 / 0 )
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Week 4 High Score: 15 by xeris
Most Overall Picks: 9 by xeris, devildog820, AntoneM, zyxwvu4321
Most MoV Picks: 6 xeris


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bucknuticus said:
How are you browns fans not used to this by now? its been going on for literally your lifetime! As a bengals fan I came to term (in the late 90s early 2000s) that we suck. So when we lose now I dont even care, its almost comforting when we lose.
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We are, but somehow it still feels like getting stabbed in the heart every fucking time.
 
timetokill said:
13 [ &#9650;25 ] ConfusingJazz < 29 | 35 > ( 12 / 8 )
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WHOO! Big mover, mother fuckers! You, up in the top 10, you best be prepared, you are about to get crushed! YEAH! 25 people just plain suck at picking!

Granted, it is best that you ignore the fact I just went up 25 places and am still outside of the top 10, but still! YOU ALL SUCK!
 
Lunar15 said:
Man, that guy's face was terrifying. Thanks for showing it to me again!

On Florida/Bama: I don't think any of us expected a win, but man that 21 points really isn't indicative of how bad our offense was. You could potentially say that we're marginally better on offense than last year, except now we don't even have a great defense. Muschamp gonna Muschamp. As I said in the last thread, I don't see Driskel getting all the snaps this week at practice. Harris is probably being considered as an option. Is this a good idea? Probably not, but Mushchamp has to do something to energize the offense.

On Clempson: I was watching the game with some extremely nervous FSU fans and I assured them that the 4th quarter would be full of Clempson being Clempson. I was right.
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Are we all back on the Fire Muschamp bandwagon? Because I was all about that life the last two seasons. I saw some on tv excusing him due to injuries, but the team just isn't good anymore. Talent isn't there on offense. Will doesn't know his ass from his elbow when it comes to recruiting a QB, so I'm not all that confident in his backup being any better.

Muschamp has pretty much hitched his wagon to Driskel, and I have no clue why. I keep hearing he can run, but I don't really see it. He's not an outstanding athlete, and is injury-prone to boot. He can't throw, has poor vision, and poor decision making. Did Muschamp promise this kid the moon to get him there? It's mind-boggling.

Anyway, I'm just riding out these Muschamp years, which are somehow much worse than the Zook years. He barks on the sidelines, but the team doesn't play with any of that fire. If he's not gone next year, I'm going to be pissed. PEACE.
 
Pimpwerx said:
Are we all back on the Fire Muschamp bandwagon? Because I was all about that life the last two seasons. I saw some on tv excusing him due to injuries, but the team just isn't good anymore. Talent isn't there on offense. Will doesn't know his ass from his elbow when it comes to recruiting a QB, so I'm not all that confident in his backup being any better.

Muschamp has pretty much hitched his wagon to Driskel, and I have no clue why. I keep hearing he can run, but I don't really see it. He's not an outstanding athlete, and is injury-prone to boot. He can't throw, has poor vision, and poor decision making. Did Muschamp promise this kid the moon to get him there? It's mind-boggling.

Anyway, I'm just riding out these Muschamp years, which are somehow much worse than the Zook years. He barks on the sidelines, but the team doesn't play with any of that fire. If he's not gone next year, I'm going to be pissed. PEACE.
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Driskel had a few very solid runs yesterday.
 
TTK Presents: GAF Pick'em Week 5 Games
(all games Saturday unless otherwise marked)[/i[

(THU) UCLA @ Arizona State by X
Vanderbilt @ Kentucky by X
Maryland @ Indiana by X
Florida State @ NC State by X
Arkansas vs Texas A&M by X
Minnesota @ Michigan by X
Stanford @ Washington by X
Missouri @ South Carolina by X
Duke @ Miami by X
Washington State @ Utah by X
Illinois @ Nebraska by X
Oregon State @ USC by X
 
A coin flip would have done better for me last week. Time to stop Clempsoning my pickem


(THU) UCLA @ Arizona State by 4
Vanderbilt @ Kentucky by 7
Maryland @ Indiana by 6
Florida State @ NC State by 17
Arkansas vs Texas A&M by 21
Minnesota @ Michigan by 6
Stanford @ Washington by 9
Missouri @ South Carolina by 8
Duke @ Miami by 9
Washington State @ Utah by 7
Illinois @ Nebraska by 14
Oregon State @ USC by 7
 
(THU) UCLA @ Arizona State by 4
Vanderbilt @ Kentucky by 9
Maryland @ Indiana by 4
Florida State @ NC State by 20
Arkansas vs Texas A&M by 20
Minnesota @ Michigan by 4
Stanford @ Washington by 13
Missouri @ South Carolina by 4
Duke @ Miami by 7
Washington State @ Utah by 14
Illinois @ Nebraska by 17
Oregon State @ USC by 4
 
Jeff Driskel stats in 6 career games vs. top-20 teams: 74-135 (55%), 760 yards (127 yards avg. per game), 7 TD, 11 TO (6 INT, 5 FL).
 
I saw on the EDSBS Twitter that Zona is 3 wins better since hiring Rich Rod than Michigan is during the same time span. Sometimes the grass isn't always greener.
 
timetokill said:
TTK Presents: GAF Pick'em Week 5 Games
(all games Saturday unless otherwise marked)

(THU) Arizona State by 10
Kentucky by 7
Maryland by 8
Florida State by 9
Texas A&M by 4
Minnesota by 9
Washington by 7
South Carolina by 6
Miami by 5
Utah by 6
Nebraska by 19
USC by 15
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That Spurrier post game interview was hilarious. Just can't get over how bad his team looked. I mean, I'd be thinking the same things, but it's hilarious when he says it.

UGA opened as 19 point favorites over Tennessee. I'd buy quickly at that spread. No way UGA covers 19. Honestly, I'd put us somewhere between 3-7 until our secondary demonstrates they won't leave the middle of the field wide open every play.
 
Yaboosh said:
Driskel had a few very solid runs yesterday.
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The fun n gun has been replaced by the solid run. Meh.

bachikarn said:
Jeff Driskel stats in 6 career games vs. top-20 teams: 74-135 (55%), 760 yards (127 yards avg. per game), 7 TD, 11 TO (6 INT, 5 FL).
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That's starting quarterback quality right there. :(

I dream of how fast Spurrier would've benched this bum back in his day. I still remember Terry Dean being an early season heisman contender, and Steve yanked him for Wuerrfel during a bad game, and the rest was history. Driskel has got to be one of the worst Gators QBs in decades. I don't really count the travesty that was Trey Burton at QB, as he was like Plan F that year. PEACE.
 
(THU) UCLA @ Arizona State by 4
Vanderbilt @ Kentucky by 6
Maryland @ Indiana by 7
Florida State @ NC State by 18
Arkansas vs Texas A&M by 15
Minnesota @ Michigan by 10
Stanford @ Washington by 10
Missouri @ South Carolina by 15
Duke @ Miami by 10
Washington State @ Utah by 10
Illinois @ Nebraska by 13
Oregon State @ USC by 10
 
(THU) UCLA @ Arizona State by 4
Vanderbilt @ Kentucky by 13
Maryland @ Indiana by 4
Florida State @ NC State by 10
Arkansas vs Texas A&M by 21
Minnesota @ Michigan by 17
Stanford @ Washington by 9
Missouri @ South Carolina by 14
Duke @ Miami by 4
Washington State @ Utah by 18
Illinois @ Nebraska by 6
Oregon State @ USC by 17
 
I know Arkansas didn't look too impressive this week, but I'm nervous seeing all these picks for 20+points for a&m. You can't use the SMU game to judge our run defense, use Rice. Our very fast offense will leave our defense out there too long. I'll of course pick the Aggies, but only by 7-10.
 
(THU) UCLA @ Arizona State by 4
Vanderbilt @ Kentucky by 13
Maryland @ Indiana by 4
Florida State @ NC State by 14
Arkansas vs Texas A&M by 21
Minnesota @ Michigan by 14
Stanford @ Washington by 9
Missouri @ South Carolina by 10
Duke @ Miami by 4
Washington State @ Utah by 14
Illinois @ Nebraska by 6
Oregon State @ USC by 13
 
ag-my001 said:
I know Arkansas didn't look too impressive this week, but I'm nervous seeing all these picks for 20+points for a&m. You can't use the SMU game to judge our run defense, use Rice. Our very fast offense will leave our defense out there too long. I'll of course pick the Aggies, but only by 7-10.
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The opening week games are still fresh in everyone's heads.. Not saying Arkansas can't keep it close, but it's probably the biggest influence on the spreads being picked.
 
I'm choosing to live this week under the assumption that getting rid of our defensive coordinator and promoting from within has turned our defense into the '85 Bears.

Get ready for the PAIN, Gondo.
 
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