He never got a real push anywhere, but he was around for fucking ever. Appeared on that 2010 episode of TNA Impact where they first tried going head-to-head with Raw. 2010!!!
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CM Punk Walks Out of the WWE
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He never got a real push anywhere, but he was around for fucking ever. Appeared on that 2010 episode of TNA Impact where they first tried going head-to-head with Raw. 2010!!!
The Faceless Master
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Duke 'The Dumpster' Droese, 'The Stalker' Barry Windham, Man's Man Regal!
If he was leaving for monetary reasons, he would stay for the payday of WM, the biggest of the year. He has millions already and isn't a spender, I doubt money is a concern to him.
IC title, tag titles, Euro belt, come on. He was almost a grand slam winner!
Yeah, there's a laundry list of horrible gimmicks waiting to be revisited.
Sorry for the digression. I should have posted this in the other wrestling thread.
So is Miz, but they seem to refuse to stop the mic from getting into his hands.
JesseEwiak
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Sorry, Nielsen viewership is just as solid as any other statistical polling. If 1,000 people can correctly determine who's going to be the next POTUS, Nielsen ratings are still pretty effective.
Nielsen trolling is the province of fans of badly rated TV shows.
The Faceless Master
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1000 people vs 2 choices is quite a bit different from 1000 people vs 500 choices.
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This image is awful when you remember who started out the night as US champion
Christberg
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It's definitely not a money thing. A few years ago when Joey Mercury was almost destitute due to his various personal problems, CM Punk bought out his house and gave him the title to it. The dude has FU money and has had it since well before he was #2 or 3 in WWE. Dude owns his posh penthouse outright and has millions in the bank too.
Who?
I don't have a problem with him leaving if it's what he really wants to do. He deserves it.
This idea sounds petty.. But if they actually hire Cabana again (which I highly doubt) I wouldn't be surprised if this is the end result.
They did? I'm not seeing it.
This idea sounds petty.. But if they actually hire Cabana again (which I highly doubt) I wouldn't be surprised if this is the end result.
I'll bury you so hard you'll wish you were getting a regular burial.
They did? I'm not seeing it.
Don't even know who this is but...
Wait, AJ is Punk's girlfriend?
When was this?!
What happened to Lita and her Spaceboy tattoo?
I thought AJ was still dating the dude who took her virginity?
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Adolph.
the_log_ride
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Whelp, I've got nothing to look forward to 'Mania this year. Shame. I hope Punk gets some well deserved time off, though.
I vividly remember him feuding with Taka Michinoku and some of the other Japanese wrestlers because he was sleeping with Taka's sister. He got his Venis cut off backstage or something. It was hilarious.
I vividly remember him feuding with Taka Michinoku and some of the other Japanese wrestlers because he was sleeping with Taka's sister. He got his Venis cut off backstage or something. It was hilarious.
Don't even know who this is but...
Just to head this off, this guy doesn't know shit. He's been posted before, but he has no connection to WWE at all, let alone to make such a detailed post. He takes what dirtsheets say, then adds some of his own nonsense to make it seem like he's deeply connected.
Punk and AJ both keep very private lives outside of wrestling, so it's been under the radar. But they've been dating for a while.
I Wanna Be The Guy
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Ah, the I dig crazy chicks plot. Twas riveting.
JesseEwiak
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That guy is basically stealing stuff from the Observer and then throwing in some bullshit.
CartridgeBlower
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To be honest, I didn't see it either, but I got it off IGNs wrestling wrap-up review. Here is the exact text --
"Also, just so you know, the WWE just retweeted one of Foley's tirade tweets. So they might be trying to incorporate his hate into the storyline too."
grosvenor_92
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I don't watch Wrestling anymore but if this isn't fake then that's a huge blow to the WWE
I've seen her kiss SoulPlaya. That does not impress me, really.
She'll kiss anyone.
I want a sex tape. Like Chyna and X-pac's left-veering penis. Or was it right-veering?
I'm dying
pls
oh my god I'm dying
ConfusingJazz
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I remember Colt mentioning on his podcast that he was taking meetings with the WWE late last year sometime.
ConfusingJazz
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Most of it has to do with Summerslam buy rates.
The other part was trying to do the Dusty Rhodes getting beat up by Four Horseman every week storyline doesn't work.
JJDinomite
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Is this like fake-wrestling leaving, or like real life quitting his job leaving?
Jay Shadow
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Well, she always wanted to follow in Lita's footsteps.
It just keeps getting better.
Truly, you guys could probably book a better RAW than Stephanie and her monkeys.
Notice how I wrote book and not write.
It starts with the little things, people.
What's your problem, pal?
God I still would destroy Steph.
I stopped watching wrasslin' ages ago, but the bit that I caught here and there and watching a WM a few years back. I wish Punk was in the Attitude days as he is now, he just would have fit in so well with what they were doing back then.
I Wanna Be The Guy
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Well, she always wanted to follow in Lita's footsteps.
Holy shit! Lol.
Serpentine
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I like how Primo is somehow a bigger ratings loss than EpicoFortunately there's been real research done on this:
/dead
I Wanna Be The Guy
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Why does Triple H have so many good gifs?
Every Human being excels at something. His facial reactions make up for his lack of...
Well, everything else, really.
Hmm.
Maybe someone thought it would simmer things down a bit;
then it backfired and someone did some pack peddling
and deleted it.
Well, she always wanted to follow in Lita's footsteps.
UberTag
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Don't just post the picture. Share the video of when AJ Meets Lita and Weeps Her Little Heart OutWell, she always wanted to follow in Lita's footsteps.
Little did they know at that time that they would soon share a connection as a pit stop for CM Punk's pipe.
I Wanna Be The Guy
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ConfusingJazz
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Ryback speaks on behalf of the WWE
If you think a great heel is a dude who cuts the same long promo about how he's gonna kick your skinny fat ass and never drew a dime, then sure.
I'm glad he cut his hair though, that shit was getting ridiculous.
I hate too much. I shouldn't. He has great conditioning. Poor guy had to follow a Rock-Hogan match and make the crowd even somewhat invested in it.
I Wanna Be The Guy
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"danm if aj's breasts are flat right now imagine how they were there"
Oh youtube. Never change.
Oh youtube. Never change.
Ryback speaks on behalf of the WWE
Gotta love DA BIG GUY!
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