Bored on a slow Tuesday afternoon at work? I bring you some
light-hearted entertainment.
First, watch in awe as Stanford's #49 starts to get up after a play, and as soon as ESPN cuts away, gets shot by the DC sniper (from his jail cell) and goes down in so much pain he can't even take his face off the turf. However, the All-World Stanford medical staff manages to completely dissipate this crippling pain in the short amount of time covered by one play! Incredible!
Next, All-Madden LB (and self-described tough guy) Shayne Skov has a teammate graze his leg while falling down. Although this grievous injury would incapacitate any mere mortal, Skov is such a warrior that he continues running after the play as if nothing happened. Unfortunately, the pain becomes too much to bear, and Skov requires 30 seconds of assistance from trainers on the field, as he (all of a sudden) can't even keep his body from writhing in pain on the field. The incredible training staff manages to cure this crippling ailment on the field, and Skov is able to jog off the field no worse for the wear before coming back in at 100% two plays later.
Will these heroes of the training table come across an injury they can't remedy in less time than it takes to put on a poncho? Find out in our next edition of Shaw's Anatomy, live from Stanford Stadium Thursday 11/7 at 7:00PT, only on ESPN.