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just add DBZ effects and the ratings will skyrocket
Ive always said that wrestling needs to be more like anime.
just add DBZ effects and the ratings will skyrocket
Pretty much. Individual women became stars (Chyna/Trish/Lita/Steph) but the division was an afterthought otherwise.It's cherry picking at it's finest. As early as 2 years before that the Women's division was literally Sable vs Debra (neither of which is an actual trained wrestler) in bra and panties matches and it had no effect on the popularity of wrestling
They have to have everyone wrestle every show because of 3 hr raw and too few people on the roster, and then wonder why everyone gets injured so much.Internet wrestling fans are so stupid. To them CM Punk, Kevin Owens, and Seth Rollins are top tier stars. It's amazing that they still think that way in 2016.
Reminds me of the hail Brian Kendricks days when Cena turned into a serious character and the internet hated his ass.
After seeing that top 5, how they completely ignore how thin the roster is and how void of superstars potential is beyond me.
I started watching around WM31 and before that, a couple of RAW episodes and liked Seth Rollins a lot.
After that, I barely know what's happening in there, aside from some dudes faking strikes and well, wrestling.
But "storylines", "character arcs"? What? I just see those guys beating the crap of each other, you mean there was a background to this before?
Think I started watching WWE way, way too late.
Internet wrestling fans are so stupid. To them CM Punk, Kevin Owens, and Seth Rollins are top tier stars. It's amazing that they still think that way in 2016.
Reminds me of the hail Brian Kendricks days when Cena turned into a serious character and the internet hated his ass.
After seeing that top 5, how they completely ignore how thin the roster is and how void of superstars potential is beyond me.
Talent is not their problem. They have a wealth of it.
It is the booking. They protect no one outside of Cena, Stephanie McMahon, and now Reigns.
Pretty much all stories involve two opposing forces having a conflict. Wrestling's just very direct.
No they don't. They have a bunch of people with no Charisma and no leeway to create anyways. All of them read off a script, they are actors who can jump around and take a hit. There is no one, repeat NO ONE, in the nxt or WWE stream who is the next Austin or Rock. Bryan was the closest and he had the personality of a wet paper bag.Talent is not their problem. They have a wealth of it.
It is the booking. They protect no one outside of Cena, Stephanie McMahon, and now Reigns.
Talent is not their problem. They have a wealth of it.
It is the booking. They protect no one outside of Cena, Stephanie McMahon, and now Reigns.
Attitude era was the best era. I watched their glory years from about 92 to 04. Sad to see they're in such a sorry state now.
It can be anything. WWE Raw is kind of like a live show about making a live wrestling show (like they air out scripted grievances between employees in the ring in front of the crowd, which makes no logical sense as part of a regular wrestling show). Lucha Underground does its backstage skits like little action movies. A big part of the criticism against WWE is it's been the exact same format for 20-ish years.so its supposed to be like a written show? would it be better if the show was written and directed like a movie or would that be worse? is it supposed to be mimicking live sports event on purpose or is that on accident? would it be better if it didnt seem like a live sports event or worse? seriously the whole thing is like a Gordian knot to me
No they don't. They have a bunch of people with no Charisma and no leeway to create anyways. All of them read off a script, they are actors who can jump around and take a hit. There is no one, repeat NO ONE, in the nxt or WWE stream who is the next Austin or Rock. Bryan was the closest and he had the personality of a wet paper bag.
just add DBZ effects and the ratings will skyrocket
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Google "Bray Wyatt lightning" and get back to me.Your post is a joke, but it would be neat if they actually made something like this LOL. Some sort of highly choreographed/edited fighting, like a martial arts movie of sorts.
Attitude era was the best era. I watched their glory years from about 92 to 04. Sad to see they're in such a sorry state now.
No they don't. They have a bunch of people with no Charisma and no leeway to create anyways. All of them read off a script, they are actors who can jump around and take a hit. There is no one, repeat NO ONE, in the nxt or WWE stream who is the next Austin or Rock. Bryan was the closest and he had the personality of a wet paper bag.
New Day was Rocky Mavia times 10,000 when they debuted.I hope no one kids themsevles if they think Rock or Austin would've made it in today's WWE.
Vince would force Rock to stay as Rocky Mavia no matter what, Austin would end up quitting or getting buried or fired for trying to push the envelope too much.
Google "Bray Wyatt lightning" and get back to me.
And real lightning!![]()
LOL
Is that...a real gif?
I hope no one kids themsevles if they think Rock or Austin would've made it in today's WWE.
Vince would force Rock to stay as Rocky Mavia no matter what, Austin would end up quitting or getting buried or fired for trying to push the envelope too much.
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LOL
Is that...a real gif?
The guy who wrote this actually watches wrestling? He couldn't be more wrong about the Womens Division. In 01 you had two decent performers who had one worthwile match, now you have way more women WRESTLERS holding the spotlight.
Sounds like someone who doesnt watch NXT, and if he doesnt, then I cant say I care much about his opinion,hes not properly informed.
He's clearly talking about the main roster product.
If we were looking at NXT there'd be very few problems. That show is great.
The two are linked, you cant (and shouldnt) talk about one without the other. Saying the division is bad while showing a match from 2014 is a joke, the division has changed a lot in one year.
I mean, he complains theyre models before wrestlers, wasnt aware Charlotte, Banks and Becky Lynch were models.
They got Roman sorta over in Philly of all places and then immediately threw it away with yet another shitty promo the very next week.He's wrong about the talent. They just get screwed by shitty writing.
The problem is that Vince doesnt give fans what they want. He forces people to like what he wants. He decides to ignore and punish guys who get over naturally and force people to like who he wants. Just look at how hard they are trying to get Roman over.
Ive always said that wrestling needs to be more like anime.
They got Roman sorta over in Philly of all places and then immediately threw it away with yet another shitty promo the very next week.
Oh jeez and that "You're one generation removed from having a bone through your nose" line. Couldn't believe they said that."I used up your samoan relatives to make myself money! No one in attendance knows who these samoans are, but I used them up,therefore this is now personal, and I am an evil boss who you must eventually defeat"
Except that everyone watching knows how hard Roman has been groomed for his spot. Blah.
He's wrong about the talent. They just get screwed by shitty writing.
The problem is that Vince doesnt give fans what they want. He forces people to like what he wants. He decides to ignore and punish guys who get over naturally and force people to like who he wants. Just look at how hard they are trying to get Roman over.
1994, 1995, 1996 and 2003. GLORY YEARS! They gotta bring em back.
Doink vs Bam Bam vs Goldberg vs LT fatal four way at Armageddon in your house. Ratings would go through the roof.
I started watching around WM31 and before that, a couple of RAW episodes and liked Seth Rollins a lot.
After that, I barely know what's happening in there, aside from some dudes faking strikes and well, wrestling.
But "storylines", "character arcs"? What? I just see those guys beating the crap of each other, you mean there was a background to this before?
Think I started watching WWE way, way too late.
And real lightning!
Yes, that's what we saw at home.
you bet your ass it's real
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