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DETROIT vs. SAN ANTONIO - NBA Finals!

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bionic77

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Guzim said:
Yes. And in the same night, a retirement match between Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson!

Last time they met Magic "mysteriously" contracted HIV around the same time.

Magic wouldn't live past this encounter with MJ. :(
 

Odoul

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Shinobi said:
Goddamn...

It's true about the respect thing...I've got a ton of respect for the Pistons (though I still think firing Carlisle was a bitch move, even though it worked :lol), and as a Spurs fan understands fully how ridiculous it is that this team continues to get no respect for their accomplishments. If the Pistons win out (and that can certainly happen), I probably wouldn't be too upset about it.
I know the lack of respect card gets played alot in sports. But I swear with this Piston team it's just been unreal. I've read actuall paid sports writers say the better team didn't win, the Heat would've been a better watch(btw Shaq is NOT fun to watch never has been), Spurs will have an easier time etc. I've seen this team overcome too many obstacles and achieve too much to understand the way they just get urinated on.

And how is this series bad? The two most consistent teams over the last 3 seasons, the last two champs in an actual competitive final. That's like bitching that the Superbowl wasn't between the Chiefs and the Vicks.
 

SKluck

Banned
This year I need to remember to get the torrents for every game and then burn the whole thing to DVD. I didn't think of it last year.

Pisses me off the NBA doesn't do whole games on DVD, just for the finals, that would be some cool shit. Their Championship DVDs are ass.
 
Recent reports that the Griz are willing to part with Gasol were overblown. The team still is committed to building around the Spaniard, barring a deal for a proven superstar such as Tim Duncan or Kevin Garnett. Gasol, despite his shortcomings, still elicits a double team when he touches the basketball.

He's been a consistent offensive player, having averaged nearly 20 points and 10 rebounds in each of his four NBA seasons. That is why the Grizzlies essentially laughed when the New York Knicks recently floated a nonsensical trade proposal down the Mississippi River: Gasol in exchange for Memphis native Anfernee Hardaway.

:lol

Isiah "The Mastermind" Thomas.
 
It's like he spends his day playing around with NBA Live or something. "Oh, what do we have here? I guess I can pull that Houston for Duncan trade out, afterall."
 

AirBrian

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BatiGOOOOOOL said:
It's like he spends his day playing around with NBA Live or something. "Oh, what do we have here? I guess I can pull that Houston for Duncan trade out, afterall."
:lol :lol

Oh, and I'm very happy that Skiles will return to Chicago. :)
 
:lol from another forum.

My take on how contract negotiations would go down between Riley and Shaq:


Riley: Hey Shaq thanks for a great season.

Shaq: I know I got the MVP.

Riley: Uhm Nash got the MVP but you still had a pretty good year.

Shaq: He got the human votes I got the Klingon votes.

Riley: Ohhh kay, well anyways I wanted to talk to you about your new contract.

Shaq: 30 million for 3 years... thanks alot coach see you in preseason.

Riley: Slow down Shaq.

Shaq. Thiiiiiiiirty millllllion .... threeeeee yeeeeears.

Riley: That's not what I meant. Shaq we want to keep contending for a championship so we need you to take a pay cut.

Shaq: No problem coach, thirty million 4 years.

Riley: That doesn't make sense! We'll be paying you even more.

Shaq: No you won't, cuz after 3 years you won't need to sign me to another max contract.

Riley: Shaq I'm having a problem coming up with that kind of money and keeping talent around you.

Shaq: You have a money problem? (scraches forehead) Contact the Miami Heat organization and I'll take care of it.

Riley: Shaq, I am the Miami Heat organization.

Shaq: Oh no problems then.

Riley: I don't think you understand. Iif we pay you the max we won't be able to afford to surround you with talented players.

Shaq: It's okay, everybody wants to play with me... I can get Reggie Miller, David Robinson, Michael Jordan, and Wilt to play for cheap. They all want to play with me.

Riley: Shaq those guys are retired and over the hill... and Wilt.. well he's dead.

Shaq: It's okay I make the game easier for everyone, Wilt will have an easy time.

Riley: What about Wade in a couple of years he's going to be looking for big money. We can't afford two max contracts.

Shaq: He'll take a paycut, he likes me. I'm his big brother (smacks his elbow) I gave him a nickname. If it wasn't for me he wouldn't have a nickname.

Riley: Shaq, do you hear that?

Shaq: What?

Riley: It's an ice cream truck outside

(Shaq runs out the conference room)

Riley: WTF did I get myself into.
 
Odoul said:
(btw Shaq is NOT fun to watch never has been)

You're half right IMO. Shaq himself isn't really a fun watch, but the opportunties he creates for the team he's playing on make the team as a whole fun to watch.
 

EekTheKat

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I think the mayor of Detroit just may have announced his own imminent death if the Pistons lose the series :lol

He made a wager with the Mayor of San Antonio that if the Pistons lose the series he'll wear a Spurs jersey for an entire day, but if the Spurs lose then the Mayor of San Antonio will have to wear a Pistons jersey for that day.

This was on Cold Pizza a while ago :lol
 

Nameless

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You know David Stern is in one pissed off mood. This will no doubt the the lowest rated NBA finals in YEARS. I mean the biggest star who is Tim Duncan, is the least popular out of any of the NBA Top10 players, Detroit is void of an astronomical name period.

The ironic thing is that fundamentally this will probably be some of the best basketball played all season long, but people want big names and flashy dunks..These teams offer neither.
 
Nameless said:
You know David Stern is in one pissed off mood. This will no doubt the the lowest rated NBA finals in YEARS. I mean the biggest star who is Tim Duncan, is the least popular out of any of the NBA Top10 players, Detroit is void of an astronomical name period.

The ironic thing is that fundamentally this will probably be some of the best basketball played all season long, but people want big names and flashy dunks..These teams offer neither.
yeah, the casual fans need a star... maybe the league shoulda pimped genobili more instead of wade and nash...
 
Nameless said:
You know David Stern is in one pissed off mood. This will no doubt the the lowest rated NBA finals in YEARS. I mean the biggest star who is Tim Duncan, is the least popular out of any of the NBA Top10 players, Detroit is void of an astronomical name period.

The ironic thing is that fundamentally this will probably be some of the best basketball played all season long, but people want big names and flashy dunks..These teams offer neither.

Well, Stern has no one else to blame but himself and the rest of NBA execs for promoting the NBA as a players' league instead of a teams' league, giving much more prominance to the right way of playing basketball instead of focusing in all the flash the casuals eat up. As incredible as it may sound to Mr. Stern, the best TEAMS are always the ones standing in the end, not a single player that won the title thanks to his flashy dunks and crossovers.
 

Bat

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BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Well, Stern has no one else to blame but himself and the rest of NBA execs for promoting the NBA as a players' league instead of a teams' league, giving much more prominance to the right way of playing basketball instead of focusing in all the flash the casuals eat up. As incredible as it may sound to Mr. Stern, the best TEAMS are always the ones standing in the end, not a single player that won the title thanks to his flashy dunks and crossovers.

They promote it as a players league because that's what works and that's what sells. When they tried to promote it as a team's league in the 70s, the NBA almost died. The truth is that for the most part it is a player's league, it just so happens that the one superstar player that is going to be responsible for this year's champions (Duncan) is not really marketable. Of the last 25 or so champions, only one (last year's Pistons) didn't depend on a top-5 superstar player.
 
Bat said:
They promote it as a players league because that's what works and that's what sells. When they tried to promote it as a team's league in the 70s, the NBA almost died. The truth is that for the most part it is a player's league, it just so happens that the one superstar player that is going to be responsible for this year's champions (Duncan) is not really marketable. Of the last 25 or so champions, only one (last year's Pistons) didn't depend on a top-5 superstar player.

I know that is what sells to the casuals, but they could at least try to find a balance, where not everything is about Carmelo, Lebron and Shaq and the awesome dunks and crossovers from a few players. Give some spotlight to the beauty of team basketball and the sport as a whole and then they may not fear for bad ratings if a Finals like this one ever happens again.
 
I'm rooting for Detroit. Are the finals boring because of no Shaq? These finals could be good especially because both teams play defense.
 

DMczaf

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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050608&num=0

Karl Malone – Fifty years from now, people will examine his stats and say, "Wait a second, this guy was one of the five best basketball players ever!" And that's why you shouldn't totally trust statistics. There was no stat that could fully capture the Karl Malone "Uh-oh, I'm taking another dump in a big playoff game" Face.

Really good e-mail from Ann Arbor reader Kyle O'Neill: "If this Pistons/Heat series has taught us anything, it's that we need an MJ clause in the media. There needs to be a limit on who has reached MJ potential. Young guns can have Jordan-esque performances. Guys who have had three consecutive seasons of dominance can have MJ potential. A decade will make a player Jordan-like. Seven championships and a failed attempt at the MLS will make you the new Jordan."

Agreed, agreed, agreed and agreed. By my count, we're up to seven He's The Next Michael Jordans – Penny Hardaway, Grant Hill, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Let's not make it eight.

Finally, ESPN is running a "What was the greatest NBA Finals moment of all-time?" contest on the Web site right now – I voted for Nick Anderson's missing four free throws in Game 1 of the 1995 NBA Finals because it's the only recorded instance of a 60-second sequence actually changing the course of an NBA player's career. But the whole thing got me thinking: What are my favorite underrated moments in NBA Finals history?

:lol :lol :lol
 
This isn't a pick against the Pistons – I love what they have done during the past two seasons. It's just that the Spurs are that good. In fact, I think they have a chance to become the best title team in eight years (since the '97 Bulls).

the 2001 Lakers would have destroyed this Spurs team already.
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15-1, bitches.
 

Oogami

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Ninja Scooter said:
Shaq: 30 million for 3 years... thanks alot coach see you in preseason.

Riley: Slow down Shaq.

Shaq. Thiiiiiiiirty millllllion .... threeeeee yeeeeears.

Riley: That's not what I meant. Shaq we want to keep contending for a championship so we need you to take a pay cut.

Shaq: No problem coach, thirty million 4 years.

Riley: That doesn't make sense! We'll be paying you even more.

Can someone explain to me why is paying him thirty million 4 years is more expensive than thirty million 3 years?

Was playing ESPN NBA2k5 and my team is always over the cap limit. I don't understand this kind of stuff. :(
 

the_geche

Member
Fuck the motherfucking Spurs! I hate them bitches with a passion, especially that soft ass bitch Tim Duncan. Pistons in 7...
 

Regniws

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Pistons in 6. Its all about Heart, and the Pistons have much more to lose and gain then the spurs have. The Pistons are licking their chops at not having to defend Shaq-Fu, Tim Duncan is easily one of the top 3 players in the game, but his play goes into the pistons defense much better. He won't be beating people down the floor like in the last series. Tayshaun Prince is going to have his best career offensive series against the spurs. With Bowen covering Rip, and either manu or parker on Chauncy, Prince can post just about everybody up but duncan. and if a big man tries to cover him he is going to do his spin move and take it to the hole, or use his massive wing span to just go over the top of them. Love the Pistons, Love the Spurs, this is going to be some of the best basketball played in a long time. (and for all you people who are playing the injury miami card, look back in 87' when the Pistons were playing the celtics. Vinnie Johnson dove for a loss ball and knocked heads with a celtics and he was out for the series (pistons eventually lost), and the next year Pistons against the Lakers Isiah Thomas got injured in game 3 (still managed to put up 25 points in one quarter), but was very much inefective in game 7 and the pistons ended up losing that series). Staying healthy is part of the game, if your players can't stay healthy then that is nobody's problem but their own. People have been telling wade all season long that he can't run into people and take the hits he does for a full season without it taking a toll on his body. Well maybe now he has learned, if you don't watch your health and what you do in the regular season it will catch up to you. Pistons in 6, Prince MVP
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
Jesus...the court is ugly

I miss the little logos by the sideline I grew up seeing.


Spurs in 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

AirBrian

Member
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Yeah, I really like the look of that.

Tonight is going to be great -- I can't wait. The two best fundamental teams going head-to-head. It's a purists' dream come true.
 
Just read on another forum that Vlade was just on Rome and he said that Manu is a great player who brought something extra special to the NBA. Then stated that he is rooting for the Spurs since he is good friends with Popovich. He also said that Manu should not get an unfair rep as a flopper.

MANU VINDICATED! :lol
 

Barrage

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Flanders has officially made me a Spurs fan.

I'd go to the arena, but i'm afraid that after Detroit gets it's ass kicked they'll get angsty and Artest me.
 
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Just read on another forum that Vlade was just on Rome and he said that Manu is a great player who brought something extra special to the NBA. Then stated that he is rooting for the Spurs since he is good friends with Popovich. He also said that Manu should not get an unfair rep as a flopper.

MANU VINDICATED! :lol

Yeah, from King Flopper himself. Anyway, once the Pistons wrap up their second title, a lockout is assured. ESPN is saying no games will be missed, though.
 

bionic77

Member
Incognito said:
Yeah, from King Flopper himself. Anyway, once the Pistons wrap up their second title, a lockout is assured. ESPN is saying no games will be missed, though.

I dub you the new Konex.

And in other news.

Media starts to turn on Shaq

Predictably, some journalists are going to start calling Shaq out for some of the things he said this last season. Of course sports journalists being the dumbest and most cowardly people on the planet, they wait until AFTER he loses before attacking him.

I expect the Skip Bayless article shortly...
 

bionic77

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DMczaf said:
Game 2 of the 1993 NBA Finals is on NBATV

Magic's commentary...my god :lol

Enjoy it while you can.

Eventually Kenny Smith is going to get a coaching gig and you won't be laughing when Jordan and Barkley start grinding on the set during the playoffs!
 

DMczaf

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bionic77 said:
Eventually Kenny Smith is going to get a coaching gig and you won't be laughing when Jordan and Barkley start grinding on the set during the playoffs!

Don't be jealous of Jordan's dancing!

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