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Guzim said:Yes. And in the same night, a retirement match between Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson!
bionic77 said:Last time they met Magic "mysteriously" contracted HIV around the same time.
Magic wouldn't live past this encounter with MJ.![]()
I know the lack of respect card gets played alot in sports. But I swear with this Piston team it's just been unreal. I've read actuall paid sports writers say the better team didn't win, the Heat would've been a better watch(btw Shaq is NOT fun to watch never has been), Spurs will have an easier time etc. I've seen this team overcome too many obstacles and achieve too much to understand the way they just get urinated on.Shinobi said:Goddamn...
It's true about the respect thing...I've got a ton of respect for the Pistons (though I still think firing Carlisle was a bitch move, even though it worked :lol), and as a Spurs fan understands fully how ridiculous it is that this team continues to get no respect for their accomplishments. If the Pistons win out (and that can certainly happen), I probably wouldn't be too upset about it.
Recent reports that the Griz are willing to part with Gasol were overblown. The team still is committed to building around the Spaniard, barring a deal for a proven superstar such as Tim Duncan or Kevin Garnett. Gasol, despite his shortcomings, still elicits a double team when he touches the basketball.
He's been a consistent offensive player, having averaged nearly 20 points and 10 rebounds in each of his four NBA seasons. That is why the Grizzlies essentially laughed when the New York Knicks recently floated a nonsensical trade proposal down the Mississippi River: Gasol in exchange for Memphis native Anfernee Hardaway.
:lol :lolBatiGOOOOOOL said:It's like he spends his day playing around with NBA Live or something. "Oh, what do we have here? I guess I can pull that Houston for Duncan trade out, afterall."
My take on how contract negotiations would go down between Riley and Shaq:
Riley: Hey Shaq thanks for a great season.
Shaq: I know I got the MVP.
Riley: Uhm Nash got the MVP but you still had a pretty good year.
Shaq: He got the human votes I got the Klingon votes.
Riley: Ohhh kay, well anyways I wanted to talk to you about your new contract.
Shaq: 30 million for 3 years... thanks alot coach see you in preseason.
Riley: Slow down Shaq.
Shaq. Thiiiiiiiirty millllllion .... threeeeee yeeeeears.
Riley: That's not what I meant. Shaq we want to keep contending for a championship so we need you to take a pay cut.
Shaq: No problem coach, thirty million 4 years.
Riley: That doesn't make sense! We'll be paying you even more.
Shaq: No you won't, cuz after 3 years you won't need to sign me to another max contract.
Riley: Shaq I'm having a problem coming up with that kind of money and keeping talent around you.
Shaq: You have a money problem? (scraches forehead) Contact the Miami Heat organization and I'll take care of it.
Riley: Shaq, I am the Miami Heat organization.
Shaq: Oh no problems then.
Riley: I don't think you understand. Iif we pay you the max we won't be able to afford to surround you with talented players.
Shaq: It's okay, everybody wants to play with me... I can get Reggie Miller, David Robinson, Michael Jordan, and Wilt to play for cheap. They all want to play with me.
Riley: Shaq those guys are retired and over the hill... and Wilt.. well he's dead.
Shaq: It's okay I make the game easier for everyone, Wilt will have an easy time.
Riley: What about Wade in a couple of years he's going to be looking for big money. We can't afford two max contracts.
Shaq: He'll take a paycut, he likes me. I'm his big brother (smacks his elbow) I gave him a nickname. If it wasn't for me he wouldn't have a nickname.
Riley: Shaq, do you hear that?
Shaq: What?
Riley: It's an ice cream truck outside
(Shaq runs out the conference room)
Riley: WTF did I get myself into.
Odoul said:(btw Shaq is NOT fun to watch never has been)
:lol :lol :lolNinja Scooter said::lol from another forum.
yeah, the casual fans need a star... maybe the league shoulda pimped genobili more instead of wade and nash...Nameless said:You know David Stern is in one pissed off mood. This will no doubt the the lowest rated NBA finals in YEARS. I mean the biggest star who is Tim Duncan, is the least popular out of any of the NBA Top10 players, Detroit is void of an astronomical name period.
The ironic thing is that fundamentally this will probably be some of the best basketball played all season long, but people want big names and flashy dunks..These teams offer neither.
Nameless said:You know David Stern is in one pissed off mood. This will no doubt the the lowest rated NBA finals in YEARS. I mean the biggest star who is Tim Duncan, is the least popular out of any of the NBA Top10 players, Detroit is void of an astronomical name period.
The ironic thing is that fundamentally this will probably be some of the best basketball played all season long, but people want big names and flashy dunks..These teams offer neither.
BatiGOOOOOOL said:Well, Stern has no one else to blame but himself and the rest of NBA execs for promoting the NBA as a players' league instead of a teams' league, giving much more prominance to the right way of playing basketball instead of focusing in all the flash the casuals eat up. As incredible as it may sound to Mr. Stern, the best TEAMS are always the ones standing in the end, not a single player that won the title thanks to his flashy dunks and crossovers.
Ninja Scooter said::lol from another forum.
Bat said:They promote it as a players league because that's what works and that's what sells. When they tried to promote it as a team's league in the 70s, the NBA almost died. The truth is that for the most part it is a player's league, it just so happens that the one superstar player that is going to be responsible for this year's champions (Duncan) is not really marketable. Of the last 25 or so champions, only one (last year's Pistons) didn't depend on a top-5 superstar player.
Karl Malone Fifty years from now, people will examine his stats and say, "Wait a second, this guy was one of the five best basketball players ever!" And that's why you shouldn't totally trust statistics. There was no stat that could fully capture the Karl Malone "Uh-oh, I'm taking another dump in a big playoff game" Face.
Really good e-mail from Ann Arbor reader Kyle O'Neill: "If this Pistons/Heat series has taught us anything, it's that we need an MJ clause in the media. There needs to be a limit on who has reached MJ potential. Young guns can have Jordan-esque performances. Guys who have had three consecutive seasons of dominance can have MJ potential. A decade will make a player Jordan-like. Seven championships and a failed attempt at the MLS will make you the new Jordan."
Agreed, agreed, agreed and agreed. By my count, we're up to seven He's The Next Michael Jordans Penny Hardaway, Grant Hill, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Let's not make it eight.
Finally, ESPN is running a "What was the greatest NBA Finals moment of all-time?" contest on the Web site right now I voted for Nick Anderson's missing four free throws in Game 1 of the 1995 NBA Finals because it's the only recorded instance of a 60-second sequence actually changing the course of an NBA player's career. But the whole thing got me thinking: What are my favorite underrated moments in NBA Finals history?
This isn't a pick against the Pistons I love what they have done during the past two seasons. It's just that the Spurs are that good. In fact, I think they have a chance to become the best title team in eight years (since the '97 Bulls).
Ninja Scooter said:Shaq: 30 million for 3 years... thanks alot coach see you in preseason.
Riley: Slow down Shaq.
Shaq. Thiiiiiiiirty millllllion .... threeeeee yeeeeears.
Riley: That's not what I meant. Shaq we want to keep contending for a championship so we need you to take a pay cut.
Shaq: No problem coach, thirty million 4 years.
Riley: That doesn't make sense! We'll be paying you even more.
the_geche said:Fuck the motherfucking Spurs! I hate them bitches with a passion, especially that soft ass bitch Tim Duncan. Pistons in 7...
Guzim said:![]()
"Why yes I do look like Bronson Pinchot."
the_geche said:Fuck the motherfucking Spurs! I hate them bitches with a passion, especially that soft ass bitch Tim Duncan. Pistons in 7...
Yeah, I really like the look of that.BatiGOOOOOOL said:![]()
HAWT!
BatiGOOOOOOL said:Just read on another forum that Vlade was just on Rome and he said that Manu is a great player who brought something extra special to the NBA. Then stated that he is rooting for the Spurs since he is good friends with Popovich. He also said that Manu should not get an unfair rep as a flopper.
MANU VINDICATED! :lol
Incognito said:Yeah, from King Flopper himself. Anyway, once the Pistons wrap up their second title, a lockout is assured. ESPN is saying no games will be missed, though.
DMczaf said:Game 2 of the 1993 NBA Finals is on NBATV
Magic's commentary...my god :lol
bionic77 said:Eventually Kenny Smith is going to get a coaching gig and you won't be laughing when Jordan and Barkley start grinding on the set during the playoffs!