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[AirBrian]

Here you go Pistons, early X-Mas gift

...Chapter 1: How not to use condoms.

 

[CB3]

Robert Horry is Robbing the Pistons of the ball. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Fifty]

Dammit Rip! Take off the mask!!! Once he takes the cursed mask off, then and only then will the Pistons win

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

pistons are a fucking joke. i bet brent barry could take the entire pistons D off the dribble and throw it down with ease. looks like another crappy series unless the pistons show some heart and stop getting bitched on both ends of the court


p.s. why does rip still wear that mask? he looks like a god damn tool wearing it now with no injury

 

[Loki]

Detroit's getting WORKED. It's frightening how good the Spurs are. That last foul drawn by Ginobili was total BS, however-- big time flop, which is par for the course for him.

 

[Cloudy]

If I'm Detroit, I clog the lane and make them beat me from outside. Like what LA did last year...

 

[Fifty]

It's Hubie Konex!

 

[bionic77]

How the fuck did my Lakers lose to these Eastern Conference bums?

Pistons are pretty close to giving up. I don't blame them, outside of a Duncan injury this series is over.

 

[bionic77]

Detroit's getting WORKED. It's frightening how good the Spurs are. That last foul drawn by Ginobili was total BS, however-- big time flop, which is par for the course for him.

Ginobli > Jordan

 

[Matlock]

 

[DMczaf]

How the fuck did my Lakers lose to these Eastern Conference bums?

 

[Cloudy]

How the fuck did my Lakers lose to these Eastern Conference bums?

Lakers bench last year was weaker than Pistons this year plus outside of Shaq n Kobe, the other 3 starters did nothing...

PS: Jamie Foxx is terrible....

 

[bionic77]

I can't wait for the day that Konex becomes a Jordaphile...

 

[SKluck]

The thing is, Detroit is pretty much playing to their numbers. Outrebounding Spurs by 8. Pistons have the same amount of Offensive rebounds as Spurs have defensive rebounds. Spurs don't need those rebounds though because they are draining everything.

But the pistons are outrebounding, shooting 44%, 42 points at the half, 50% asts to FGs, decent TO #. They are just getting outplayed in every way. That's as simple as it gets.

Spurs are firing on all cylinders. The Pistons are scrambling to find points. Spurs O > Pistons D. By a massive amount. I expect them to win at home 2 times, they might do 3. If they do 3 then dropping the first 2 is excusable, but its a long shot.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

pistons will win game 3, then lose games 4 and 5

 

[DarienA]

Pistons have no chance... Spurs are the superior all around team!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

pistons will get swept. Ratings will be worse than whatever PAX is showing.

fixed.

 

[Cloudy]

I'm really enjoying this beatdown though. Fluke-ass Pistons :lol

 

[Fifty]

Don't you live in Detroit Konex?

 

[Cloudy]

Don't you live in Detroit Konex?

I live near Detroit but the Pistons "fans" are sickening...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I live near Detroit but the Pistons "fans" are sickening...

so the roots of the curse can be traced back to this man:

Figures.

 

[EekTheKat]

:lol @ Bowen reaching out and taking a swipe at Ben Wallace's legs while he was down

 

[VPhys]

I smell a Sheed "guarantee" for game 3.

I wonder if by now he's messing with the Vegas odds.

 

[themadcowtipper]

Those air horns or whatever are getting on my nerves...


Bowen having a great game...

 

[Fifty]

I thought I couldn't hate the Spurs any more than I did........Until they started playing "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" in the stadium. Oh that's badass! What a way of keeping the crowd involved

 

[DMczaf]

When Bowen is tearing you up with his dribbling skills, just pack it up and leave :lol

 

[themadcowtipper]

When Bowen is tearing you up with his dribbling skills, just pack it up and leave :lol

Come on His mama was a crackhead....after they did they did that fluff stuff during half time you had to know Bowen was gonna make Dertroit it Bitch....

 

[SKluck]

Chauncey taking complete control and getting Detroit back in the game. 8 pt lead now.

Shit if they win this :lol.

 

[Cloudy]

Spurs are just messing around as usual. They will blow this game wide open now...

 

[isamu]

Raheed is a fucking CLOWN! :lol

I wonder who gets more emotional about a game...Sheed or Garnett?

 

[AirBrian]

I can't wait for the day that Konex becomes a Jordaphile...

"What did you just say?"

 

[Meier]

Bowen is a P-I-M-P.

 

[DMczaf]

"What did you just say?"

Ack! I think my monitor just got HIV

 

[Cloudy]

Wow, Manu has officially earned superstar status. Look at the calls he's getting :lol

 

[VPhys]

Ginobli is all over the place. Energy like a Wade or Nash.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Darko's in. Game officially over.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Horry is gonna break a Jordan record. One step closer to erasing that fraud from the record books.

 

[Meier]

Darko's in.

:lol :lol

 

[DMczaf]

One step closer to erasing that fraud from the record books.

It was already done years ago

"Suck it, Magic."

 

[VPhys]

"Suck it, Magic."

Uh... NO.

 

[The Faceless Master]

holy shit, detroit's gettin killed out there :-/

someone needs to take one for the team and spear genobili

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

Bowen - 15 points
Hamilton - 14 points



Let's take this show on the road!

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

holy shit, detroit's gettin killed out there :-/

someone needs to take one for the team and spear genobili

Why the fuck do everyone ask for Manu to get killed when going to the hoop? From the Nuggets and Sonics to various members of the media and retarded fans. Why don't they ask for the same thing to be done to T-Mac or Kobe when they're playing great.

It might be the only way to stop him, but have some class. Plus, he will just get back up and attack over and over again.

 

[AirBrian]

"Hmm...Spurs win by 21 and go up 2 games to 0. Time to make a phone call."

"OK guys, I got very specific instructions from 'You Know Who'...if Bowen as much as touches a Piston, call a foul. No more flopping from Manu is allowed. And most importantly, when Duncan looks at you, call a technical. We need to get his ass out of the game as early as possible."

 

[Incognito]

Because Ginobili is a flopper, and the only way to stop a player from getting his way is to let him know that when he drives the lane expecting a call, he's going to be punished.

Anyway, I'd plead for the Pistons to buy a call, but it seems the the refs have already been fully compensated by Spurs Inc.

:rolleyes

 

[SKluck]

Pistons 10-16
Spurs 28-34

Hmmm......

Oh yeah, fuck you Crawford! They'll send some good refs up to Detroit!

Rip : "I'm getting all the shots I want"
5-15, 14 pts

 

[DMczaf]

NBA Finals ratings going down the drain WHILE a lockout is coming up?

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

Because Ginobili is a flopper, and the only way to stop a player from getting his way is to let him know that when he drives the lane expecting a call, he's going to be punished.

Anyway, I'd plead for the Pistons to buy a call, but it seems the the refs have already been fully compensated by Spurs Inc.

:rolleyes

:lol

This shit must be eating you up. GO SPURS GO! 14 wins and counting!

 

[Cloudy]

Anyway, I'd plead for the Pistons to buy a call, but it seems the the refs have already been fully compensated by Spurs Inc.

:rolleyes

Same thing happened to LA in the Finals last year. I feel no sympathy for Detroit and I hope they get swept :lol

Also, I REALLY hope Manu gets Finals MVP and joins the list of guards (Bron, Wade, T-Mac, Ray) who are now "better than Kobe"...if he hasn't already. If last year's debacle wasn't enough motivation to get in Kupchack's ear for some depth on the team, his status as a player will do the trick

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Goodbye NBA. One step closer to a one-sport nation.