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Early 'The Mummy' reviews, "Dark Universe is dead on arrival"

Sony

Nintendo
I thought Dracula Untold was a great movie and a good starting point for a shared universe. This movie looked bad from the first trailers.

- Emotionless, Grey world
- Not menacing mummy
 
Whats crazy is even with the terrible reviews this might be the highest box office movie for Tom Cruise to date, when you factor in world wide box office. They are predicting $160-177m WW, and I guess his previous highest was one of the Mission Impossibles at $120m?

That just seems nuts, first that global audiences are going to see this and second that he hasn't had a bigger movie.
http://deadline.com/2017/06/tom-cru...obal-box-office-opening-of-career-1202109289/

Still, domestic should be pretty mediocre. I am curious if Universal will still try to keep going.
 

Magwik

Banned
I thought Dracula Untold was a great movie and a good starting point for a shared universe. This movie looked bad from the first trailers.

- Emotionless, Grey world
- Not menacing mummy
I actually liked Dracula too
Also any word on if the Cruise = Van Hellsing stuff has any credence?
 
Hell no! The Mummy had great production values, good pacing, charismatic leads, laughs that hit the mark and some decent scares. It's wayyy above a 57 in quality.



True, exepct for Edge of Tomorrow which was pretty damn good.


It's great, but everybody thought it was just another generic action movie until they saw it on home video or HBO, just like Jack Reacher and Oblivion.
 

border

Member
Wait, Dracula Untold was supposed to be part of this universe as well?

Lol...

Dracula Untold tanked, but until it did it was supposed to be the start of the Dark Universe. I suspect that The Mummy will suffer a similar fate. Maybe they will continue on with Russel Crowe heading up some supernatural investigation agency, but this will be the first and last time we see this incarnation of The Mummy.
 

eso76

Member
I just wanted to mention the fact that the 'audio trailer' airing on radios in my country uses the infamous scream from the botched audio trailer in the most hilarious way.


"Tom Cruise"
* Yeeeeaaaaaauuuuuurghhhb
 

Machina

Banned
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Pretty much. Way to pillage a perfectly good franchise
 

Paz

Member
a 57 seems right for a B movie like the 1999 mummy. Action packed, Campy, fun and schlocky, I think it would do worst than 57 if it was released today, actually.

Hell no! The Mummy had great production values, good pacing, charismatic leads, laughs that hit the mark and some decent scares. It's wayyy above a 57 in quality.

I don't understand why this keeps happening in RT related threads, please stop using the RT % as if it was a quality score.

It's a ratio of likes vs dislikes, it's entirely possible the folks in that 57% band might all think it's a 10 out of 10 movie for all that it matters.
 
I don't understand why this keeps happening in RT related threads, please stop using the RT % as if it was a quality score.

It's a ratio of likes vs dislikes, it's entirely possible the folks in that 57% band might all think it's a 10 out of 10 movie for all that it matters.

I know what an RT score represents. I just think the 99 Mummy is a very likeable movie that wouldn't be nearly as divisive as a 57% RT would suggest.
 
Dracula Untold tanked, but until it did it was supposed to be the start of the Dark Universe. I suspect that The Mummy will suffer a similar fate. Maybe they will continue on with Russel Crowe heading up some supernatural investigation agency, but this will be the first and last time we see this incarnation of The Mummy.

I mean when I saw it I didn't think Dracula was the worst movie ever (even though that ending was...something else...), but if anyone had told me that was supposed to be the start of a "cinematic universe" I would've laughed in their face. It's just random B-movie, where are all these lofty ambitions of multi-movie universes coming from?
 
Did every exec forget that the Marvel movies are based on a pretty deep library of already established stories? You can't just pull a cinematic universe out of your ass.

You're making the grave mistake of assuming that anybody put more thought into it than "make lots of money and grab all the headlines."
 

Oersted

Member
Did every exec forget that the Marvel movies are based on a pretty deep library of already established stories? You can't just pull a cinematic universe out of your ass.

Well its not like a movie containing Batman and Superman would lack stories to rely on and we all know how that ended.

And its not like the mummy and all the others lack the lore. Universal just lacks talent. And vision. And confidence.
 

CloudWolf

Member
Did every exec forget that the Marvel movies are based on a pretty deep library of already established stories? You can't just pull a cinematic universe out of your ass.

That's not really the problem here. That 'deep library of established stories' didn't make the MCU a success. What did was that they took their time establishing every seperate character with films that only very broadly connected to the overarching story before mashing them together in The Avengers. Something parties like DC and Universal seem to forget.
 

caliph95

Member
That's not really the problem here. That 'deep library of established stories' didn't make the MCU a success. What did was that they took their time establishing every seperate character with films that only very broadly connected to the overarching story before mashing them together in The Avengers. Something parties like DC and Universal seem to forget.
At least DC attempted and Superheroes were big and involved characters like Batman who can make money easily
who really cares for the monsters here
 

DeathyBoy

Banned
Did every exec forget that the Marvel movies are based on a pretty deep library of already established stories? You can't just pull a cinematic universe out of your ass.

Once again, the monsters had their own universe decades ago. Marvel didn't invent it. Shit, King Kong and Godzilla crossed over.

Quality aside, no one is doing anything wrong making these big universes.
 

GAMEPROFF

Banned
Once again, the monsters had their own universe decades ago. Marvel didn't invent it. Shit, King Kong and Godzilla crossed over.

Toho had indeed their own proto-cinematic universe (and yes, there was narrative carried forward), but you are thinking about the wrong King Kong. The Toho Crossover only shares the setting (Kong starts swimming from Skull Island) and character, its otherweise not related to the original Kong.
 

DeathyBoy

Banned
Toho had indeed their own proto-cinematic universe (and yes, there was narrative carried forward), but you are thinking about the wrong King Kong. The Toho Crossover only shares the setting (Kong starts swimming from Skull Island) and character, its otherweise not related to the original Kong.

You lost me after Toto.
 
WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVERRRR

"And from there begins what is basically a two hour film where an increasingly beautiful woman cannot stop pursuing Tom Cruise, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg on the ego stroke of its star."
...
"The few times we aren’t dealing with orations about the 'new world of evil', we’re treated to awful, cringe inducing romantic overtures between Morton and Halsey, and let me tell you, Wallis has romantic chemistry with Cruise that registers somewhere around unfamiliar coworker. This is supposed to be the central emotional hook of the story."

#NotMyMummyCouple

Remember the chemistry between Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz?

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*swoon*

still got me sweating for decades
 

CloudWolf

Member
At least DC attempted and Superheroes were big and involved characters like Batman who can make money easily
who really cares for the monsters here

DC is IMO the prime example of a movie studio doing the Cinematic Universe stuff completely backwards. They started out okay with a solo Superman film exploring how he got there and who he is, but completely screwed it up when they immdiately followed that up with a Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman ensemble film. Had they done it right, there would've been at leat a solo Batman and preferably a solo Wonder Woman film first and then Batman vs. Superman. Then they didn't have to spend half the film setting up Batman and Wonder Woman. And they're doing it again with Justice League with Cyborg, Flash and Aquaman, three characters who, before Justice League, had no more than one minute screen time each.

Just imagine if Marvel had followed up Iron Man directly with The Avengers and released The First Avenger, The Incredible Hulk and Thor after that. It wouldn't have worked at all.

And that's not even getting started on Suicide Squad, where DC made the insane decision to start off with an ensemble film. How the hell does that make any sense?
 

GAMEPROFF

Banned
Congralutations
i should clarify i meant general audience because at least Godzilla and King kong has spectacle
The classic monster like Frankenstein, the Wolf Man (or call it Werwolf) or Dracula, etc will always have an audience. I think the audience is actually bigger then Godzilla in the west, it just hast to me done well.

You lost me after Toto.

Tl;Dr: King Kong Vs Godzilla wasnt something resembling a Cinematic Universe, but Toho really showed elements in their Kaijus like narrative carrying forward, etc that is nowadays indeed a trademark of a Cinematic Universe.
 

caliph95

Member
The classic monster like Frankenstein, the Wolf Man (or call it Werwolf) or Dracula, etc will always have an audience.



Tl;Dr: King Kong Vs Godzilla wasnt something resembling a Cinematic Universe, but Toho really showed elements like narrative carrying forward, etc that is nowadays indeed a trademark of a Cinematic Universe.
Is it big enough though considering how Wolf Man flopped few years ago though apparently Dracula made money so who knows
 

caliph95

Member
DC is IMO the prime example of a movie studio doing the Cinematic Universe stuff completely backwards. They started out okay with a solo Superman film exploring how he got there and who he is, but completely screwed it up whe they immdiately followed that up with a Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman ensemble film. Had they done it right, there would've been at leat a solo Batman and preferably a solo Wonder Woman film first and then Batman vs. Superman. Then they didn't have to spend half the film setting up Batman and Wonder Woman. And they're doing it again with Justice League with Cyborg, Flash and Aquaman, three characters who, before Justice League, had no more than one minute screen time each.

Just imagine if Marvel had followed up Iron Man directly with The Avengers and only released The First Avenger, The Incredible Hulk and Thor after that. It wouldn't have worked at all.

And that's not even getting started on Suicide Squad, where DC made the insane decision to start off with an ensemble film. How the hell does that make any sense?
Tbf it may have something to do with MOS under performing and having a suicide squad in order to give you a glimpse to the universe could work
too bad they suck
 

AndyVirus

Member
Whats crazy is even with the terrible reviews this might be the highest box office movie for Tom Cruise to date, when you factor in world wide box office. They are predicting $160-177m WW, and I guess his previous highest was one of the Mission Impossibles at $120m?

Rogue Nation would've opened >$200m if it had China at the same release date (theoretically).
 
People gotta stop announcing their series/cinematic universe plans before the first one even comes out.

You'd think studios would have learned after their shitty attempts to buy classic children's fiction in an effort to re-create the Harry Potter film's success flopped. Then again...Disney even sucked at that pre-Marvel acquisition with The Chronicles of Narnia and John Carter...not bad films but not what they needed.

Warner might have saved itself with Wonder Woman (more decent BVS and SS directors cuts notwithstanding) so who knows. Hope WW gets to be #1 for another week!
 

Carcetti

Member
I haven't seen this film and probably won't until it's on Netflix but let me tell you how they should've made this if they wanted a Marvel-esque cinematic universe:

'Tom Cruise plays a handsome ancient mummy who wakes up in strange modern world, moves to New York, finds love, and fights other more evil monsters with his amazing Mummy Powers. It's like Enchanted meets Spíder-Man!'
 

SandTorso

Member
I mean, I saw this coming. My fiance and I are planning on going to see it after opening weekend at a theatre that serves cocktails so we can laugh at it with nobody else around.

Here's to hoping it's nice and schlocky!
 

Fbh

Member
Sad to hear. The trailers looked kinda fun IMO.

Will wait until it's on Netflix or something.
 
Did anyone expect different with Kurtzman at the helm?

The idea of a blockbuster sized universe featuring the Universal Monsters just doesn't make that much sense to me. Taking the action adventure route with the Mummy admittedly worked years back, but it strayed about as far as possible from the original Karloff film which isn't very good to begin with.

The acclaimed entries from the Universal Monsters franchise are acclaimed for being great gothic horror films. It wasn't even until they lost their mystique's and became jokes that Universal started having multiple monster's in the same movie. Even Karloff had abandoned the role of the monster because he saw the writing on the wall. I'm not sure how to throw all of these monsters in one movie and have it not become a big cheesefest. I'd much rather see remakes of these of these movies that stayed a little closer to their horror roots.

I was excited when Guillermo Del Toro was looking at a Frankenstein remake years ago since I expected him to be faithful to the Karloff films. It didn't happen though and I'm not as big on Del Toro nowadays. However, remakes of The Invisible Man and The Creature from the Black Lagoon should be no brainers and could stick to their original visions and work in today's cinema landscape.
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
If you stay to watch after the credits are done Brendan Fraiser comes out and kicks Tom Cruise in the nuts.
 
Did every exec forget that the Marvel movies are based on a pretty deep library of already established stories? You can't just pull a cinematic universe out of your ass.

Universal had a cinematic universe in the 40's/50's/60's that they created in an ad-hoc fashion. There's no reason that it couldn't work again, as long as they can get out a popular film. It doesn't even have to be good, just popular enough to keep the universe going as they adapt to audience and critic reactions.

Dracula, Frankenstein, Jekyll and Hyde, Wolfman, various Mummy movies etc have mountains of historically popular stories to pull from too. Plenty of adaptations, remakes etc of each property have been done and some of them were well received. The problem is in the execution of this specific movie, not the idea of the universe at all.
 
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