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[Humidex]

Was that a tear just now? Her heart is certainty in it and it payed off.

It was - and I can see a top 5 for #EST.

#GBR won't be last, but it won't get double figures...

 

[schlongdog]

Moo Moo Meadows?

 

[Rapstah]

I will take note of every country that doesn't give this 0 points so I can intentionally not go there ever.

 

[sam777]

Lmfao this is shit

 

[Xando]

What the fuck is this, UK?

 

[DrForester]

UK using Moo Moo Meadows music?

 

[Morbid Angel]

UK plz

 

[KingSnake]

I didn't know that The Muppets are competing in this.

 

[ksan]

a vote for uk is a vote for being born in le wrong generation

 

[Rahvar]

Lol, the Swedish commentator just said that "in the bio they were given the English guy plays the ukelele and the flute, that shows you what kind of a music genius we're dealing with"

 

[TM94]

Gatsby didn't die for this.

 

[EarsOfASnake]

Haha, that actually makes sense. That song holy shit.

I always wonder if UK entries ever feel like they have been handed a fantastic opportunity to raise their profile rather than just being sent out to die.

 

[MBR]

Oh yes quite.

 

[DrM]

One of the most awkward compositions ever heard

And one of the worst back vocals ever

 

[Rolodzeo]

Oh my... what am I listening to? ...

 

[ICKE]

This from the country that gave us the Beatles.

Please...shtap.

 

[Kinyou]

Oh my god, this is actually happening

 

[Sesha]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Well it isn't a bottom 5 song UK. That's the most I can really give for this song really.

 

[Chanser]

So awesome...

 

[pinkurocket]

Girl should've put some LEDs in that weave.

 

[Orbis]

uk to win the coveted nil points award.

Well this is the first time I've heard the UK entry. And I would have to back this prediction.

Well perhaps not zero but it should do terribly.

 

[And_Boy]

UK is literally the song from Jungle Book https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEPaYD5KZE

 

[Darkroronoa]

Why is UK doing this?

 

[D4Danger]

Is this the muppets now?

Cancel their passports

 

[DECK'ARD]

It just won't stop haha

 

[Aiii]

I hope the UK entry is better live than on tape, because as I said, I hate it with a passion.

Nope, it's even WORSE live.

Sorry UK, but your mandatory finals spot is well undeserved.

 

[Royal_Flush]

that clothes tough...

 

[LanceVance]

This song makes me want to kill myself

 

[Lovely Salsa]

In the past Serbia has received 12 points multiple times from all of the other former Yugoslavian countries - so yes, appearantly they do.

They only get that from bosnia and montenegro because there's a huge number of "serbs" living there

 

[Radius]

I will take note of every country that doesn't give this 0 points so I can intentionally not go there ever.

Your're gonna stay in the UK for the rest of your life?

 

[Deadman]

It's not even so bad it's funny, it's just boring.

 

[William]

wow we suck at eurovision.. nil points for UK?

no why is he scatting!?!

 

[Deleted member 125677]

BBC get rekt, time to let the people decide by the power of their iphones like proper democracies

 

[Red Arremer]

Super solid live performance, imo.

 

[chadskin]

 

[Tegris]

Well, this is as awful as I could have possibly hoped for. Nul points please, Europe.

 

[Cheat Code]

I revoke my prior statement.

 

[FortuneFaded]

That was good.

 

[brokenbeans]

That was brilliant!!

 

[Carbonox]

Dude went all Bill "boopity woopity doo" Cosby there for a second.

 

[Mpl90]

Leds on their clothes. Oh God XD

 

[oti]

Brexit now!

 

[FloatingDivider]

The fuck was the UK entry, it sounded like a louis armstrong impersonation halfway through

 

[Crypton_]

I really like the song from Estonia, great song. UK is............not as bad as some say. Ok, not a winner, but not the worst this festival.

 

[Juicy Bob]

That wasn't as terrible as it deserved to be.

 

[Humidex]

 

[Memento Mori]

The crowd applauded the lights more than the song.

Why is UK doing this?

Austerity mate. We don't want to have to pay to host it next year.

 

[Jasup]

and UK still tries to say the don't take Eurovision seriously?

 

[Bollocks]

Is the 'building bridges' thing a metaphor or are Austrians just really passionate about engineering?

It's a metaphor to trick people into thinking Austria is actually friendly and open to foreigners