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[Envelope]

are they singing about america

i can't tell honestly

 

[DrM]

Looks like I need to visit Azerbaijan

 

[spekkeh]

She thirsty af

She not alone.

 

[Mesousa]

Best performance so far

 

[Hammer24]

No cameltoe, no buy.

 

[Carbonox]

Is teh Azerbaijani propaganda machine beautiful tho. THis is crucial for studies.

 

[Deft Beck]

Azerbaijan's song just lacks energy and she can't sing.

 

[Zeekaas]

Boring

 

[Auron_Kale]

Glad that I can stream Eurovision live here in the US but man this video quality is poo. Audio is decent.

That said, I love this time of year lol.

Also, this song is boring...

 

[laoni]

"This is like a Lorde feel without the rubber costumes"

MONTENEGRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

[Envelope]

woo MNE next! gotta root for my homeboys

edit: oh shit but they suck

 

[Spyware]

Interesting that the Azerbaijan song is a Melodifestivalen reject. It would have fit in perfectly with the rest of the generic dravel we had this year.

 

[Quonny]

Glad that I can stream Eurovision live here in the US but man this video quality is poo. Audio is decent.

That said, I love this time of year lol.

http://tvthek.orf.at/live/Eurovision-Song-Contest-2016/12663557

This one isn't bad and you can watch it in the US.

 

[Jasup]

Inside you?
subtle.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Oh dear

 

[Mesousa]

No bueno montenegro..

 

[MightGoThere]

They're sooo dramatic.

 

[LNBL]

Did not expect this music based on their opening video

 

[Rad-]

These lyrics doe.

 

[T.O.P]

Sounds promising

 

[Carbonox]

I didn't think you could do worse than Finland. Then Montenegro came along. Congratulations.

 

[Alessandro]

The camera movements and cuts this year are awful. Stay still for a moment dammit!

 

[Quonny]

Lewd. Yet boring.

Tool for babbies.

 

[DrM]

They need some rap

 

[Foshy]

the instruments are on point but the vocals are shit

DUBSTEP AHAHAHAH NVM

 

[Deft Beck]

Is this a Nickleback dubstep song?

 

[Hammer24]

Would actually have been better in Rubber suits.

 

[Peru]

lolworthy stuff

WUBWUBWUB

 

[Kinokou]

Hungary was like taken out of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Spoiler

I dig it

 

[Jamie OD]

What is up with this camera work?

 

[Jasup]

No Montenegro, you're not the real thing.

 

[obin_gam]

This was fun just to get som prog into the competition.


(but then they ruined it with dubstep)

 

[spekkeh]

 

[Joni]

The camera movements and cuts this year are awful. Stay still for a moment dammit!

They want to distract from the singing here.

 

[oti]

Greece ain't that bad after all, eh? Eh?

 

[CoolOff]

The Montenegrin music scene still has a lot of work to do apparently.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Make it stop

 

[swordfishtrombones]

The singer has just woken up, I think, or is generally just a very sleepy dude.

 

[Deft Beck]

The singing is so unenthusiastic.

FEEEEEEEL ITTTTT

 

[Carbonox]

Why is there a baby crying towards the end.

Where am I.

 

[T.O.P]

This is such a mess lol

 

[Rahvar]

Greece ain't that bad after all, eh? Eh?

I laughed out loud. Good one

 

[Jasup]

Well that was horrible.

 

[DrM]

Only three more to go

she is surely a -dottir of somebody

 

[ShinRPGamer]

That was shite. Next song please.

 

[Strax]

Time for the winning act.

 

[mclem]

Give me actual info that isn't just some "I hear this and that", and I will add it to the OP.

Well, all I can link to is the Bother's Bar discussion on the matter, but it's unsourced beyond that point. Nevertheless, I do trust this lot to know what they're talking about.

 

[spekkeh]

This woman looks like she's seen some shit. Like Eufkyajoeglesalfnqflk3nlfn rained down brimstone on her family.

 

[Carbonox]

This woman looks like she's seen some shit. Like Eufkyajoeglesalfnqflk3nlfn rained down brimstone on her family.

hahahahhaahhaha

 

[Quonny]

This woman looks like she's seen some shit. Like Eufkyajoeglesalfnqflk3nlfn rained down brimstone on her family.

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