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[Milchmann]

No ESC without Flame Towers. lol

 

[DrM]

I would pull her hair

 

[T.O.P]

Meh

 

[danowat]

Eeeppp that voice.

 

[Tugatrix]

Yes is gonna take a miracle to win

 

[Tethur]

With this voice it is going to take a miracle

 

[Oersted]

The higher tones are not hers

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Is that implants Im seeing?

 

[Courage]

How does Azerbaijan consistently produce bangers?

 

[Linkyn]

Wow, quite the contrast going into the chorus.

 

[Red Arremer]

With this voice it is going to take a miracle

Or the votes of the Turkish diaspora everywhere.

 

[Jasup]

No ESC without Flame Towers. lol

Hey now, flame towers are so impressive we need to see them 1000 times in 3 hour time span.

 

[Milchmann]

How many juries had to be bribed to get this song into the final?

 

[laoni]

I am really not a fan of that body suit

 

[FloatingDivider]

I hope rugby pad man tackles this lady at some point to stop her from destroying my ears with this terrible song.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

i feel like the effects in the background always end up more impressive than the song itself.

 

[DrM]

How does Azerbaijan consistently produce bangers?

Monies

 

[SplitYourInfinities]

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

The blonde male dancer is killing me.

 

[Lender]

Horrible.

 

[TM94]

Azerbaijan sure know how to pick them.

She's a fine-looking human being, if you know what I mean.

 

[Sgtpepper89]

How many juries had to be bribed to get this song in the final?

None, just 1x cleavage.

 

[danowat]

What's the deal with the guy in American football pads?

 

[Sesuadra]

"it gotta take a miracle.."

yeah it will take a miracle for her to win.

 

[mclem]

I swear that's Kevin Magnussen with the Laser Tag harness on.

 

[oti]

How does Azerbaijan consistently produce bangers?

They want to win. They pay Swedes for their songs. They take it seriously.

 

[FortuneFaded]

People shit on the UK entry but it's better than most of the other songs in the competition.

 

[MightGoThere]

Still love this, not great but perfect for Eurovision.

 

[NewDust]

She sounded much better in the semi's... Also one off the backings is incredibly off.

 

[Jasup]

It's a miracle it ended

 

[FloatingDivider]

It's going to take a mira, mira, mirrramirraaclee for these people to win.

 

[Oersted]

That background singing

 

[DrM]

We should have an excursion to Azerbaijan to check some natural wonders

She sounded much better in the semi's... Also one off the backings is incredibly off.

Yeah, she sounded like shit today, looks like poor girl got some cold

One handsome bastard coming now

 

[Drencrom]

"it gotta take a miracle.."

yeah it will take a miracle for her to win.

I was just about to make that joke

 

[Juicy Bob]

She was pretty good considering she was singing out her nose

 

[Linkyn]

Hey, at least the supporting act is entertaining.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

 

[spekkeh]

How does Azerbaijan consistently produce bangers?

You're talking about her looks right? I'm guessing virgins have to do a yearly dance for Alijev and the hottest are sent to ESC.

 

[Zeknurn]

I swear that's Kevin Magnussen with the Laser Tag harness on.

Holy shit hahaha. You should tweet that to him and the Renault twitter.

 

[Diprosalic]

They want to win. They pay Swedes for their songs. They take it seriously.

yes, it's basically their top priority

1. win eurovision
2. fix economy
3. learn how to spell Azerbajijanan.

 

[OnkelC]

hungary can ride a hog with them legs.

 

[number11]

Maybe it's because of how terrible the first 3 were, but I actually didn't hate that

 

[Sesuadra]

I was just about to make that joke

my long lost brother <3

 

[danowat]

Husky....

 

[FloatingDivider]

Hey a discount bruce springsteen.

 

[Courage]

You're talking about her looks right? I'm guessing virgins have to do a yearly dance for Alijev and the hottest are sent to ESC.

Stage design, looks, the song itself. They always seem to have the complete package.

 

[cilonen]

I missed who made it through the second semi final... Did the guy who wanted to perform naked with a wolf make it through?

 

[Linkyn]

Lol, that commentary.

 

[laoni]

Excuse me while I just stare at the eyecandy for the next 3 minutes

 

[Jasup]

Lay off the cigarettes and whisky