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[hgarrett54]

Having seen everyone's ages I now feel creepily out of place. I feel a bit like a vampire feeding off the energy of the young.

I used to go to a chat site where some 70 year old man put up photos of some random fitness model so he could sext 15 year olds.
I got IP banned for calling him out lol

 

[Rubbish King]

Having seen everyone's ages I now feel creepily out of place. I feel a bit like a vampire feeding off the energy of the young.

Is that how evilore keeps his skin looking so fresh?

I used to go to a chat site where some 70 year old man put up photos of some random fitness model so he could sext 15 year olds.
I got IP banned for calling him out lol

website pls

 

[Lucian Cat]

26. So that makes me somewhere in the middle age wise.

I think I'm getting a cold. It's inevitable, the bf has one.

 

[hgarrett54]

Is that how evilore keeps his skin looking so fresh?



website pls

*coughs* why do you want to know .-.

 

[sploatee]

I used to go to a chat site where some 70 year old man put up photos of some random fitness model so he could sext 15 year olds.
I got IP banned for calling him out lol

That was me! Ahahahahahaha

Is that how evilore keeps his skin looking so fresh?

He's so suave. He could definitely turn me.

 

[Windam]

26. So that makes me somewhere in the middle age wise.

I think I'm getting a cold. It's inevitable, the bf has one.

I'm not sick!

Oh, you meant your "bf". Gotcha, boo.

 

[Risgroo]

Having seen everyone's ages I now feel creepily out of place. I feel a bit like a vampire feeding off the energy of the young.

Are you the reason my hair is thinning? You monster.

 

[Rubbish King]

Guys am I already posting too much

This is what happened when I found BritGAF

..I posted too much

26. So that makes me somewhere in the middle age wise.

I think I'm getting a cold. It's inevitable, the bf has one.

My boss says that all you need when you're ill is half a bottle of whiskey and a really hot curry

*coughs* why do you want to know .-.

To pick up 70 year old dudes, obviously

He's so suave. He could definitely turn me.

oo err missus sploat

Are you the reason my hair is thinning? You monster.

It all makes sense now....Dammnit sploat! Give me back my old hairline!

 

[hgarrett54]

-snip-

www.seniorsmeet.com

 

[Acid08]

23, almost 24. Got my whole life ahead of me.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

*self-consciously apologises to thread on your behalf*

*feels uncomfortable. makes joke about something related to dolphins. leaves*

Haha, perfect

Is this is it?

Oh god, I forgot about that

GOT ON THE BUS WITH MA DAY SAYVAAAH
SMOKED A REEFAH IN THE CARNAAAH

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

You wouldn't.

Wanna bet?

 

[Clydefrog]

Why do all the monthly bills have to come in at the same time?

Rent, credit card, phone, cable/internet, etc etc

"i just got paid!"

aaaaand it's gone

 

[Rubbish King]

www.seniorsmeet.com

Cheers, I love signing my friend up to these

 

[hgarrett54]

Cheers, I love signing my friend up to these

I'm not telling you the real site because it's a hellhole and everyone there sucks

 

[sploatee]

Are you the reason my hair is thinning? You monster.

Muhahahahahaha. I keep a pile of young persons hair in my living room. Ok that sounded genuinely creepy.

oo err missus sploat

Maybe then I'll get a tag!

www.seniorsmeet.com

Thanks! I want the autumn years of my life to be happy.

Night night Fake GAF

 

[Risgroo]

It all makes sense now....Dammnit sploat! Give me back my old hairline!

(((

Oh god, I forgot about that

GOT ON THE BUS WITH MA DAY SAYVAAAH
SMOKED A REEFAH IN THE CARNAAAH

TELL 'EM JOE

Muhahahahahaha. I keep a pile of young persons hair in my living room. Ok that sounded genuinely creepy.

Right, I'm bringing holy water and a crucifix. Time to end this.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'm not sick!

Oh, you meant your "bf". Gotcha, boo.

Hahaha sure

My boss says that all you need when you're ill is half a bottle of whiskey and a really hot curry

But I do t like either of those things. Am I gonna die D:

Why do all the monthly bills have to come in at the same time?

Rent, credit card, phone, cable/internet, etc etc

"i just got paid!"

aaaaand it's gone

That's what being a bird killing adult is all about.

 

[Rubbish King]

(((

One day they will find a cure, brother

Maybe then I'll get a tag!

Everyone seems to have one in this thread so I suggest you carry on with the life-sucking and you might get one ^^

But I don't like either of those things. Am I gonna die D:

I've got some bad news for you

 

[Windam]

Spicy/extra sweet things are bad for sore throats.

My magic sauce, however, is perfect for curing them. Buy it while it's hot!

 

[hgarrett54]

Everyone seems to have one in this thread so I suggest you carry on with the life-sucking and you might get one ^^

I don't have one ): Am I a lewzer

 

[Lucian Cat]

One day they will find a cure, brother

Everyone seems to have one in this thread so I suggest you carry on with the life-sucking and you might get one ^^

I've got some bad news for you

You're gonna Spock me? Noooooooo.
I don't have a tag either. Woo?

Spicy/extra sweet things are bad for sore throats.

My magic sauce, however, is perfect for curing them. Buy it while it's hot!

Stop making me laugh dammit!

 

[Rubbish King]

Guys I hit 10,000 posts tonight and I might be wrong but I think it was this one

I like this thread

I'd like to thank my internet and all the mods that didn't permaban me even though I probably deserved it

I don't have one ): Am I a lewzer

Some say that losers are the real alphas

 

[Windam]

Stop making me laugh dammit!

No girl's ever said that to me before! I-is this what love is?

 

[hgarrett54]

No girl's ever said that to me before! I-is this what love is?

Love? Is that that feeling I get when I eat ice cream?

 

[Risgroo]

One day they will find a cure, brother

And it will be humanity's greatest achievement.

My magic sauce, however, is perfect for curing them. Buy it while it's hot!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Guys I hit 10,000 posts tonight and I might be wrong but I think it was this one

I'd like to thank my internet and all the mods that didn't permaban me even though I probably deserved it



Some say that losers are the real alphas

Three years and you're just now hitting 10k? WEAK.

Just teasing

 

[Windam]

Love? Is that that feeling I get when I eat ice cream?

I-I'm not sure. Do you just wanna lick it all over like I wanna do to Lucian?

 

[Wazzy]

I'll hit 10k one day. I think I'm almost at 7k.

Wanna bet?

Bring it.

Spoiler

Somebody save me

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

That other thread

Dawg is snitching on us

 

[Windam]

Bring it.

Spoiler

Somebody save me

What do you need, my master?

 

[Dawg]

People called me a tag fisher in that thread :[

I blame WhereAreMahDragonz.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'll hit 10k one day. I think I'm almost at 7k.



Bring it.

Spoiler

Somebody save me

Oh now you've asked for it!

Dawg, I really do want you to get that tag

 

[hgarrett54]

I-I'm not sure. Do you just wanna lick it all over like I wanna do to Lucian?

Bad dragon! ;U

I wouldn't know what love is #foreveralone

 

[Lucian Cat]

That other thread

Dawg is snitching on us

Don't even comment on my post :'(

Edit: umm you boys have fun discussing ice cream and licking hahaha

 

[Wazzy]

That other thread

Dawg is snitching on us

What do you need, my master?

Water. Blended to be exact.

 

[Windam]

Water. Blended to be exact.

Brb texting Stephen

 

[hgarrett54]

Water. Blended to be exact.

Wut I just saw something happen

..I-I'm scared

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I finally got my dress today for this ball. But now I have to get it hemmed.

 

[Dawg]

A tag fisher, a snitch... what's next? A whore?!

You come at the Dawg, you best not miss

 

[Wazzy]

Oh now you've asked for it!

I will avoid checking my PM's for a year. Maybe two.

Brb texting Stephen

Oh god don't. He'll actually make it.

Wut I just saw something happen

..I-I'm scared

Hm? Are you sureeeeeeeeeeee you saw something?

A tag fisher, a snitch... what's next? A whore?!

You come at the Dawg, you best not miss

You're a dawg, dawg. Our Dawg.

 

[Dawg]

You're a dawg, dawg. Our Dawg.

 

[Windam]

Oh god don't. He'll actually make it.

I am actually so tempted to do it now LOL

 

[Rubbish King]

Three years and you're just now hitting 10k? WEAK.

Just teasing

woah woah woah
I take a lot of time making sure each of my posts are equally horrifying

I finally got my dress today for this ball. But now I have to get it hemmed.

Pic of dress!

I'll hit 10k one day. I think I'm almost at 7k.

Just join like 5 communities and you're set to hit that by next tuesday

 

[hgarrett54]

Just join like 5 communities and you're set to hit that by next tuesday

Is there a community for socially awkward/mentally deficient/unattractive/boring people? *crosses fingers*

 

[Lucian Cat]

I don't post enough to hit high post counts. Don't think I've even hit 3k yet

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Oh no Dawg what have you done

Now the other mods know about my kawaii desu uguuuu~ nickname.

I finally got my dress today for this ball. But now I have to get it hemmed.

Pix

 

[Dawg]

I don't post enough to hit high post counts. Don't think I've even hit 3k yet

but you did

Oh no Dawg what have you done

Now the other mods know about my kawaii desu uguuuu~ nickname.

sorry tiddum-san, i've been a baka today

 

[Lucian Cat]

Dun dun dun. I'm surprised they didn't find out sooner tbh
Edit:

but you did



sorry tiddum-san, i've been a baka today

I wot
Edit2: oh shit 3182 posts

 

[Windam]

I wot

you hit the jackpot