FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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Having seen everyone's ages I now feel creepily out of place. I feel a bit like a vampire feeding off the energy of the young.

I used to go to a chat site where some 70 year old man put up photos of some random fitness model so he could sext 15 year olds.
I got IP banned for calling him out lol
 
26. So that makes me somewhere in the middle age wise.

I think I'm getting a cold. It's inevitable, the bf has one. :(
 
Guys am I already posting too much

This is what happened when I found BritGAF

..I posted too much
26. So that makes me somewhere in the middle age wise.

I think I'm getting a cold. It's inevitable, the bf has one. :(
My boss says that all you need when you're ill is half a bottle of whiskey and a really hot curry

*coughs* why do you want to know .-.
To pick up 70 year old dudes, obviously
He's so suave. He could definitely turn me.
oo err missus sploat

Are you the reason my hair is thinning? You monster.

It all makes sense now....Dammnit sploat! Give me back my old hairline!
 
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You wouldn't.

Wanna bet?
 
Why do all the monthly bills have to come in at the same time?

Rent, credit card, phone, cable/internet, etc etc

"i just got paid!"

aaaaand it's gone
 
I'm not sick!

Oh, you meant your "bf". Gotcha, boo. ;)
Hahaha sure :P
My boss says that all you need when you're ill is half a bottle of whiskey and a really hot curry
But I do t like either of those things. Am I gonna die D:
Why do all the monthly bills have to come in at the same time?

Rent, credit card, phone, cable/internet, etc etc

"i just got paid!"

aaaaand it's gone
That's what being a bird killing adult is all about.
 
Spicy/extra sweet things are bad for sore throats.

My magic sauce, however, is perfect for curing them. Buy it while it's hot!
 
One day they will find a cure, brother

Everyone seems to have one in this thread so I suggest you carry on with the life-sucking and you might get one ^^

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I've got some bad news for you
You're gonna Spock me? Noooooooo.
I don't have a tag either. Woo?

Spicy/extra sweet things are bad for sore throats.

My magic sauce, however, is perfect for curing them. Buy it while it's hot!
Stop making me laugh dammit!
 
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