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[Professor Beef]

I know of some, yes. I didn't know it was case by case, though. I thought they were just really good at hiding lol

Yeah, in Footy Gaf there's someone posting who is actually permd. Everyone knows and from time to time we don't even talk around it. Another guy who came back after being permd was banned again however. Case by case it is.

IIRC, Stump basically said that the reason they don't ban everyone's perma'd alts is because sometimes the person they banned has actually tried to become a better poster, and it shows.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

So close yet so far, Rendle.





Welp.

This is about what I expected if there were a tie.

Spoiler

Stephen's got the edge because he has a penis tho.

You're going to choose dicks over your chicks???

You're breaking the first rule of feminism tbh

IIRC, Stump basically said that the reason they don't ban everyone's perma'd alts is because sometimes the person they banned has actually tried to become a better poster, and it shows.

Oh, I see.

 

[Transhuman]

I wonder how many of those accounts were Halo 2's...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113406067&postcount=10

 

[You Know Nothing]

You're going to choose dicks over your chicks???

You're breaking the first rule of feminism tbh

Dicks before chicks. #sorryboutit

You're wearing sweatpants. It's Tuesday.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Neogaf is Halo! Halo is Neogaf!

I've been living a lie.

 

[Wazzy]

I don't think it matters. If you're perma'd once, that's it.

For the record, he's great and really funny, but I don't think the powers that be would make an exception. If they did, they would have to let all perma'd members have alts.

Oh I know but they've made exceptions before which is why I'm a little confused. I mean a mod is one of them.

Not my concern, though. It's their decision and I don't really want to question moderating.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Woah. I had no idea a banned user is removed from the Top Posters list.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Dicks before chicks. #sorryboutit

You're wearing sweatpants. It's Tuesday.

I'm actually wearing shorts. But you tried.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Woah. I had no idea a banned user is removed from the Top Posters list.

It still shows H2 for me.

If you're on mobile, the post count thing is fucked. It's not accurate at all.

I'm actually wearing shorts. But you tried.

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.

 

[Wazzy]

Woah. I had no idea a banned user is removed from the Top Posters list.

Time to take over. HEHEHEHEHHEHE

Spoiler

just kidding ilu Halo plus I wouldn't actually ever surpass anyone

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.

Can we just talk about how badly I cut myself shaving today

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Can we just talk about how badly I cut myself shaving today

I had no idea you were a cutter

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

It still shows H2 for me.

If you're on mobile, the post count thing is fucked. It's not accurate at all.

Yeah, mobile can be weird.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can we just talk about how badly I cut myself shaving today

I've never cut myself shaving before.

 

[Turin]

Can we just talk about how badly I cut myself shaving today

Go on.....

 

[Funky Papa]

Can we just talk about how badly I cut myself shaving today

Do you even wax?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've never waxed anything. Ow.

The perks of having light body hair. Although, if I were hairier I probably still wouldn't get rid of the hair. Unless it was on my back. Back hair's groce.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm not taking the bandage off because it'll probably start bleeding like crazy again.

All from ONE RAZOR STROKE.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm not taking the bandage off because it'll probably start bleeding like crazy again.

All from ONE RAZOR STROKE.

Is that your bare ankle? LEWD.

Seriously tho, damn querl. Looks like a hell of a nick.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Is that your bare ankle? LEWD.

Seriously tho, damn querl. Looks like a hell of a nick.

Gerl you've seen more than just my ankle

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I haven't had a big wound in years. I've just realised that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Gerl you've seen more than just my ankle

Dat nose closeup.

 

[Turin]

I'm not taking the bandage off because it'll probably start bleeding like crazy again.

All from ONE RAZOR STROKE.

Did you cut flesh?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Did you cut flesh?

No, I just (literally, I had to pick a big chunk off the razor) peeled skin.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Keep it SFW, pls.

 

[You Know Nothing]

No, I just (literally, I had to pick a big chunk off the razor) peeled skin.

A Ramsay tea.

I guess we now know which Game of Thrones character you are.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm not taking the bandage off because it'll probably start bleeding like crazy again.

All from ONE RAZOR STROKE.

It looks like we are the same shade of fluorescent white. You need to get out/expose your ankles more.

With that said, it's now 100% official that I suck at being a bachelor. I threw my new tight polo into the dryer and now it's baby sized.


WHY?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

A Ramsay tea.

I guess we now know which Game of Thrones character you are.

It looks like we are the same shade of fluorescent white. You need to get out/expose your ankles more.

With that said, it's now 100% official that I suck at being a bachelor. I threw my new tight polo into the dryer and now it's baby sized.


WHY?

One time I went outside and my dad asked me if I was going to start sparkling.

 

[You Know Nothing]

With that said, it's now 100% official that I suck at being a bachelor. I threw my new tight polo into the dryer and now it's baby sized.


WHY?

Breh, this is like most basic of clothing knowledge.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

 

[Funky Papa]

I haven't had a big wound in years. I've just realised that.

I get at least a nasty slash each year cutting iberico with one of these fuckers, because I'm both pigheaded and a klutz.

The last one required stitches, but I was laughed off at ER and now I have a nice scar on one of my knuckles... At least I didn't slice it in half.

 

[Transhuman]

I'm not taking the bandage off because it'll probably start bleeding like crazy again.

All from ONE RAZOR STROKE.

How the fuck. I've never cut myself shaving my beard and I use shitty disposable two blade razors, without foam or even water. Legs seem like they're easier too.

 

[LuffyZoro]

How the fuck. I've never cut myself shaving my beard and I use shitty disposable two blade razors, without foam or even water. Legs seem like they're easier too.

I've only cut myself once, about an hour before I left for prom :negman:

 

[Turin]

I'd recommend buying a good electric shaver.

 

[Funky Papa]

Breh, this is like most basic of clothing knowledge.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Look, I only learned thanks to GAF that you don't need to iron bras. Don't saturate me.

Spoiler

Don't laugh at me, fakequerls.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How the fuck. I've never cut myself shaving my beard and I use shitty disposable two blade razors, without foam or even water. Legs seem like they're easier too.

The razor broke as I was cutting down. The bottom section of plastic between the blade and the rest of the razor at the bottom of the head snapped, leaving no buffer between my delicate leg and the evil steel.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Look, I only learned thanks to GAF that you don't need to iron bras. Don't saturate me.

Spoiler

Don't laugh at me, fakequerls.

Real talk, I've never ironed anything in my life anyway.

The razor broke as I was cutting down. The bottom section of plastic between the blade and the rest of the razor at the bottom of the head snapped, leaving no buffer between my delicate leg and the evil steel.

Ouch.

This would never have happened if it weren't for patriarchal beauty standards. #fuckthepatriarchy

 

[Windam]

This would never have happened if it weren't for patriarchal beauty standards. #fuckthepatriarchy

Embrace the smoothness

 

[Funky Papa]

Real talk, I've never ironed anything in my life anyway.

Not even your bed sheets?

Barbaric.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Everytime I watch it, Infinite's ending makes me scream

 

[You Know Nothing]

Embrace the smoothness

Nah, I'll embrace hairy. Hairy is everything.

Not even your bed sheets?

Barbaric.

Ain't nobody got time or fucks to give for that.

 

[Windam]

If I was ever going to fap to a toy of a video game character...

 

[Turin]

Finally watched the GOT blooper real. The part with Nikolai and Peter dancing in court was goat.

 

[You Know Nothing]

If I was ever going to fap to a toy of a video game character...

Just watch the video for the greatest song of the 20th century instead.

 

[Windam]

Just watch the video for the greatest song of the 20th century instead.

But... they're perfect!

 

[Turin]

Speaking of greatest songs from the 20th century.....

Rooster by Alice In Chains

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

AHEM

Edit: Oops wrong century lol

 

[Windam]

*ahem*

 

[You Know Nothing]

But... they're perfect!

They're literally plastic tho.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I miss old Britney

 

[Windam]

They're literally plastic tho.