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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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We really are. :3

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Hahaha, nah, my profile is pretty clean... ;D
Ok, let's do it, I'm down for it like SOON... LIKE SOON!

Will probably get vermicelli and bbq'd pork...
Mmmm...
OMG YAS!!! That's what's in that pic I posted!! I get it every time NOMMMMM.

Ooga booga where the Asian women at
In Van! Literally. So get yo ass ovuh here LOL
 
Are you saying you don't pee in the shower?

Don't lie to me, bb.

See it's weird. I tried it once.. And I really didn't like the feeling. It felt soooo weird X_X! So I tend to just pee.. In the toilet.. Before I shower.. LOL ;_;

I do fap in the shower sometimes tho and that feels absolutely wonderful. even though I'm in the shower I still aim it for my stomach/chest... #gayproblems..?
 
See it's weird. I tried it once.. And I really didn't like the feeling. It felt soooo weird X_X! So I tend to just pee.. In the toilet.. Before I shower.. LOL ;_;

I do fap in the shower sometimes tho and that feels absolutely wonderful. even though I'm in the shower I still aim it for my stomach/chest... #gayproblems..?

The visual I'm getting... I need a moment.

I haven't bated in the shower in a long time.


Yes. The Dark Lord™
 

Funky Papa

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Condom stories? Condom stories.

I remember this one night when I rushed with a ladyfriend to a 24h minimarket during a night out drinking in order to buy a pack of condoms.

I ended up buying some nose strips.

Not my brightest moment, but in my defense, the boxes were crazy similar.
 
If I could fuck an album, this would be the one.

Condom stories? Condom stories.

I remember this one night when I rushed with a ladyfriend to a 24h minimarket during a night out drinking in order to buy a pack of condoms.

I ended up buying some nose strips.

Not my brightest moment, but in my defense, the boxes were crazy similar.

Better than mistaking hand sanitizer for lube.
 
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