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[You Know Nothing]

I miss old Britney

Get into Blackout already.

It's been seven years. Accept that's it's a modern day strip club masterpiece.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I THINK I DID IT AGAIN

I MADE YOU BELIEVE

WE WERE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I THINK I DID IT AGAIN

I MADE YOU BELIEVE

WE WERE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS

tears rite now

 

[Turin]

AHEM!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

tears rite now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcCSiakaU4

 

[You Know Nothing]

I THINK I DID IT AGAIN

I MADE YOU BELIEVE

WE WERE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS

Early Britney is actually the worst.

Her albums only got good when she sexually awakened with Britney (self-titled)

Don't let your nostalgia for a few singles blind you to this truth. 2007-2008 was her peak with the double punch of Blackout and Circus.

Femme Fatale and Britney Jean should be forgotten.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I THINK I DID IT AGAIN

I MADE YOU BELIEVE

WE WERE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS

Flashbacks.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Early Britney is actually the worst.

Her albums only got good when she sexually awakened with Britney (self-titled)

Don't let your nostalgia for a few singles blind you to this truth. 2007-2008 was her peak with the double punch of Blackout and Circus.

Femme Fatale and Britney Jean should be forgotten.

wat

Are you going to deny the cultural and musical impact of ...Baby One More Time, Oops! I Did It Again, Toxic, Lucky, I'm a Slave 4 U, Stronger, Everytime, (You Drive Me) Crazy, etc.???

 

[You Know Nothing]

wat

Are you going to deny the cultural and musical impact of ...Baby One More Time, Oops! I Did It Again, Toxic, Lucky, I'm a Slave 4 U, Stronger, Everytime, (You Drive Me) Crazy, etc.???

Those three are from her Britney or post-Britney output.

And I'm not denying those other songs. I'm simply saying the albums they're attached to aren't very strong albums.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Those three are from her Britney or post-Britney output.

And I'm not denying those other songs. I'm simply saying the albums they're attached to aren't very strong albums.

While I agree, let's be real here. Brit isn't known for her albums.

Just look at Shitney Jean.

 

[Turin]

Weather was is in the 60's today. It was glorious.

Gonna be back in the 90's next week. ;__;

 

[You Know Nothing]

While I agree, let's be real here. Brit isn't known for her albums.

Just look at Shitney Jean.

True.

I guess my main point is that Britney, In The Zone, Blackout, and Circus are good albums... for Britney.

Blackout is just a good album point blank.

 

[zeemumu]

I requested time off for August 9th and 10th and my assistant manager said that it was okay and yet they have me schedule for two full shifts on those days.

 

[Turin]

I requested time off for August 9th and 10th and my assistant manager said that it was okay and yet they have me schedule for two full shifts on those days.

Make sure you put in a note that you can't be there on those days no matter what. That there's no negotiating this.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My brother comes in my room:

"Em, did you know they're making Mockingjay into two movies??"
"..yeah"
"I just saw the trailer it looks sick. I wish she had written more books."

 

[You Know Nothing]

Your brother talks like such a teenage boy.

I can't.

 

[Windam]

Your brother talks like such a teenage boy.

I can't.

White people saying "sick" to mean "cool"... You guys are supposed to be proper.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Your brother talks like such a teenage boy.

I can't.

Well I mean, he's seventeen.

 

[zeemumu]

Make sure you put in a note that you can't be there on those days no matter what. That there's no negotiating this.

I did. They still denied me.

Spoiler

F**K. EVERYTHING.

 

[Windam]

I did. They still denied me.

Spoiler

F**K. EVERYTHING.

Warms me heart to see that Canadian TV networks have their airings so regularly recorded, put on to the internet and made into gifs.

I'm sorry your workplace is full of douches.

 

[You Know Nothing]

White people saying "sick" to mean "cool"... You guys are supposed to be proper.

It's wicked sick.

 

[zeemumu]

Warms me heart to see that Canadian TV networks have their airings so regularly recorded, put on to the internet and made into gifs.

I'm sorry your workplace is full of douches.

Yeah...I need more table to flip...

I'm gonna go talk to them when I go in tomorrow.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Embrace the smoothness

Yessssss. I like some hair on dudes though

Not even your bed sheets?

Barbaric.

Dude. Dude. I haven't ironed anything in like a million years. ESPECIALLY bedsheets

 

[Turin]

I did. They still denied me.

Spoiler

F**K. EVERYTHING.

What dicks. >_<

Gotta get in their face about it now.

 

[Windam]

Yessssss. I like some hair on dudes though

Well you're in luck.

Spoiler

Buf has some, yes?

 

[BlueBadger]

So close yet so far, Rendle.





Welp.

This is about what I expected if there were a tie.

Spoiler

Stephen's got the edge because he has a penis tho.

It's a decent penis too I think!!! well maybe... O_O not that it matters anyway technically, right? LOLL!! <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's a decent penis too I think!!! well maybe... O_O not that it matters anyway technically, right? LOLL!! <3

Dick is dick, bae. <3

As long as it's not deformed, I'm good.

 

[Turin]

Dick is dick, bae. <3

As long as it's not deformed, I'm good.

Would you consider a slight curve deformed?

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I remember telling someone in school "You're sick", because they said something bad. They took it as a compliment. Stupid kids.

/boy yelling at clouds

 

[Windam]

I remember telling someone in school "You're sick", because they said something bad. They took it as a compliment. Stupid kids.

/boy yelling at clouds

Yo dawg I'm da illest

 

[Lucian Cat]

Well you're in luck.

Spoiler

Buf has some, yes?

Spoiler

He does. Not enough on his head tho

 

[You Know Nothing]

Would you consider a slight curve deformed?

Hell no.

Spoiler

A curve can be sexy.

Deformed would be like utterly misshapen or something. A micropenis.

There are definitely dicks I find attractive and dicks I find ugly. But D = D at the end of the day.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Micro penis is the worst. Ugh

On a happy note I just picked up my new credit card. OhgodwhatamIdoing.jif

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just use it wisely.

As long as you make responsible purchasing decisions, credit cards can be great.

Spoiler

I still don't have one because I don't fully trust myself yet tbh.

 

[Turin]

Hell no.

Spoiler

A curve can be sexy.

Deformed would be like utterly misshapen or something. A micropenis.

There are definitely dicks I find attractive and dicks I find ugly. But D = D at the end of the day.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Slightly below the mean penis

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Just use it wisely.

As long as you make responsible purchasing decisions, credit cards can be great.

Spoiler

I still don't have one because I don't fully trust myself yet tbh.

Get one with a low limit or set yourself a hard limit and just pay it off every month. That's what I do. I havent asked my bank to raise my limit once since I got it.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Just use it wisely.

As long as you make responsible purchasing decisions, credit cards can be great.

Spoiler

I still don't have one because I don't fully trust myself yet tbh.

It's for emergencies and Germany

Spoiler

I haven't trusted myself either. Until now

Made sure to get a super low limit too that I can pay off easily.

Slightly below the mean penis

Slightly below ain't no thang bro

 

[You Know Nothing]

Slightly below the mean penis

Why go on living?

Your life is clearly over.

 

[BlueBadger]

Dick is dick, bae. <3

As long as it's not deformed, I'm good.

We're good

Would you consider a slight curve deformed?

Curved D is the best D. Mmmmm.

Spoiler

I get caught on it like a fish hook

 

[Windam]

Just finished Baptism of Fire. I need the next Witcher book NAO.

Seriously people, get on these books. They're actually some of the few books I've had difficulty putting down. So good. I just hope the prequel story coming out next year (?) is translated into English sooner than these books were, seeing as how The Witcher is suddenly so popular.

Fuck, I'm actually really upset now.

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fish+hook

Just finished Baptism of Fire. I need the next Witcher book NAO.

Seriously people, get on these books. They're actually some of the few books I've had difficulty putting down. So good. I just hope the prequel story coming out next year (?) is translated into English sooner than these books were, seeing as how The Witcher is suddenly so popular.

Fuck, I'm actually really upset now.

I'll get to it... eventually.

 

[Professor Beef]

My coworkers made a song for me

 

[You Know Nothing]

My coworkers made a song for me

Was it a Break Free bop or a Bang Bang flop?

 

[zeemumu]

Okay, since my CSM isn't going to be of any help, I'm going to go ahead and talk to the assistant manager tomorrow since he's the one that I spoke to first after I made the request and is the one who said that it should be fine. Hopefully he can fix this because I made this request weeks in advance and it's a little late to change my plans now. Pray for me, guys.

Better throw my hand in, wish me happy landing, all I gotta do is...

 

[AcridMeat]

72% with my original otp? Kill me now!

Those questions were answered years ago. I have no idea what the hell I even said.

Nine Inch Nails - Reptile

Yes.

Yes (this song fucking rules)

~!~!!YESYSYES

Smash it aparrrt just for the fuckofit

 

[Transhuman]

I told a friend of a friend I'd be interested in going stargazing with her, and somehow that turned into her wanting to go out drinking and now I'm pretty sure she wants to get me drunk so she can fuck me because she's depressed.

 

[Professor Beef]

Was it a Break Free bop or a Bang Bang flop?

It was better than Azaelia's output for the last decade.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I told a friend of a friend I'd be interested in going stargazing with her, and somehow that turned into her wanting to go out drinking and now I'm pretty sure she wants to get me drunk so she can fuck me because she's depressed.

Just let it happen, breh.

If she's depressed tho, maybe not.

It was better than Azaelia's output for the last decade.

Bye @ these lies.

 

[terrisus]

So in February I spot this guy in some threads whose avatar looks really cool so I send him a message. His posts are pretty great too.

He links me to the game Broken Age. I remember seeing the trailer and that's why the avatar is so vaguely familiar. The avatar in question:

Then Neogaf. gets banned. I look through his recent posts and I can't even be sure what he did. I'm pretty sure I used his avatar for a day or two. Because Elijah Wood is awesome.

Then in May I notice there's a guy called "Matt Damon" around in the same kinda threads I post in. And it's so obvious. There's no overlap on the join dates either.

He gets banned and I feel bad about it pretty much immediately. Live and let live right?

In June I send a pm to someone who replied in the "I've never done an illegal drug" thread. Because I think it's funny he posted a picture of a vaporiser without actually explaining that it is one.

We send each other some music and stuff, seems like an ok dude.

Cut to July. just hanging out in FakeGaf with Halo 2. Halo 2 posts a screencap of his Tinder app. I'm not sure what Tinder is but it sounds familiar. Then I remember that I saw that Matt Damon had posted in the Tinder thread when I scoped him out after seeing his avatar was the same. Then it hits me. Neogaf.? Matt Damon? Halo 2? These are all weird as hell usernames. Could Halo 2, someone who i'd call a freind, be a proxy account? Someone who I've gotten banned before? Now I know how that guy in that Korean movie who bangs his daughter feels. I decide that I need to find out if he's a proxy without letting him know that I know he's a proxy. Needless to say subtly is not my strong suit.

I decide that this means nothing. I mean, are we going to put everyone on NeoGaf who uses Tinder, played Broken Age, and watched Review on trial?

Late July, Halo 2 gets banned.

I love my dead gay son.

Aww =(

I didn't know any of the previous accounts, and don't know any of the history behind any of that, but Halo 2 seemed like a pretty nice guy.