Hey man, you didn't even like my fb photo, so... Yeah. Take that.
y'all should roadtrip in Gugi's truck to Toronto
I knew you'd like that.
Fuck that, I want it straight from Dormer's mouth.
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Hey man, you didn't even like my fb photo, so... Yeah. Take that.
I knew you'd like that.
Fuck that, I want it straight from Dormer's mouth.
"Outlook not so good"
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I just peed and it came out in a split stream.
I H9 EVERYTHING.
I H9 EVERYTHING.
THE FUCKING WORST. They need to make toilet bowls extra wide for when that happens.
You just always know what to say, bae <3.
How was work?!?!
It was fine overall. I think some of my pals at work are starting to dislike me since I've been just trying to get through as fast as possible and haven't stopped to chat with them much.
You're safe Jake. For now......
I do that in the morning when I'm all tired and dizzy, super buzzed, or I'm wearing jeans with a button fly that won't open (85% of the time) when I'm in a rush.
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LOL I'd probs just fly there
. Its on the opposite coast!!Aww. Well I wouldn't let that bug you. Good on you for staying focused on your tasks
!LOL I'd probs just fly there
Holy fuck at those flight prices for a one-way from TO to Van from Air Canada.
I'll live in your closet and come out when it's not raining. I don't take up much space, or make much noise, even when I'm masturbating.
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Stephen, bb, embrace Madonna already. Pls.
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You'll be in that closet for months at a time if you're only coming out when it's not raining X____X
...How do you guys live in a place full of rain? Have you ever experienced a "Canadian winter"? D:
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Jake... bae.. I.. I just can't.. I'm sorry ;___; She's just.. Awful... ;___;
Proud to say I never have
. We've gone down to like.. -3.. maybe.. LOL1 and 2 at the same time is the way to go.
LOL I'd probs just fly there
Aww. Well I wouldn't let that bug you. Good on you for staying focused on your tasks
I kind of go into a thoughtless state when I'm there and I've been told I look unapproachable sometimes. :/
Proud to say I never have
Sorry bb I need my -30, zero visibility blizzards. School closures and all that.
Some times I think I'm the only one who has to go number 1 when I go number 2.
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Well forgive me for finding that very hard to be true! :3
Eeeeewww.
Well my university is on a "mountain" (in quotes so Smiley doesn't get mad at me again LOL) so it does close sometimes even when there's just a bit of snow
Eeeeewww.
Well my university is on a "mountain" (in quotes so Smiley doesn't get mad at me again LOL) so it does close sometimes even when there's just a bit of snow
It's on a fucking hill. Don't you guys have the Rockies? Those are mountains. Stupid Smiley. (SS, see, always knew he was a fucking Nazi!)
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SHA UP. ;_______;
Wait, I thought you were the one who said it was on a hill? That was Smiley? FFFFFUUUUUUUU--
A mountain it is, then.
I can show you a real mountain when you come here tho tbh
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Is it really that big? I wanna see the receipts :O
Bae ;___;
I'm sleeping in Turin's bed o____o
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Someone has to teach me the ways.
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Hmm.. You think so??
Go 2 inches down and you'll see his dick. What is this double standard we have on GAF?! If that was a girl doing that with her panties, instaban.
#stopheterosexualoppression
#straightrights
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I have no words for those two hashtags.... LOL
NNNOOOOOOO ;_____;
Your match is probably elsewhere, and most of the people in here are taken so it's not the best place to look. We're all just here to hang out, really. Not especially looking for love.
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WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE PRAYER
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES
I WANNA TAKE YOU THERE
#BJanthem
Fuck you. LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DON'T GO FOR SECOND BEST BABY
PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
YOU GOT TO
MAKE HIM EXPRESS HOW HE FEELS
#BornThisWaytriedit
Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss, sis.
S T A N
PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
YOU GOT TO
MAKE HIM EXPRESS HOW HE FEELS
#BornThisWaytriedit
Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss, sis.
S T A N
Sound's hot tbh.
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Oh god.
I'm singing Like a Prayer out loud. I caught myself humming it.
Oh god.
No.
No.
NOOOOOOO JAKE WHY.
I'm singing Like a Prayer out loud. I caught myself humming it.
Oh god.
No.
No.
NOOOOOOO JAKE WHY.
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IF I TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND
PUSH MYSELF INTO YOUR MIND
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
WILL YOU TRY TO REJECT IT
IF I'M IN CHARGE
AND I TREAT YOU LIKE A CHILD
WILL YOU LET YOURSELF GO WILD
LET MY MOUTH GO WHERE IT WANTS TO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS.
I ONLY HURT THE ONES I LOVE~
PUSH MYSELF INTO YOUR MIND
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
WILL YOU TRY TO REJECT IT
IF I'M IN CHARGE
AND I TREAT YOU LIKE A CHILD
WILL YOU LET YOURSELF GO WILD
LET MY MOUTH GO WHERE IT WANTS TO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS.
I ONLY HURT THE ONES I LOVE~
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ONLY THE ONE THAT HURTS YOU
CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
ONLY THE ONE THAT INFLICTS THE PAIN
CAN TAKE IT AWAY
CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
ONLY THE ONE THAT INFLICTS THE PAIN
CAN TAKE IT AWAY
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ONCE YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN FLAME
YOU CAN NEVER BE THE SAME
THERE'S A CERTAIN SATISFACTION
IN A LITTLE BIT OF PAIN
God bless.
YOU CAN NEVER BE THE SAME
THERE'S A CERTAIN SATISFACTION
IN A LITTLE BIT OF PAIN
God bless.
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