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AcridMeat

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Oh man I forgot to post my dream from last night. It involves Vin Diesel, read on if you like.

I was walking around in my new neighborhood when a trio, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and someone else walked by. I was going to play basketball and asked if they wanted to tag along or maybe it was vice versa. So after straight ballin' with my crew, I was in one of VinD's Fast & the Furious cars with him, and we drove to a warehouse to perform some espionage.

After he parked the car I decided to make some small talk and said he should watch Guardians of the Galaxy because it's pretty awesome. Then I went, "oh wait hahahaha" because I forgot at the moment he's in the movie. So we perform our espionage type deal inside, getting some sort of info of some corporation, when we spot a police car in the parking lot. We sneak our way back to his car and make a break for it, hitting a ramp and launching us onto a tugboat. From there we're getting chased by the police by boat and we're making our way, climbing from the boat to tanker and doing some dangerous shit along the side of it. Eventually we made it back to land on the other side, and make a break for the Nevada border. We get there and the dream kind of winds down into nothing.

One last funny moment was we tried to catch a train but it sped by so fast that we had no chance to even run up to it and we laughed over it. I don't know man I'm weird.





By the way BlueBadger are you still with us for Gishwhes? The list came out today.
 
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Windam

Scaley member
AcridMeat said:
Oh man I forgot to post my dream from last night. It involves Vin Diesel, read on if you like.

I was walking around in my new neighborhood when a trio, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and someone else walked by. I was going to play basketball and asked if they wanted to tag along or maybe it was vice versa. So after straight ballin' with my crew, I was in one of VinD's Fast & the Furious cars with him, and we drove to a warehouse to perform some espionage.

After he parked the car I decided to make some small talk and said he should watch Guardians of the Galaxy because it's pretty awesome. Then I went, "oh wait hahahaha" because I forgot at the moment he's in the movie. So we perform our espionage type deal inside, getting some sort of info of some corporation, when we spot a police car in the parking lot. We sneak our way back to his car and make a break for it, hitting a ramp and launching us onto a tugboat. From there we're getting chased by the police by boat and we're making our way, climbing from the boat to tanker and doing some dangerous shit along the side of it. Eventually we made it back to land on the other side, and make a break for the Nevada border. We get there and the dream kind of winds down into nothing.

One last funny moment was we tried to catch a train but it sped by so fast that we had no chance to even run up to it and we laughed over it. I don't know man I'm weird.
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Was my boy Paul with you guys? :'(
 
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Turin

Banned
Windam said:
And then there was silence
Just a voice from the other world
Like a leaf in an icy world
Memories will fade
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Well, while were posting metal lyrics......


Where forest stream went through the wood
And silent all the stens there stood
Of tall trees, moveless, hanging dark
With mottled shadows on their bark

As faint as deepest sleeper's breath
An echo came as cold as death
Long are the paths, of shadow made
Where no foot's print is ever laid

No moon is there, no voice, no sound
Of beating heart; a sigh profound

Once in each age as each age dies
Alone is heard. Far, far it lies

The Land of Waiting where the Dead sit,
In their thought's shadow, by no moon lit

Upon the plain, there rushed forth and high
Shadows at dead end of night and mirrored in the sky

Far far away beyond might of day
And there lay the land of the dead of mortal cold decay

Land of the Dead by Summoning
 
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Windam

Scaley member
Turin747 said:
Well, while were posting metal lyrics......


Where forest stream went through the wood
And silent all the stens there stood
Of tall trees, moveless, hanging dark
With mottled shadows on their bark

As faint as deepest sleeper's breath
An echo came as cold as death
Long are the paths, of shadow made
Where no foot's print is ever laid

No moon is there, no voice, no sound
Of beating heart; a sigh profound

Once in each age as each age dies
Alone is heard. Far, far it lies

The Land of Waiting where the Dead sit,
In their thought's shadow, by no moon lit

Upon the plain, there rushed forth and high
Shadows at dead end of night and mirrored in the sky

Far far away beyond might of day
And there lay the land of the dead of mortal cold decay

Land of the Dead by Summoning
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Light fails at dawn, the moon is gone
And deadly the night reigns
(Deceit)
Finally I've found myself
In these lands

Horror and madness I've seen here
For what I became a King of the lost?
Barren and lifeless the land lies

Lord of all Noldor, a star in the night
And a bearer of hope
He rides into his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant warlord

The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

I stand alone, no one's by my side
I'll dare you, come out, you coward
Now, it's me or you

He gleams like a star
And the sound of his horn's
Like a raging storm
Proudly the High Lord
Challenges the doom
"Lord of slaves," he cries

Slowly in fear the Dark Lord appears
Welcome to my lands, you shall be damned
Lord of all Noldor, a star in the night
And a bearer of hope
He rides into his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant warlord

The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

The iron crowned is getting closer
Swings his hammer down on him
Like a thunderstorm, he's crushing
Down the Noldor's proudest King

Under my foot so hopeless it seems
You've troubled my day, now, feel the pain
Lord of all Noldor, a star in the night
And a bearer of hope
He rides into his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant warlord

The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

The Elvenking's broken
He stumbles and falls
The most proud and most valiant
His spirit survives

Praise our King
Praise our King
Praise our King
Praise our King

Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)
 
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Wazzy

Banned
lmao I love Anthony Mackie. Apparently he was at fandomfest and at the panel he was asked what he brings to the MCU and he responded "blackness".
 
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You Know Nothing

Member
I just tell it how it is.

Transhuman said:
Dammit Enix. Who slides sunglasses on one-handed and has them perfectly level the entire time like that? No-one in the history of ever, that's who. That's probably the most common cause of blindness.
<joke about masturbation here>
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This post makes me want to listen to Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart.
 
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Turin

Banned
Windam said:
Light fails at dawn, the moon is gone
And deadly the night reigns
(Deceit)
Finally I've found myself
In these lands

Horror and madness I've seen here
For what I became a King of the lost?
Barren and lifeless the land lies

Lord of all Noldor, a star in the night
And a bearer of hope
He rides into his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant warlord

The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

I stand alone, no one's by my side
I'll dare you, come out, you coward
Now, it's me or you

He gleams like a star
And the sound of his horn's
Like a raging storm
Proudly the High Lord
Challenges the doom
"Lord of slaves," he cries

Slowly in fear the Dark Lord appears
Welcome to my lands, you shall be damned
Lord of all Noldor, a star in the night
And a bearer of hope
He rides into his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant warlord

The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

The iron crowned is getting closer
Swings his hammer down on him
Like a thunderstorm, he's crushing
Down the Noldor's proudest King

Under my foot so hopeless it seems
You've troubled my day, now, feel the pain
Lord of all Noldor, a star in the night
And a bearer of hope
He rides into his glorious battle alone
Farewell to the valiant warlord

The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark
When time stands still at the iron hill

The Elvenking's broken
He stumbles and falls
The most proud and most valiant
His spirit survives

Praise our King
Praise our King
Praise our King
Praise our King

Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)
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Fingolfin had balls of the steel.

I'd love to hear a doom-metal version of that.
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

Banned
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Acid08

Banned
Watched Amazing Spidey 2 on the plane ride home, such a generic superhero movie. I usually really like Andrew Garfield but idk his performance in those movies bugs me.
 
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Windam

Scaley member
Turin747 said:
Fingolfin had balls of the steel.

I'd love to hear a doom-metal version of that.
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Honestly. Considering Feanor was more passionate than his half brother, I'd love to know how he'd fare against Morgoth, especially since Tolkien wrote that he was the mightiest of the Noldor. Fucker made the Silmarils and even the Palantiri. Feanor + Fingolfin tagteam duo against Morgoth for Dagor Dagorath, pls.
 
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Turin

Banned
Windam said:
Honestly. Considering Feanor was more passionate than his half brother, I'd love to know how he'd fare against Morgoth, especially since Tolkien wrote that he was the mightiest of the Noldor. Fucker made the Silmarils and even the Palantiri. Feanor + Fingolfin tagteam duo against Morgoth for Dagor Dagorath, pls.
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I think passion was as much a weakness as it was a strength for Feanor.
 
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Windam

Scaley member
Turin747 said:
I think passion was as much a weakness as it was a strength for Feanor.
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Definitely. His hugest character flaw that led to his death, the suffering of the Noldor in Beleriand, and the complete destruction of his house/descendents with Celebrimbor.
 
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