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[Linius]

I recognize Axe deo spray. He's got ladies fawning over him I bet ya.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

What kind of bronzer do you use Papa?

Sammy thinks I'm a bit of a ponce for a exfoliating and using moisturer, you probably use more products than she does, lol.

 

[The_Poet]

X-PASSION sounds pretty rad

 

[Funky Papa]

As a gay man, I don't recognize 99% of what's in that drawer.

I keep the kinky stuff in my nightstand.

Spoiler

The kinkier one inside a discreet shoebox in the closet. But I said nothing.

 

[TrueGrime]

Jesus.. that is the most organized bathroom drawer I have ever seen, Pops.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I keep the kinky stuff in my nightstand.

Spoiler

The kinkier one inside a discreet shoebox. But I said nothing.

 

[Funky Papa]

I recognize Axe deo spray. He's got ladies fawning over him I bet ya.

You have no idea.

Spoiler

Tinder keeps laughing at me

What kind of bronzer do you use Papa?

Sammy thinks I'm a bit of a ponce for a exfoliating and using moisturer, you probably use more products than she does, lol.

Fukc you, Ninj. I'm so pale I'm borderline fluorescent.

X-PASSION sounds pretty rad

It kind of sounds like lube, but it's actually wet look hair gel. Kind of tricky to spread, it tends to create clumps of hair on shorter styles.

Jesus.. that is the most organized bathroom drawer I have ever seen, Pops.

The second one is a bit less cramped.

Pore strips, more lotions, more cotton pads, exfoliant, contact lenses, disposable razors, the extendable handle for my Bodygroom, two travel kits ready to go.

Goddamn. My 21 year old self would have kicked me in the balls so hard.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

You could have the best slumber party at your place Papa. We could wear face masks, giggle and talk about boys and stuff.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Maybe I'll be like this when I'm 34.

But that's nine years away, and it just ain't happenin' at this point.

You could have the best slumber party at your place Papa. We could wear face masks, giggle and talk about boys and stuff.

There better be 'Smores too.

 

[TrueGrime]

There's only one other person who was that organized and neat..

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm torn between arousal and wanting to report Funky to the police.

 

[TrueGrime]

Funky is definitely serial killer material.

Report him.

 

[The_Poet]

I'll vouch for you funky, if you cook me food for a month.

 

[Funky Papa]

okay

 

[You Know Nothing]

okay

Well, that was anti-climactic in multiple ways.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Funky are we ever going to see a picture of you or what

 

[Funky Papa]

Well, that was anti-climactic in multiple ways.

I get that a lot.

Funky are we ever going to see a picture of you or what

The day you join the WhatsApp group.

 

[The_Poet]

Funky are we ever going to see a picture of you or what

We've seen the top of his head and eyes on whats-app

 

[You Know Nothing]

We've seen the top of his head and eyes on whats-app

Yeah, but which head?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yeah, but which head?

STOP

 

[The_Poet]

Yeah, but which head?

You'll have to join and find out

 

[Funky Papa]

Jake, you satyr.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oh god I'm at the other terrible level in TLoU

 

[You Know Nothing]

Jake, you satyr.

I don't know what you mean. I am as pure as the driven snow.

 

[Windam]

:'(

 

[TrueGrime]

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

 

[Funky Papa]

Not a Windam.

This thread should be about our bathroom cabinets/nightstands, BTW.

 

[TrueGrime]

I'm ashamed of my bathroom cabinet, Funky.

 

[BlueBadger]

Good morning bb's <3. I disappeared for a bit there ;_;. It was pride here this weekend.

HOW IS EVERYONE?! :3

 

[Windam]

Good morning bb's <3. I disappeared for a bit there ;_;. It was pride here this weekend.

HOW IS EVERYONE?! :3

Terrible.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm ashamed of my bathroom cabinet, Funky.

Come on, FakeGAF, show your grime.

 

[BlueBadger]

Terrible.

Why boo?

 

[gugi40]

So I just thought of something awesome.

Ok what if, you could get a mailbox that looked like the mailbox in LoZ MM?

Don't know why I thought of that but whatevs.

 

[AcridMeat]

I was trying to fit a new pot of wax hair inside my bathroom's cabinet and shit just hit me like a ton of bricks.

Does the anti-puta stuff work?

 

[Funky Papa]

Does the anti-puta stuff work?

 

[BlueBadger]

My EP photo shoot is tonight. I can't even.

 

[AcridMeat]

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME

 

[Windam]

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME

That's how some of my favourite lesbian tribadism videos start.

 

[TrueGrime]

I will unveil my bathroom cabinets when I get home from work today.

pls understand

 

[Funky Papa]

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME

 

[BlueBadger]

LMAO THIS GIF

 

[Windam]

Thanks for basically repeating what I said.

 

[Turin]

Funky's cool factor went up significantly upon finding out he's actually Patrick Bateman.

Now to go to work.

 

[Windam]

Funky's cool factor went up significantly upon finding out he's actually Patrick Bateman.

Now to go to work.

But I'm the one who's constantly being told they'll end up make a documentary or slasher movie about my life!

 

[Windam]

hellllooooooOOOOOOOoooo?

 

[Funky Papa]

Welcome to purgatory, Windy.

 

[Windam]

Thanks, I'll have an iced tea, please.

 

[BlueBadger]

Vegas in just over 2 weeks. Plz hurry, 2 weeks.

 

[Windam]

Vegas in just over 2 weeks. Plz hurry, 2 weeks.

For you bb, anything

 

[TrueGrime]

No gambling BB. <3