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[Windam]

Bigots.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Lucian and Bufbaf: tail racists.

I'm ok with this

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's worse when they're drunk oh my fucking god

Well, you've seen me drunk.

I could probably handle it then. But sober, nope.

 

[Windam]

Drunk Jake scares me.

 

[Transhuman]

Windam and I are going to be hiding all the people with tails in our attic while Lucian drives a train and designs murder-showers.

 

[Windam]

Windam and I are going to be hiding all the people with tails in our attic while Lucian drives a train and designs murder-showers.

#savetheTails

 

[You Know Nothing]

Drunk Jake scares me.

Querl, I seriously have so little control over my eyes when I'm #whitequerlwasted

I just want to open my eyes as wide as possible all the time. hence the #psychoeyes

 

[Acid08]

Jake that's why I said you looked like you were rolling. Dem eyes rolling around and freaking out.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My eyes have a life of their own when I'm drunk.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Windam and I are going to be hiding all the people with tails in our attic while Lucian drives a train and designs murder-showers.

Did I just turn into Ralph Fiennes? Imokwiththis.bmp

 

[Transhuman]

Do I play Chrono Cross, Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, Metal Gear, or give up on Japanese games?

 

[Acid08]

Do I play Chrono Cross, Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, Metal Gear, or give up on Japanese games?

Earthbound.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Do I play Chrono Cross, Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, Metal Gear, or give up on Japanese games?

Final Fantasy III or Metal Gear.

I CAN'T DECIDE.

 

[Professor Beef]

Do I play Chrono Cross, Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, Metal Gear, or give up on Japanese games?

Earthbound is the only one worth playing on that list.

 

[TrueGrime]

Earthbound by a long shot.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[MutFox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

Wonder if I should try making that.
Hmmm... :|

 

[You Know Nothing]

Got some light scratches on my back.

 

[Funky Papa]

Got some light scratches on my back.

Those are prolly bed bugs.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Those are prolly bed bugs.

Springs more likely. #neednewmatress

I've never had to experience the hell of bedbugs.

 

[Funky Papa]

I've been listening to so much Jenny Lewis I'm starting to question my heterosexuality.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've been listening to so much Jenny Lewis I'm starting to question my heterosexuality.

I read Jenny as Jerry and was so confused because why would anyone want to listen to that voice?

I haven't listened to her latest album. I saw an ad for it on Spotify and was going to but didn't.

#str8erthanyou
#goesbacktolisteningtoRuPaul

 

[gugi40]

Before I lay down for bed...I just want yall to know...that I drove over my front yard.

Hear me out,

My dad parked like a jerk and parked at the entrance to the driveway when he had a fuckload of room ahead of him (and crooked to boot) and my uncle took up all the space on the street with his truck plus a broken van and old trailer are taking up the other side of the driveway. No room on the street due to garbage day and neighbors not using their parking lots.

So, I drove over the sidewalk and on to the lawn squeezing past my dads druggie car and my lovely japanese tree all while yelling "Fuck you! Fuck yo wife! And fuck yo kids!" Beause....reasons.

Ok goodnight.

 

[MutFox]

LOL :|

 

[You Know Nothing]

The "Fuck you! Fuck yo wife! And fuck yo kids!" bit makes it.

 

[Linius]

I've been listening to so much Jenny Lewis I'm starting to question my heterosexuality.

There are a few fun songs on The Voyager.

 

[gugi40]

Great, I guess im not sleeping tonight.

Fucking mosquito in my roomJUSTPASSEDBYMYEARWTFHDUBDFJFJ

 

[You Know Nothing]

Time to put a bug zapper in every corner of the room.

 

[MutFox]

I can't sleep either... :|

 

[gugi40]

Nah, I will just get the raid.

I killed three spiders last night. One freaking huge one was getting kicked out of his home by his wife for sleeping with the fake widow. He tried to come back in and she slapped him back out, so fearing for my hamsters life, I trapped it under a hamster ball and got my shoe and killed it. Then I sprayed raid under the washer to poison any nay sayers. Well his wife comes out all coughing and shit then I smush her... And the mistress comes out, all exotic and shit, wheezing away. Well, I put her in a better place...the toilet.

I protected my hammy and all was safe.

 

[MutFox]

I hate spiders...
Hate most bugs actually.

Actually, hate is a bad word.
More like, please don't live in my house without my permission.

 

[You Know Nothing]

THEY ALL DESERVE DEATH.

Actually, if they're small enough I really don't care. Only the large, visibly fugly ones truly deserve death.

 

[gugi40]

^LOL at 'visibly fugly' 2 true

I dont mind some bugs. If they are cute they are allowed near me but no bug is allowed in my house ever, goddamn tresspassers.

Anyway, pretty sure the mosquito is long gone, so goodnight to everyone. Got to be up in three hours.

 

[The_Poet]

I woke up in the middle of the night with a wasp on my arm.

Woke up this morning with a moth on my back

Then I get in my car and a large spider created a web on the inside of the driver side window.

I now feel itchy all over and paranoid for the rest of the day

 

[MutFox]

The bug invasion is real... :|

 

[You Know Nothing]

The insects and arachnids are getting their revenge. And you're their number one target.

 

[Funky Papa]

No bugs since I moved to my apartment in the centre.

Back in the suburbs, though... ant invasion every two months. Like thousands of them marching in straight line towards any dirty dishes or the tiniest crumb. And mosquitos. Goddamned mosquitos.

Edit: Mad props to YKN for caring to differenciate arachnids from insects #racismdoneright

 

[Turin]

Not many things unnerve me. Creepy bugs are one of the things that do

Spoiler

along with dying dogs. ;_;

 

[MutFox]

Are there any devices that make bugs not want to be in proximity?
Like a certain sound range that humans can't hear or something.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Edit: Mad props to YKN for caring to differenciate arachnids from insects #racismdoneright

#myscientificmindcouldn'thelpit

Are there any devices that make bugs not want to be in proximity?
Like a certain sound range that humans can't hear or something.

I have heard of such devices. But they're probably bullshit.

 

[The_Poet]

Are there any devices that make bugs not want to be in proximity?
Like a certain sound range that humans can't hear or something.

Ive heard bugs dont like the sound of a can of RAID being shot in their direction.

 

[MutFox]

I have heard of such devices. But they're probably bullshit.

I must try it for science.

Ive heard bugs dont like the sound of a can of RAID being shot in their direction.

Sniffing Raid is bad for your health...
I think.

 

[Turin]

Ive heard bugs dont like the sound of a can of RAID being shot in their direction.

Me neither.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The struggle it took to get this avatar to appear transparent on here.

I have been through some shit.

 

[Turin]

For like a quarter second I thought that was Bruce Lee.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

My avatar isn't only the best avatar on GAF (now Halo is banned), the transparency is second to none.

The detail of seeing every strand of her wonderous mane is quite frankly sexual.

Thank you based Coreda.

My crimbo avy is totes amazeballs too:

I might replicate the pose for RPJ.

 

[You Know Nothing]

#sexc

Will probably buy as I've never played RE1.

 

[Funky Papa]

I was trying to fit a new pot of hair wax inside my bathroom's cabinet and shit just hit me like a ton of bricks.

• Three different deodorants
• Two moisturizers
• Three skin care creams
• Cotton pads.
• Two aftershave lotions
• Seven kinds of cologne
• Three trimming and shaving implements
• Three different scissors
• A file
• Two tweezers
• Hair gel
• Hair wax

And that's just just the first drawer. I'm taking more care of myself at 34 than I ever did before. Take my man card now, metrosexuals won.

 

[Linius]

That looks massively organized.

 

[You Know Nothing]

As a gay man, I don't recognize 99% of what's in that drawer.