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[zeemumu]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every night I break my arms. I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every night I break my arms. I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Spongebob references are the best ones.

 

[zeemumu]

Should I watch Hook or Jumanji or one of Robin Williams comedy routines?

Bicentennial Man is too sad right now.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Should I watch Hook or Jumanji or one of Robin Williams comedy routines?

Bicentennial Man is too sad right now.

Mrs. Doubtfire yo.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Querls, I'm finally completely catching up on Game of Thrones.

Time to scratch it off the list goddammit.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Querls, I'm finally completely catching up on Game of Thrones.

Time to scratch it off the list goddammit.

Where did you leave off?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Petyr's voice is fucking ridiculous and I am not here for it.

Where did you leave off?

Episode three. :negman:

I obviously won't catch up all the way tn but it will happen in a few days.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Petyr's voice is fucking ridiculous and I am not here for it.



Episode three. :negman:

I obviously won't catch up all the way tn but it will happen in a few days.

Prepare for Ygritte. ;_;

 

[Smiley90]

.;

you're the worst kind of person

 

[Wazzy]

Welcome back too YKN

I need to take that View test

The View: WHAT THE HELL I'M ELIZABETH? HOW? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

 

[Kwixotik]

I'm approaching the end of Mother 3

Do I play Chrono Trigger, FFVI, or Child of Light next? Or do I abandon video games for a while and get back into movies or books or something? Decisions are hard.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sept sex scene is more disturbing in some ways and less disturbing in others.

Spoiler

Jaime is a lot more violent and rapey during that scene than he was in the book. On the other hand, there's a lack of menstrual blood.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm approaching the end of Mother 3

Do I play Chrono Trigger, FFVI, or Child of Light next? Or do I abandon video games for a while and get back into movies or books or something? Decisions are hard.

Chrono Trigger

 

[Transhuman]

According to this wearing a- um.. bra.. actually increases the risk of- um... sagginess.

The researchers believed that wearing bras prevented the growth of breast tissue, which lead to deterioration of the muscles that support the breasts. If you don't wear a bra, the muscles are worked-out more, the findings suggest.

Holster your tits at your own risk.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Another problem women have to struggle with that men never have to.

Bless my Y chromosome privilege.

 

[Kwixotik]

Another problem women have to struggle with that men never have to.

Bless my Y chromosome privilege.

Do balls get saggier with age?

 

[Transhuman]

That's what botox is for.

 

[Clydefrog]

Welcome back too YKN

I need to take that View test

The View: WHAT THE HELL I'M ELIZABETH? HOW? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

ahahahahahaha

 

[Clydefrog]

Another problem women have to struggle with that men never have to.

Bless my Y chromosome privilege.

it really is astounding how easy us guys have it when women can list the "feminine things" they have to deal with.

...until you get socked straight in the balls.

and then they stick it right back at you with child birth.

it's ALWAYS going to hurt getting hit in the balls but my balls are NEVER going to expand and give birth to a human.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Do balls get saggier with age?

Probably.

I've always found low hangers pretty hot. #TMI

it really is astounding how easy us guys have it when women can list the "feminine things" they have to deal with.

...until you get socked straight in the balls.

and then they stick it right back at you with child birth.

it's ALWAYS going to hurt getting hit in the balls but my balls are NEVER going to expand and give birth to a human.

I've only ever been legit hit in the nuts 4 real one time in my life.

I felt like my groin was going to burst out of my body.

 

[Clydefrog]

I've only ever been legit hit in the nuts 4 real one time in my life.

I felt like my groin was going to burst out of my body.

you must be an only child

 

[MutFox]

I've been nutted pretty bad several times in my life...
Last memorable one was last year, playing dodgeball... ;_;

 

[Smiley90]

I've been nutted pretty bad several times in my life...
Last memorable one was last year, playing dodgeball... ;_;

I agree, been nutted badly several times. Hasn't happened in a while, thankfully. I think last time my coworker accidentally elbow-nutted me while turning on a chair.

I've had a girl tell me "I've always wanted to kick a guy in the nuts, can I kick you?" and I nope'd SO hard.

 

[The_Poet]

Balls in the balls are a key training method in football.

 

[You Know Nothing]

you must be an only child

I have a younger brother.

Incidentally, he was the one who legit hit me in the nuts.

I've had a girl tell me "I've always wanted to kick a guy in the nuts, can I kick you?" and I nope'd SO hard.

Uh... yeah that's a no.

I don't like that much pain.

 

[AcridMeat]

I've had a girl tell me "I've always wanted to kick a guy in the nuts, can I kick you?" and I nope'd SO hard.

She sounds nice.

Oh and friend I was going to be in Seattle with and then go up to Vancouver with backed out, so no Vancouver for me. :/

 

[Clydefrog]

I'll be in Tahoe from Friday - Sunday.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Download the demo smelly

Even Jacob screamed at it a few times. :lol :lol

 

[Smiley90]

She sounds nice.

Oh and friend I was going to be in Seattle with and then go up to Vancouver with backed out, so no Vancouver for me. :/

YOU'RE THE WORST

I TOLD YOU YOU CAN CRASH MY PLACE

Download the demo smelly

Even Jacob screamed at it a few times. :lol :lol

fuck no. I hate horror movies. I'd die playing that.

 

[Funky Papa]

According to this wearing a- um.. bra.. actually increases the risk of- um... sagginess.



Holster your tits at your own risk.

*suggestively raises an eyebrow*

 

[wsoxfan1214]

No you wouldn't. Play it during the day.

 

[Clydefrog]

fuck no. I hate horror movies. I'd die playing that.

pussy.jpeg

 

[AcridMeat]

I'll be in Tahoe from Friday - Sunday.

You aren't going to be saying hello as you pass through my area are you. Dick.

YOU'RE THE WORST

I TOLD YOU YOU CAN CRASH MY PLACE

I know I am but in my current situation it wasn't looking like I was going to regardless. Should travel down to Seattle that PAX weekend though.

 

[You Know Nothing]

pussy.jpeg

seconded.tiff

 

[Wazzy]

Demo for what?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Demo for what?

PT. Horror game with Kojima, Guillermo Del Toro and the actor of Darryl from TWD in it.

On the ps4.

You should get one.

 

[Clydefrog]

Demo for what?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Damn.

I need a PSQuatro now.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Damn.

I need a PSQuatro now.

You do.

 

[Wazzy]

PT. Horror game with Kojima, Guillermo Del Toro and the actor of Darryl from TWD in it.

On the ps4.

You should get one.

Isn't it SH? Isn't PT something else?

What dis be?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Isn't it SH? Isn't PT something else?


What dis be?

It is, but no. PT was a playable teaser and the ending revealed what it was.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just noticed a bite on my leg and a relatively fresh one just above my ass.

WHAT IS FEEDING ON ME?

 

[Funky Papa]

Just noticed a bite on my leg and a relatively fresh one just above my ass.

WHAT IS FEEDING ON ME?

The Strain's worms.

Youarealreadysmooth.gif

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can I be hairy instead?

 

[The_Poet]

I'm tempted to buy Jazzpunk on sale on steam. its £4, anyone played it?

 

[zeemumu]

Oh boy, I finally get to make an obligatory birthday thread.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh god

Why did I get drunk last night

I started with a fucking Long Island Ice Tea as well

What's wrong with me

 

[You Know Nothing]

Damn, English to the the bone.

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK.

 

[Funky Papa]

So now I have the shits on top of my week long nausea.

I guess my mission in life is to look like Aphex Twin in Come to Daddy.

 

[The_Poet]

So now I have the shits on top of my week long nausea.

I guess my mission in life is to look like Aphex Twin in Come to Daddy.

You might be pregnant.