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[Kater]

The most narcissistic thing I've ever read. I'd take the $50. Though I agree with people saying no I'd play games instead. The ultimate co-op partner.

Actually if I could have 3 copies of myself I could play all of these amazing local multi games oh man.

Pfff, 50 Dollars are nothing when you can have the perfect sex partner who knows exactly what you want.

The OP of that "would you have sex with yourself" thread:

Female me? You'd have to pry me with boiling water. I'm not even kidding

I knew you two would say yes.

#hornbros



I would too. I would do the dirtiest things with myself.

 

[AcridMeat]

Pfff, 50 Dollars are nothing when you can have the perfect sex partner who knows exactly what you want.

That'll pay for the ticket and transportation getting to this incredible DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist tour. They have Afrika Bambaataa's vinyls it's going to be amazing. Way better than seeing my dick from another perspective.

 

[Turin]

Space Lion - Cowboy Bebop OST

You're going to carry that weight.

Spoiler

You think Spike died at the end?

Just about to head out to PAX <3

Hah! Enjoy man.

The OP of that "would you have sex with yourself" thread:

Fanboyed a little just now.

Spoiler

Even though I think the show is greater than the movies.

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I'm about to show the rest of the world my pale, freshly shaved belly. Have fun and wish me luck, GAF.

Unrelated nightmare:

This is now my dream girl.

Name?

 

[TCRS]

Space Lion - Cowboy Bebop OST

great last song for today.

I love deep house:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr-uev4A78s (video probably nsfw)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

*adds prawns to the list of things I can't eat*

 

[Toa TAK]

*adds prawns to the list of things I can't eat*

 

[You Know Nothing]

Jennifer Lawrence nudes have leaked.

Em on suicide watch.

 

[zeemumu]

Jennifer Lawrence nudes have leaked.

Em on suicide watch.

Not just her, apparently. Everyone's nudes have leaked. Someone hacked the cloud from what I can tell and stole a sizable amount of celebrity nudes and put them up for sale.

The lesson here is don't send nudes.

 

[Toa TAK]

Not just her, apparently. Everyone's nudes have leaked. Someone hacked the cloud from what I can tell and stole a sizable amount of celebrity nudes and put them up for sale.

All that hype about THE CLOUD only for it to get hacked?

Disappointed.

Also, my afternoon has been made.

 

[Clydefrog]

Jennifer Lawrence nudes have leaked.

Em on suicide watch.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Jennifer Lawrence nudes have leaked.

Em on suicide watch.

I AM GOING TO RIP THE COLLECTIVE ANUS OF 4CHAN OUT THROUGH THEIR PROVERBIAL MOUTHS.

 

[Professor Beef]

Jennifer Lawrence nudes have leaked.

Em on suicide watch.

Just saw them

 

[You Know Nothing]

Not just her, apparently. Everyone's nudes have leaked. Someone hacked the cloud from what I can tell and stole a sizable amount of celebrity nudes and put them up for sale.

The lesson here is don't send nudes.

A lesson I stick to tbh.

 

[zeemumu]

I AM GOING TO RIP THE COLLECTIVE ANUS OF 4CHAN OUT THROUGH THEIR PROVERBIAL MOUTHS.

Don't do it, Em. They're too powerful to take on directly.

 

[Toa TAK]

Don't do it, Em. They're too powerful to take on directly.

Nah, let her. We need a good cyber-space David & Goliath story.

 

[Clydefrog]

the boobs were great

amen

 

[TCRS]

Jennifer Lawrence nudes have leaked.

Em on suicide watch.

holy mother of unf. so hawt.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She has a better body than I do, but my boobs are bigger.

So...draw?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Let's not talk about that aspect of it please gentlemen.

 

[zeemumu]

I legitimately wasn't expecting this because I didn't even know that she was dating someone. I'm sure she'll play it off somehow. Sucks that she was singled out in this mass-leak, though.

 

[Toa TAK]

So hey, is there anything to play on the Xbox One? I just got mine and was wondering if there is anything to play on it that I can't play on my 360. ;_;

 

[zeemumu]

Super Time Force, Dead Rising 3...I think that's it.

 

[Windam]

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

GO LOOK AT MY FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC

 

[Clydefrog]

i don't know what to do for dinner

 

[Toa TAK]

Gah. At least STF will be free Tuesday.

Dead Rising 3 is going to have to wait, though.

 

[You Know Nothing]

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

GO LOOK AT MY FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC

Awesome, breh.

 

[Windam]

Awesome, breh.

Do you Like it?

I have the goofiest smile because I was so excited :'3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Do you Like it? :'3

I love it which is why I won't be 'liking' it.

 

[Windam]

I love it which is why I won't be 'liking' it.

I typed that on my phone sorry but you should Like it anyway

 

[Josh with a J]

i don't know what to do for dinner

Thank you for reminding me I need to eat dinner. I'm so off waking up so late in the day.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I typed that on my phone sorry but you should Like it anyway

I'm losing it at Nick's photoshop rn.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

HMMMMMMT

 

[You Know Nothing]

HMMMMMMT

What is this referring to?

 

[Windam]

I meet Elijah Wood and get him to hug me and Ariana Grande has nudes leaked all in one day. Wow.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What is this referring to?

Oh didn't you already ask this question?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I meet Elijah Wood and get him to hug me and Ariana Grande has nudes leaked all in one day. Wow.

Oh god, that demon's nudes have leaked too?

(puke)

Oh didn't you already ask this question?

Yes.

ANSWERS NOW.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hmmm...

 

[Windam]

Oh god, that demon's nudes have leaked too?

(puke)

Talentless or not, would.

 

[Professor Beef]

J.Law is just a beauty...

 

[Josh with a J]

I meet Elijah Wood and get him to hug me and Ariana Grande has nudes leaked all in one day. Wow.

Whoaaa? You actually met Frodo?

 

[Toa TAK]

Is there not a list of who's been leaked yet?

 

[Windam]

Whoaaa? You actually met Frodo?

Yup! Got a photo with him, told him I love him (twice), and got him to hug me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Is there not a list of who's been leaked yet?

I dunno, but man. The HG fandom on Tumblr is freaking the fuck out right now.

 

[Josh with a J]

Yup! Got a photo with him, told him I love him (twice), and got him to hug me.

Wow that's so cool! I'm going to pretend one of those I love yous was for me to him.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Talentless or not, would.

I wouldn't say she's talentless. She can actually sing but her technique is shit. She runs out breath so easily, can't enunciate for shit, her high notes are shrill and awkward.

However, she's just an awful person in general. At least based on certain fan encounters with her. Just a slime covered piece of filth.

 

[Toa TAK]

I dunno, but man. The HG fandom on Tumblr is freaking the fuck out right now.

Oh my God, I would love to see that.

Now is one of those times where I should get a tumblr and go at it. Muahaha.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The bigger list of apparent nude-leak victims:

Aly and AJ Michalka, Aubrey Plaza, Abby Elliott, Avril Lavigne, Amber Heard, Brie Larson, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevigne, Emily Ratjakowski, Farrah Abraham, Gabrielle Union, Hayden Pannettiere, Hope Solo, Hillary Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Kayley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Kate Bosworth, Keke Palmer, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Dunst, Krysten Ritter, Lea Michele, Lizzy Caplan, Mary Kate Olsen, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rihanna, Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Wynona Ryder, Alison Brie and Dave Franco.

 

[You Know Nothing]

DAVE FRANCO.

I'm crying. He's so much hotter than James.