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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Speaking of teens. My workmate today thought I was 19. I laughed and laughed. Then she didn't believe my actual age ;__;
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Holy shit you've only been posting for two years? Whaaaaaat?
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Boom
My boy Kenji is not amused you didn't make a song about him.
DOGGY!!!!!!! :3
Play VIII and IX. Just ignore the evil wretches who say otherwise. They eat puppies afterall.
Same
Gatdamn!!!
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
...I feel like I've been surprised by this before, but still whaaaat.
I would've been around earlier, but I didn't get a proper email address until I went to uni. Not that much earlier, only a couple of months, but I could've been +5 years by this point
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Fuck you, I still have a mop full of hair. My temples are a bit deep now that I keep it extra short, but they've always been like that, so I'm not worried.
Seeing my balding friends makes me fucking paranoid. Oh God oh God oh God.
Count your blessings, querl. From 18 and until very recently I looked about 4 years younger than I actually was. Compared to my "age corrected" friends, my skin, hair and general tone is so ridicuously better it's not even funny. Not a single gray hair, neither.
Many guys and gals go to the dogs after 26. It's sudden, brutal and make up can only do so much about it. Be glad you look younger than you are!
NinjaBoiX
Member
Papa, embrace the baldness mane. Don't deny the inevitable, it's just means you're 110% man overflowing with testosterone.
Nice mental image that is.
Oh man, Hayley sinking her claws in, fuuuccc...
Nice mental image that is.
She's just a GAF babby.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Fuck baldness. I'd rather transplant my pubes than going smooth.
If it ever comes to that, I'm growing a massive beard to compensate.
Wow, I've been posting longer than she has. Whaaaat.
Chuckie
Member
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
She has 13 year old girl nails to go with her figure
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Awww, he's jealous
The older ones were nicer and more organized when it came to things like cons and such.
I was such a paragon *chug*
Sorry that I didn't answer these sooner. My store decided to increase our hours to 11:00 so I didn't get home until about midnight so I ended up passing out on my bed right after I finished typing this.
I did figure out how I want to decorate my house for Halloween this year, though. Usually we put web on the front entrance so that people have to go around. This year I'm thinking that we make a sort of web funnel around the entrance, cover the web in fake spiders, and put a giant fake spider on the part of the roof that's right above the door and get 8 red LED lights to arrange on it in the shape of eyes, then get a playlist of nothing but spider sounds and thunder and one strobe light that will go off periodically in tune with the thunder, so when it flashes, anyone walking up to my door will get a brief glance around them and see that they're surrounded by spiders. If it works correctly, everyone will be too creeped out to come to the door and I'll get to keep the candy.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
She has 13 year old girl nails to go with her figure
shots fired
Just look at Harrelson or Statham, they both look good without hair and minimal beard. No need to worry.
But bald plus beard can be attractive too.
Oh yeah. :3
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Yeah, when you are ripped, have a beautifully crafted skull and a chiseled jaw, you can rock the bald look like a motherfucker.
ALAS.
ALAS.
NinjaBoiX
Member
She has 13 year old girl nails to go with her figure
Nah, Papa just be chattin' shit. I know he would drag his cock through three miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I'm coming up on a year and a half on GAF. No lurking.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Pretty much the same as me, though maybe I only lurked for about a year before joining.
(change the avatar dude, it gives me the weirdest boner ever)
Josh with a J
Member
So god damn tired :/
Edit: afternoon
Edit: afternoon
Same here.
Josh with a J
Member
Decided to just say fuck it and just grabbed a ps4 and Destiny from BB.
For a second there, I thought you were referring to BlueBadger instead of Best Buy.
Josh with a J
Member
My bad. Should've of said Amazon's show room or something.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Today I realized that I actually have a shirt like Ashley Johnson's too. :negman:
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Wtf are you calling me a robot
Well technically they're cyborgs, not androids, but I only meant appearance-wise.
My dog keeps trying to get a cookie from me because he's too picky to eat his own food.
Josh with a J
Member
Whoa a celebrity in here
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Well technically they're cyborgs, not androids, but I only meant appearance-wise.
My dog keeps trying to get a cookie from me because he's too picky to eat his own food.
I'm just teasin
I'm just teasin
Well according to Spongebob, robots don't have a sense of humor and can't laugh, so I guess you're not one...but you are affiliated with dragons...
How do I know you're not with the Black Dragonflight?
Josh with a J
Member
Can't un-see the similarities to Android 18 now that zeemumu mentioned it.
Android 18 is awesome.
That's a really cute dog!
Josh with a J
Member
Assassin's Creed one looks the coolest to me.
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