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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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Turin

Banned
Toasted pb&j with brown sugar

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Welp

Four more to go

Adam enjoyed the movie quite a bit. He thinks Kristen Stewart is a phenomenal actress and her performance as Bella is just divine. Wow. What a film. We are both in awe. Truly.
 
WHEN I'M WITH YOU
I FEEL A DIFFERENT HUNGER
YOU HELD MY HAND AND YOU DIDN'T LET GO
I'M GONNA KISS YOU NOW I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
AND IT'S TRUE, OO- OO
THERE'S AN EIGHTH WORLD WONDER
AND FROM NOW ON

YOU'RE NOT AS LONELY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
I'M TRYIN' TO TELL YOU
ANYTHIN' YOU WANT BOY
I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
WE COULD FALL IN LOVE AND I COULD BE YOUR SWEETIE
ANY TIME OF DAY BOY
I'LL BE YOUR DISTRACTION
WE COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN
I COULD BE YOUR SWEETIE, SWEETIE YEAH
YOU'RE NOT AS LONELY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
I'M TRYIN' TO TELL YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT BOY
I COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN
AND I COULD BE YOUR SWEETIE
 
TOO DRUNK.

BABY I AM PLUMP AND RIPE
I'M PINKER THAN SHEPHERD'S DELIGHT
SWEET LIKE HONEYSUCKLE LATE AT NIGHT
LEAVE IT TOO LONG
I'LL GO ROT LIKE AN APPLE YOU FORGOT
BIRDS AND WORMS WILL COME FOR ME
THE CYCLE OF LIFE IS COMPLETE
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Closed down the club at 8 am in the morning.

I'm still not fully recovered, but it may have something to do with the impromptu invention of the TEQUIMEISTER shot.

Somebody take mercy and end my suffering.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'm assuming tequila and Jaegermeister

May god have mercy on your soul

You assume right. Also, I'm afraid it's too late for that.

I hadn't eaten anything solid besides some pineapple in all day, so I called a friend for some midnight tapas and a quick beer. Shortly after we met with some acquaintances and went on to run a bonafide barathon which saw the consumption of:

One tall glass vodka + orange
One tall glass of Martini bianco + lemon
One tall glass of Malibu + coke
One tall glass of rum + coke
Three tequimeister shots
One vodka shot
One Corona (for cleansing)

The waitress actually invited us to the last round and the beer and we ended up having a few laughs while closing the club.

My liver hates me.

And I believe I have plans for tonight already.

Edit: My throat is SO SORE. Jesus. The tequimeister felt like rubbing alcohol passing through it.

Edit 2: Nice nurse!
 
Josh Exposed

#rekt

You assume right. Also, I'm afraid it's too late for that.

I hadn't eaten anything solid besides some pineapple in all day, so I called a friend for some midnight tapas and a quick beer. Shortly after we met with some acquaintances and went on to run a bonafide barathon which saw the consumption of:

One tall glass vodka + orange
One tall glass of Martini bianco + lemon
One tall glass of Malibu + coke
One tall glass of rum + coke
Three tequimeister shots
One vodka shot
One Corona (for cleansing)

The waitress actually invited us to the last round and the beer and we ended up having a few laughs while closing the club.

My liver hates me.

And I believe I have plans for tonight already.

Edit: My throat is SO SORE. Jesus. The tequimeister felt like rubbing alcohol passing through it.

Edit 2: Nice nurse!

Love yourself.
 
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