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[Smiley90]

I WONDER IF I SHOULD GO TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP TOMORROW, IT'S LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM WHERE I LIVE

 

[You Know Nothing]

I WONDER IF I SHOULD GO TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP TOMORROW, IT'S LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM WHERE I LIVE

Do it, breh.

Wood b kewl.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I WONDER IF I SHOULD GO TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP TOMORROW, IT'S LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM WHERE I LIVE

Sounds like a laugh.

Sounds fucking hilarious tbh.

 

[Smiley90]

Do it, breh.

Wood b kewl.

I'll take pics

nothing nerdy about wood between your legs amirite

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'll take pics

nothing nerdy about wood between your legs amirite

Wood is everything.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I need to record another drunk video soon.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Jake, would you ever sleep with a woman?

And I don't just mean sliding your willy in and out of her until you do a sex wee, I mean proper lovin' with all that other good shit that goes along with it.

 

[Smiley90]

Jake, would you ever sleep with a woman?

And I don't just mean sliding your willy in and out of her until you do a sex wee, I mean proper lovin' with all that other good shit that goes along with it.

Does he have to kiss her? I feel like that'd be harder. (not talking about his dick)

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Does he have to kiss her? I feel like that'd be harder. (not talking about his dick)

Yup, on the mouth, bewbs, vag, everything.

"All that other good shit that goes along with it."

 

[Smiley90]

Yup, on the mouth, bewbs, vag, everything.

"All that other good shit that goes along with it."

who said kissing goes along with it?

and who said oral goes along with it?

also, everyone likes boobs. right?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like bewbs. I cannot lie.

Jake, would you ever sleep with a woman?

And I don't just mean sliding your willy in and out of her until you do a sex wee, I mean proper lovin' with all that other good shit that goes along with it.

I'm not sure.

I feel like I could do anything when I feel like this tbh.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

who said kissing goes along with it?

and who said oral goes along with it?

Uptight sex is shit.

also, everyone likes boobs. right?

Bewbs are just amazing, it doesn't even have to be a sexual thing. One of the nicest, most comforting moments of my life was when I was really ill years ago and my GF came round to take care of me. She had this thick pink wooly sweater on and we just lay on top of my bed with her just cradled my tired head in her boobs, this soft, warm, vanilla smelling embrace, all the while hearing her gentle heartbeat through the material.

I never wanted to leave, I felt like I was back in the womb.

 

[Halo 2]

Finally my Internet works

 

[You Know Nothing]

Bewbs are just amazing, it doesn't even have to be a sexual thing. One of the nicest, most comforting moments of my life was when I was really ill years ago and my GF came round to take care of me. She had this thick pink wooly sweater on and we just lay on top of my bed with her just cradled my tired head in her boobs, this soft, warm, vanilla smelling embrace, all the while hearing her gentle heartbeat through the material.

I never wanted to leave, I felt like I was back in the womb.

I dig it.

 

[Funky Papa]

Uptight sex is shit.

Bewbs are just amazing, it doesn't even have to be a sexual thing. One of the nicest, most comforting moments of my life was when I was really ill years ago and my GF came round to take care of me. She had this thick pink wooly sweater on and we just lay on top of my bed with her just cradled my tired head in her boobs, this soft, warm, vanilla smelling embrace, all the while hearing her gentle heartbeat through the material.

I never wanted to leave, I felt like I was back in the womb.

That's one thristy man.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I feel like I wouldn't be opposed to eating pussy while drunk.

 

[Halo 2]

I feel like I wouldn't be opposed to eating pussy while drunk.

itssssss gr9

 

[Funky Papa]

I feel like I wouldn't be opposed to eating pussy while drunk.

This is the most ungay thing I've ever heard.

Also, you may be the only gay person I know that's not afraid of the gash.

 

[Funky Papa]

Jesus, those Doom impressions from Quakecon...

Did... did id finally did it?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I feel like I wouldn't be opposed to eating pussy while drunk.

itssssss gr9

 

[Smiley90]

This is the most ungay thing I've ever heard.

Also, you may be the only gay person I know that's not afraid of the gash.

Yeah that was weird

TIDDUMS, check out my PC parts picked on the previous page plz

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is the most ungay thing I've ever heard.

Also, you may be the only gay person I know that's not afraid of the gash.

They're just fellow humans, breh.

I could do it.

 

[Smiley90]

They're just fellow humans, breh.

I could do it.

Depends on the girl, trust me.

.... just trust me on this.

 

[Halo 2]

Pussy™

 

[You Know Nothing]

Depends on the girl, trust me.

.... just trust me on this.

I will trust you because I have eaten exactly zero pussy so far.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I feel like I wouldn't be opposed to eating pussy while drunk.

Licking vaginas is great.

Do you like olives?

 

[Halo 2]

Licking vaginas is great.

Do you like olives?

#GreekPussy

Can't say I've encountered the olive variety

 

[TCRS]

olives are the best pizza topping ever.

 

[Smiley90]

Licking vaginas is great.

Do you like olives?

Olives? That's news to me

I don't really likes olives

 

[You Know Nothing]

Licking vaginas is great.

Do you like olives?

I kind of despise olives tbh.

But I will bear it.

 

[Clydefrog]

olives are the best pizza topping ever.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh god, what have I revealed ITT.

 

[Halo 2]

Oh god, what have I revealed ITT.

But do YOU suck olives!?!?!!?
#😽

 

[Clydefrog]

my wii has sat underneath my bed for like 2 years now

i have some really fun old NES/SNES games on it. but i also have that really dumb zelda ocarina game on it. i'm sorry.

i need to finish Epic Mickey....

 

[You Know Nothing]

But do YOU suck olives!?!?!!?
#😽

I'm not opposed to sucking on olives tbh.

 

[Halo 2]

I'm not opposed to sucking on olives tbh.

Green olives are the bomb.
And black olives are great for putting on fingers.


Pussy taste like happiness and angel food cake.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

#GreekPussy

Can't say I've encountered the olive variety

olives are the best pizza topping ever.

Olives? That's news to me

I don't really likes olives

I kind of despise olives tbh.

But I will bear it.

We had this discussion a few weeks back in the BritGAF whatsapp, we decided that pussy tastes a bit like olives.

 

[Wazzy]

Just got back from the Dew(pub) and phew I'm beat.

This one guy hitting on me kept spitting in my face when he talked. I also was like "you would be a cool friend!" And he's like "woah I just got friendzoned and yet I don't mind because you're pretty cool"

I wanted to be like "shut up" about friendzone stuff but he ended up being pretty nice.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just back from the Dew(pub) and phew I'm beat.

This one guy hitting on me kept spitting in my face when he talked. I also was like "you would be a cool friend!" And he's like "woah I just got friendzoned and yet I don't mind because you're pretty cool"

I wanted to be like "shut up" about friendzone stuff but he ended up being pretty nice.

lol

You're so hot Wazzy. I would be all over it if I were str8.

Ignore everything else I've posted in this topic. I promise it doesn't apply.

 

[Funky Papa]

We had this discussion a few weeks back in the BritGAF whatsapp, we decided that pussy tastes a bit like olives.

I'm starting to get concerned about GAF's experiences with the V.

 

[Halo 2]

Just got back from the Dew(pub) and phew I'm beat.

This one guy hitting on me kept spitting in my face when he talked. I also was like "you would be a cool friend!" And he's like "woah I just got friendzoned and yet I don't mind because you're pretty cool"

I wanted to be like "shut up" about friendzone stuff but he ended up being pretty nice.

If you ever need someone to hit on you while spitting in your face hit me with an ëlectrønic mail.
#😻

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Jake, it's a lot easier if you just accept it mate. It's so much easier on your constitution.

I know a few peeps who struggled coming out as straight, but with good, understanding friends and family around you you can overcome it.

Just got back from the Dew(pub) and phew I'm beat.

This one guy hitting on me kept spitting in my face when he talked. I also was like "you would be a cool friend!" And he's like "woah I just got friendzoned and yet I don't mind because you're pretty cool"

I wanted to be like "shut up" about friendzone stuff but he ended up being pretty nice.

#needy

Wazzy is very pretty.

No creep.

I'm starting to get concerned about GAF's experiences with the V.

It's a little tangy, it's hard to describe. It wasn't unanimous, but a concensus was reached.

Feel free to offer a more suitable alternative.

 

[Halo 2]

David o Reilly is the bomb.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxPyN6IK1tM

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm starting to get the shivers. Withdrawal begins. I need to drink some water.

 

[Clydefrog]

David o Reilly is the bomb.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxPyN6IK1tM

...

i just took a break at 10 mins into it.

this.is.amazing

 

[You Know Nothing]

God is real.

 

[Clydefrog]

i can't even.

that was awesome

still didn't have any silly hats though

and my anus is still bleeding

 

[You Know Nothing]

and my anus is still bleeding

Take it easy on the anal play tbh.

 

[Funky Papa]

Electric Six's Kukuxumushu is too damn good. The entire album is.