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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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WhereAreMahDragonz

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Yo so my coworker insinuated that my friend was a whore and I just went OFF on him

he was then like "I didn't mean it like that" and I no joke told him to shut the fuck up and walked away
 
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Jobbs

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trab pu kcip said:
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Quack quack

I had no food to give them. Some friend I am :(

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Vazra

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LOL I found funny also people praise Uncharted writing when the characters are pretty one dimentional but Naughty Gods shhh
 
Halcyon

Halcyon

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This morning driving in I saw ahead of me some birds landing on what looked like roadkill. It ended up being a hawk who was perched on the carcass, as two crows tried to land. The hawk flapped his wings and the crows fucked right off.

It was pretty badass.
 
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marrec

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Halcyon said:
This morning driving in I saw ahead of me some birds landing on what looked like roadkill. It ended up being a hawk who was perched on the carcass, as two crows tried to land. The hawk flapped his wings and the crows fucked right off.

It was pretty badass.
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That's metal as fuck.
 
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SystemBug

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So this goose family recently had like baby's so when I ever I go for a walk I make sure to check up on em.

The witcher is sexist thread got me all flipped yo
 
Halcyon

Halcyon

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marrec said:
That's metal as fuck.
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There's a bald eagle nest slightly north of Meadville on 79 by this marsh with a bunch of dead tree trunks poking out. Everyday I drive past and look for the eagle. He's occasionally perched on one of the trunks, or gliding around. It's real easy to pick him out too. His head is super white against the dead trees.
 
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Jobbs

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zeemumu said:
No she's right. They're assholes.
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Geese are monogamous (this was probably a little goose man and wife) and they never remarry if one dies.

How can they be assholes?

We met because they were in the road and I said "get out of the road, dummies" and then they came straight for me

Cutest thing ever

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zeemumu

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Jobbs said:
Geese are monogamous (this was probably a little goose man and wife) and they never remarry if one dies.

How can they be assholes?

We met because they were in the road and I said "get out of the road, dummies" and then they came straight for me

Cutest thing ever

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They're mean.
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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marrec said:
I hate people too, I hope you made that guy cry.
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He like...didn't even try to apologize. He just straight up was like "I didn't mean it like that." And he hasn't really talked to me since.

I don't give a fuck about him at all or his feelings, but we have the same circle of friends so things might get weird at the next gathering.
 
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Jobbs

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I really hate "she's a whore" "she's easy" etc type language.. REALLY triggers me.

Guys like sex, girls like sex, why is it only bad if girls have it? I know this topic has been beaten to death but I'd tell the guy to fuck off too
 
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Misha

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Jobbs said:
I really hate "she's a whore" "she's easy" etc type language.. REALLY triggers me.

Guys like sex, girls like sex, why is it only bad if girls have it? I know this topic has been beaten to death but I'd tell the guy to fuck off too
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one of my friends told me that about another friend in high school and i questioning him and corrected his spelling of whore
 
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marrec

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
He like...didn't even try to apologize. He just straight up was like "I didn't mean it like that." And he hasn't really talked to me since.

I don't give a fuck about him at all or his feelings, but we have the same circle of friends so things might get weird at the next gathering.
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Fuck that guy forever, hopefully he doesn't make shit awkward later, I hate when people can't just take the L and move on.

Would be nice if he apologized to your friend though.
 
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zeemumu

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I hate it when people want to backstep but not enough to apologize by using some variation of "I'm just sayin'..." as if that's going to make it better. Either apologize or double down on your shitty comment but don't try to back down without backing down all the way.
 
Halcyon

Halcyon

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I like to offend people then slap them in the mouth for questioning me. #alphabro #ikeandtina #getbacktosingingmj #makemeasandwich #isaidiwantedmayomom
 
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Jobbs

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Misha said:
one of my friends told me that about another friend in high school and i questioning him and corrected his spelling of whore
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You questioning him AND corrected his spelling? Good on you.

By the way, when I was talking to my friends I realized they almost certainly used some element of goose noises for the tauntauns in Empire Strikes Back.
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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marrec said:
Fuck that guy forever, hopefully he doesn't make shit awkward later, I hate when people can't just take the L and move on.

Would be nice if he apologized to your friend though.
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She's not even here. She's in Japan.

she was in tech school for our job with us and someone in our office was friends with her, and so this fuckboy made an off the cuff comment and I just about strangled him
 
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Misha

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Jobbs said:
You questioning him AND corrected his spelling? Good on you.

By the way, when I was talking to my friends I realized they almost certainly used some element of goose noises for the tauntauns in Empire Strikes Back.
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I'm very proud of 15 year old me.

I might have listened to some of my parents dumb views on religion and politics but I was always able to recognize when someone was being mean
 
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trab pu kcip

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Jobbs said:
Geese are monogamous (this was probably a little goose man and wife) and they never remarry if one dies.

How can they be assholes?

We met because they were in the road and I said "get out of the road, dummies" and then they came straight for me

Cutest thing ever

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really? I like them even more now. I want my next SO to be a goose too.
 
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FloatOn

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there is talk of "rotational scheduling"

meaning I could work longer hours some of the week and potentially earn a third day off.

four 10 hour days sound with a three day weekend sounds fucking awesome
 
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Professor Beef

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Oh god, I just heard one of my fellow trainees say "i actually think all humans are useless, therefore i'm not racist. I'm actually the least racist person alive." I figured he was joking, but thank god I don't have to interact with him, and I feel bad for the others who have to sit near him.
 
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You Know Nothing

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marrec said:
Beastiality is a bad look
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Do not disparage my good name!

Professor Beef said:
Oh god, I just heard one of my fellow trainees say "i actually think all humans are useless, therefore i'm not racist. I'm actually the least racist person alive." I figured he was joking, but thank god I don't have to interact with him, and I feel bad for the others who have to sit near him.
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Ow, the edge cut me from here.
 
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