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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
mmm kind of, i'm a lot more shy irl but i'm still pretty funny and crack jokes all the time

i also don't really give a fuck about a lot of things so I'll just jump right in to situations (good or bad) which is kind of like gaf me but I'm a lot more compassionate in person and will deadass offer a stranger a ride home if they need it

i'm exactly like how i am in my videos except there's a hidden layer of insecurity / softness that not many people see, i've got a big heart but people suck and take advantage of it all the time which makes me jaded and angry and bitter
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I deadass wouldn't.
 
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Jobbs

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I deadass rescued a turtle from the road once and another time rescued a caterpiller from the road

would you rather watch "the doover" or run backwards naked through a sword factory
 
SolVanderlyn

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GAF selves, and internet selves, really, are a combination of who you can't be in real life and who you'd rather be.

Or it's just an extension of your usual self if you've an unusually pure personality

I don't talk a lot IRL. I'm the same internally but people don't see it because I'm the quiet guy
 
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SolVanderlyn said:
GAF selves, and internet selves, really, are a combination of who you can't be in real life and who you'd rather be.

Or it's just an extension of your usual self if you've an unusually pure personality

I don't talk a lot IRL. I'm the same internally but people don't see it because I'm the quiet guy
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idk I'm probably more or less what you'd expect

I talk a lot and I'm funny
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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Ugh, I have to finish Age of Adaline this weekend. I hope I can endure the final forty minutes all at once.

Jobbs said:
idk I'm probably more or less what you'd expect

I talk a lot and I'm funny
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Hopefully funnier in person.

( I promise I'm not this much of a bitch in real life.)
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
oh i know it's fine for now but then i think about my dad and how he used to have bad drinking habits / anger issues and i'm like i don't wanna be like that

im terrified of hurting people
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We all hurt people. You'll hurt yourself more if you refuse to accept that.

#tequilatruth
 
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I think Em is fucking sexy

On other news: Planning the trip to such an expensive country like Japan is frustrating and tedious
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

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ok call me rude but a girl i used to be friends with just posted a vid on fb of her doing push ups and she's like...not even going down all the way? she's just kind of flopping around and not getting the 90 degree bend in her elbows

i mean i'm drunk as hell and I bet i could do better push ups
 
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Up to no good.

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Ceallach

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WhereAreMahDragonz said:
ok call me rude but a girl i used to be friends with just posted a vid on fb of her doing push ups and she's like...not even going down all the way? she's just kind of flopping around and not getting the 90 degree bend in her elbows

i mean i'm drunk as hell and I bet i could do better push ups
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It's part of your job, tbf
 
SolVanderlyn

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Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Everyone's admiring boobs and here I am wondering how you get your hair to be so luxurious and fabulous

I'm a #loser
 
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Jobbs

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I am pretty good at pushups but I suck dick (is that inappropriate to say? I'm not sure anymore) at pullups.

I can do 3 reps of pullups on a good day
 
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Just had to demo something that was very clearly not finished and broken because devs always have to fucking overcomplicate things and don't test things properly and think they're always right and argh

I now have 4 and a half days to fix everything before moving onto another project

I'm actually half tempted to ask for overtime pay to sort this shit out over the weekend
 
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RobotNinjaHornets said:
Just had to demo something that was very clearly not finished and broken because devs always have to fucking overcomplicate things and don't test things properly and think they're always right and argh
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That's why you should always have independent testers.
Devs can create wonderful stuff but you cannot trust them to test their shit properly.
 
Ceallach

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Jobbs said:
I am pretty good at pushups but I suck dick (is that inappropriate to say? I'm not sure anymore) at pullups.

I can do 3 reps of pullups on a good day
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Hit the gym. Get those gains up.

I have my nieces this weekend. So I have my partner in crime Utena, shes 12 but the most awesome person ever. Also have Phaydora, the super crazy 3 year old who is the cutest ever.

And its beach season!
 
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Tence said:
That's why you should always have independent testers.
Devs can create wonderful stuff but you cannot trust them to test their shit properly.
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I fucking hate developers

One of the contractors decided that some of our files are getting too big so made a load of service files which just contain the same fucking methods but IT'S IN A DIFFERENT FILE NOW IT'S NEATER I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
WhereAreMahDragonz said:
quadruplets because trab
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Related to trab... not sure how to feel about this

Ceallach said:
Hit the gym. Get those gains up.

I have my nieces this weekend. So I have my partner in crime Utena, shes 12 but the most awesome person ever. Also have Phaydora, the super crazy 3 year old who is the cutest ever.

And its beach season!
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I feel like you live in a different universe where everyone's names are way cooler
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
WhereAreMahDragonz said:
it didn't stop jaime and cersei and it sure as hell won't stop me
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damn

soyou'retellingmethere'sachance.gif

j/k

Should I grow my hair out again

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Either this or get it cut super short and never look back
 
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