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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Misha

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ATgranadier apparently you can get a play of the game in overwatch if you heard them so much. Zenyettas ult is the only thing that really makes it possible in a short period of time. They probably assign point values to damage dealt, damage healed, eliminations, revives, and maybe even damage blocked (though I haven't seen one of those yet)
 

MutFox

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Either way I wouldn't consider it "on sale" if you could already buy it cheaper. It's going to be at least 40$ for a long time

Oh yeah, it'll be years I'd think.
I have seen cheap PC Blizzard games at retail stores in the past,
but again, it was years later. :p
 

Jobbs

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I tend to pick characters I like then focus on them for a while. I've mastered D.Va and Pharah. I'm trying to decide who to try next. Thinking Junkrat because his shit looks cheap/annoying/fun.

The last Mario Party game for the Wii is more expensive than Overwatch.

I like knowing most my Nintendo games will always be worth something

Ha, ha, wow.

This is what I hate about Nintendo games.

This is what I love about Nintendo games. If I buy, like, say -- Assassin's Creed Whatever (Fuck AC, but just as an example). It'll be worth $10 in six months. It's ridiculous. It makes you not want to buy new games
 

zeemumu

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I'm trying to get decent with at least one character from each category to be able to fill in when my team needs a specific role, but it seems like I actually am maining Tracer right now. I'm getting better at using her and I'm pretty good in 1v1 against most characters, even other Tracers.

Right now it's looking like Tracer for offense, Widowmaker for defense, Reinhardt for tanking, and Lucio for healing. I need a lot more practice with Widowmaker and Lucio.
 

Jobbs

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I'm trying to get decent with at least one character from each category to be able to fill in when my team needs a specific role, but it seems like I actually am maining Tracer right now. I'm getting better at using her and I'm pretty good in 1v1 against most characters, even other Tracers.

Right now it's looking like Tracer for offense, ??? for defense, Reinhardt for tanking, and Lucio for healing.

I've already gotten a feel for what most the characters do because I've played quite a few matches. Only a few are still a bit mysterious and it's only because they're not picked often (the big russian woman, the floating buddhist robot, etc)

Tracer I don't like. Why? Most the time she's trash I just put to fucking sleep... But if the player is good there's nothing more annoying than Tracer, because she basically can't be beaten

I would like to imagine Misha trying to hold a conversation while in full Penguins' goalie pads and gear.

I never stop imagining this
 

Timu

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This is what I love about Nintendo games. If I buy, like, say -- Assassin's Creed Whatever (Fuck AC, but just as an example). It'll be worth $10 in six months. It's ridiculous. It makes you not want to buy new games
Lol AC. But yeah I understand what you mean, though I do love Mario Party, well, the older games at least.
 
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Deleted member 10571

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My mum thinks my tattoo's nice. Mark this down on the things I didn't expect today list.
 

Timu

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Uh oh, with Assassin's Creed being brought up I have to bash it. That series is not consistent at all! I believe you can count it's good games with just one hand! For every 1 game I like, there's 2 or more I don't like as much or at all.
 

cabot

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Blizzard games do go on sale, it's just quite rare.


Diablo III has been on sale a few times!

It's usually dependent on expansions releasing though.
 

zeemumu

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I've already gotten a feel for what most the characters do because I've played quite a few matches. Only a few are still a bit mysterious and it's only because they're not picked often (the big russian woman, the floating buddhist robot, etc)

Tracer I don't like. Why? Most the time she's trash I just put to fucking sleep... But if the player is good there's nothing more annoying than Tracer, because she basically can't be beaten

You can't play Tracer like a regular front lines damage character. She's squishy. You have to let your teammates distract the other team and then sneak in behind them using the blink. Her guns are decent enough to take out most dps characters as along as they aren't buffed, but the trick is learning to aim while constantly moving and blinking in random directions, and if you get in too deep you can use her other power to reverse the damage and regroup. She's hilariously OP in that Brawler mode where the cooldowns are lowered because you basically have infinite blink.

Tracer vs. Tracer fights are fun to do because you're both blinking around while shooting.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Blizzard games do go on sale, it's just quite rare.


Diablo III has been on sale a few times!

It's usually dependent on expansions releasing though.

Diablo 3 is garbage tho which is understandable why they lower the price on that as mucha s they have
 

Timu

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I know about Blizzard games but oddly enough I only own Starcraft 2 from that company.

And I'm not that big on RTSs either.
 

Jobbs

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My mum thinks my tattoo's nice. Mark this down on the things I didn't expect today list.

people need to get over it. it's not forever. we're all rotting away and dying. No one isn't. May as well get some artwork (funny I say this as someone with no tattoos)

Diablo 3 is garbage tho which is understandable why they lower the price on that as mucha s they have

Diablo 3 is raw garbage and it offended my very senses. I was so angry when I first played this. I was soooo into Diablo 2 when I was young. With Diablo 3 they made something that superficially looks kind of like it but is a completely soulless piece of pointless mush.

What if.... what if...

Misha has ice powers?! :0

she ices me pretty regularly so I'd say yes
 

Timu

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I'm playing through the PS1 Crash games and honestly, I like the PS1 Spyro games better.

The 1st game has a terrible save system and the 3rd game has too many vehicle stages, the 2nd game is really good though.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Mmmmm my toasts look like they got giant boogers on it.
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Banana, Brown Sugar and Honey mix
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
you just slapped together suger dude! Is that Puerto Rican cusine? If so I'll apologize
Not really but the flavors are actually different enough and its not really big amounts. Brown sugar is flavor and the honey since the one they got doesnt have much power is mostly for texture. I would have prefered baking that into cupcakes but dont have all the ingridients.
 

SystemBug

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Not really but the flavors are actually different enough and its not really big amounts. Brown sugar is flavor and the honey since the one they got doesnt have much power is mostly for texture. I would have prefered baking that into cupcakes but dont have all the ingridients.
Is it possible to bake it in the oven with the bread?
 

jb1234

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It's shit man!! It's all shitt

Other than the piglet gifs

Yeah, I think the basic gist is that there's a bunch of new people I get to corrupt (mwahahaha), lots of sex talk, way too many 50 Shades excerpts, marrec being sexy, people wanting to ride Jobb's dick (who doesn't) and zeemumu making bad driving decisions. Sounds like a FakeGAF morning to me!
 

zeemumu

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So without the music to speed up time I've had some time to think. The reason why no one believes people who post about their self validation on social media...it's because the the act of posting it to social media is already external validation, isn't it...

If it were believable, we'd see it, not hear about it when it wasn't prompted, right?
 
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