If I had a band I'd name it Miost so that people with dyslexia who hate the word Moist would be triggered.
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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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If I had a band I'd name it Miost so that people with dyslexia who hate the word Moist would be triggered.
I don't reject people.
I swallow and nice to meet you.
A pleasure. Now, more gin!
We can test this, one of my friends is dyslexic.
More dick!
I left that in my other trousers. Nightmare, I know.
There is plenty in this thread so no worries.
Does any of you dudes have a detachable penis to let cabot borrow one?
Im always this weird and lewd don't take me seriously tbh
Nerdkiller
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But I don't know anyone else named Richard.More dick!
Sorry, I've already reported you.
It's just who I am
FBI, CSI, Popo or my mom?
Please tell me not my mom!?!?!
Never had this dick?
I only know by picture but havent actually tried it
I can definitely confirm I didn't tell CSI.
I mean they don't even have a show on TV anymore, they're worthless!
But they are the ones that always find semen on the crime scene. Like seriously how many times were the victims sexually abused or they had sex before they were killed? I couldnt ever take the show seriously.
It's funny because I used to love it in my younger years. I still have an affinity for some 'case of the week' shows, but yeah CSI fell fast.
Jokes on them though, it was my semen. At every crime scene. Incompetent chucklefucks.
Chuckie
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More dick!
There is more than enough dick in this thread...if anything we need more pussy.
What if the case was something out of left field?
"We found this man mauled to death by bears in the woods. There was semen at the crime scene."
No, a completely unrelated party's semen.
What if criminals just murder people, then pull out a turkey baster full of some random person's semen and spray it all over the crime scene to throw off the detectives?
*jots down notes*
I lost track of how many land before time movies there are now
How do they get a turkey baster full of some random person's semen though?
Offer money to a homeless man or a drunk guy or a guy high and maybe they give it away like its nothing.
Live television FTW tbh.
Either get a friend who works at the sperm bank to pull some strings or hire someone to seduce a random stranger and steal the condom.
lol10
moments after I posted that, the anchor took a minute to scold the person by talking into the camera when that guy is nowhere around
perfection
Cleaning off the top of my dresser. I found some interesting stuff.
Two cursed pieces of Aztec gold, a Disneyland Starcade Token, The One Ring, The Triforce, several necklace pendants, some bead art, a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans with all of the edible flavors eaten out of it, a cards against humanity expansion pack, about $4 in change, Princess Bride playing cards, Joker playing cards, a Superfight deck, a paracord bracelet, my old decision coin, a box fashioned to look like a book containing multiple Disneyland trading pins and Loot Crate pins, a Loot Pets box with a Makin' Bacon Pancakes shirt and a shield pendant for my dog's collar, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, some game pieces for something called Slap .45, Kylo Ren Google Cardboard, An unopened DVD of The Matrix, my old Batarang multi-tool, a Gamestop receipt for Halo 5: Guardians with a pre-order code that expired in January, a Legend of Zelda sword and shield letter opener, and some nail clippers.
Two cursed pieces of Aztec gold, a Disneyland Starcade Token, The One Ring, The Triforce, several necklace pendants, some bead art, a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans with all of the edible flavors eaten out of it, a cards against humanity expansion pack, about $4 in change, Princess Bride playing cards, Joker playing cards, a Superfight deck, a paracord bracelet, my old decision coin, a box fashioned to look like a book containing multiple Disneyland trading pins and Loot Crate pins, a Loot Pets box with a Makin' Bacon Pancakes shirt and a shield pendant for my dog's collar, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, some game pieces for something called Slap .45, Kylo Ren Google Cardboard, An unopened DVD of The Matrix, my old Batarang multi-tool, a Gamestop receipt for Halo 5: Guardians with a pre-order code that expired in January, a Legend of Zelda sword and shield letter opener, and some nail clippers.
That is the most awesome thing I've heard in my life, no lie!!!
Time to start your own loot crate?
Get Doom and gift me Overwatch
EDIT: Actually get 2 Overwatch and gift me one. That way I have people to play with.
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
It already is on sale though. Only $48 on Amazon.
It just might be, Misha. It just might be...
There's also this heirloom box that I bought a while back. It took me half a year to track it down because they were always out of stock. I'd take a picture but it'd be easier to just link one.
Inside was a Galaxy S5 with a shattered screen, a unopened D23 Expo Exclusive Disney Infinity Disc that gives Mickey his Kingdom Hearts costume, and an encouraging note.
This, it's Blizzard. Well on PC.
On console you may see it in a cheap section at the end of the generation.
Retail versions of PC Overwatch might be in a cheap section at that time or later.
Overwatch. It's cheaper and replay value is higher.
Plus, yeah, Doom will likely be on sale for $35 during Black Friday/Cyber Monday this November.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
No Man's Sky announcement at 4:45pm PST.
Here's to hoping they say it is downloadable now.
Here's to hoping they say it is downloadable now.
Console or PC?
Also, given the odds, I'd think Doom would go on sale quicker than Overwatch.
It's 40$ on pc so.....
I'm sorry but I deadass have a legit four pack atm. working at the last two
just saying
fuck you fucker, hopefully the new one is interesting to you too
just saying
fuck you fucker, hopefully the new one is interesting to you too
Typical Blizzard!
That sounds awesome.
That's really tempting.
Really? That sounds sweet.
I sure hope so too, would make my day!
Either way I wouldn't consider it "on sale" if you could already buy it cheaper. It's going to be at least 40$ for a long timeCould be the origins edition, which I personally wouldn't buy.
That seems to be the case for a lot of games. Phantom Pain and AC Syndicate were both $35 on Black Friday last year, so it's a safe bet that Doom will probably follow suit unless it can maintain insane amounts of popularity for 6 more months.
yep Blizzard games are like Nintendo games
they don't go cheap any time remotely soon if ever
so just get it if you're going to get it
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