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[Jobbs]

I'd be fine with it just being impossibly hard to get a gun if a full ban is unreasonable

umm.. even measures to halt sales to people on the terrorist watch list is unreasonable right now

they are unwilling to even make a law that says "if you're on the terrorist watchlist [which also means you're unable to legally board an airplane], you can't buy a gun". Not even that is possible in our evil congress.

 

[You Know Nothing]

To the surprise of no one my conservative friends had to say something when I expressed disgust with the Senate not being able to pass those 4 gun laws last night.

"hurr durr criminals will get guns anyway..."

it's like no shit..... what was being proposed wasn't to take away your precious guns it was laws to help the authorities do their job better.

this fucking country grosses me out.

Bow to our NRA masters.

Mass shootings are the best advertising for gun manufacturers.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

confirmation bias

you want everyone to be lame so you can justify not going out with anyone

NUH-UH

Why don't you give people a chance to surprise you?

A lot of people are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

I'm a good judge of character

Spoiler

Meaning: I don't like a lot of people and tend to be able to tell when I won't like someone *cough*

EDIT:

Bow to our NRA masters.

Mass shootings are the best advertising for gun manufacturers.

~*~Capitalism~*~

 

[marrec]

I'm a good judge of character

Spoiler

Meaning: I don't like a lot of people and tend to be able to tell when I won't like someone *cough*

Listen man, I hate people too, but I realize that this comes from a sense of misplaced superiority more than anything. I think you might have those same problems tbh so I say:

Give it a chance! Find someone who looks even the least bit interesting to you (even if it's just a looks thing, don't be scared to approach someone based solely on appearances) and be OPEN to them surprising you.

I swear, everytime I open myself up to someone they turn out to be WAAAY cooler than I thought.

 

[Ceallach]

I'm gonna set an appointment to talk to the doc about it

But I really wanna improve my run time and I can't do that if I'm recovering from surgery so eeeeehhhhhh

Yeah but long term it'll be better. Like I use a FTM binder and I tape them down and I would love to not do this.

 

[Xiao Hu]

As an arse person: What is the ideal cup size?

 

[zeemumu]

Shin splints wrecked a lot of the enjoyment that I got from running.

 

[Ceallach]

As an arse person: What is the ideal cup size?

One me or on someone else's?

Like I like looking and big tits, I just hate having them.

Like I would like a C. Still decent size, but manageable.

 

[marrec]

As an arse person: What is the ideal cup size?

Whichever cup size is attached to a woman who is interesting, talented, and funny and also happens to like me for whatever reason.

Spoiler

Cs the best

 

[You Know Nothing]

The lengths that some people will go to deny that Michael Jackson was a child molester are truly something.

Reach for the moon, hell reach for Pluto.

 

[Jobbs]

One me or on someone else's?

Like I like looking and big tits, I just hate having them.

Like I would like a C. Still decent size, but manageable.

That's good. Honestly I think smaller or larger than C are also fine, it's more about shape and stuff tbh.

 

[friskykillface]

I've never tried the dark theme for gaf until now and it's fantastic , especially since my screen protector has that oil/reflective mess for white backgrounds

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I would be cool with a C

My mom's a C which doesn't make fucking sense because I'm an F

 

[FloatOn]

burn this thread

 

[Jobbs]

Metroid: Rogue Dawn

curious about this

 

[Clydefrog]

I had a dream that a huge earthquake hit and I was really unprepared. I have a gallon of water and that's it. Plus I have like zero cash hidden away. Taking out $500 at the ATM tonight. No robberies pls kthx.

 

[marrec]

I had a dream that a huge earthquake hit and I was really unprepared. I have a gallon of water and that's it. Plus I have like zero cash hidden away. Taking out $500 at the ATM tonight. No robberies pls kthx.

*shares this post to facebook*

 

[You Know Nothing]

I had a dream that a huge earthquake hit and I was really unprepared. I have a gallon of water and that's it. Plus I have like zero cash hidden away. Taking out $500 at the ATM tonight. No robberies pls kthx.

What ATM exactly?

:: polishes shotgun ::

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Listen man, I hate people too, but I realize that this comes from a sense of misplaced superiority more than anything. I think you might have those same problems tbh so I say:

Give it a chance! Find someone who looks even the least bit interesting to you (even if it's just a looks thing, don't be scared to approach someone based solely on appearances) and be OPEN to them surprising you.

I swear, everytime I open myself up to someone they turn out to be WAAAY cooler than I thought.

I will admit

I might also be being incredibly shallow >_>

 

[Ceallach]

Metroid: Rogue Dawn

curious about this

I just can never care about fan games for some reason.

 

[Jobbs]

I just can never care about fan games for some reason.

I feel exactly the same but something about the footage made me feel 8

And after the man bath I took this morning, that's twice now in one day I've felt 8

 

[Clydefrog]

*shares this post to facebook*

What ATM exactly?

:: polishes shotgun ::

Ha-ha! Funny guys!

 

[Misha]

I will admit

I might also be being incredibly shallow >_>

Just have me look. I'm always right.

 

[liliththepale]

C is a great size, but I'm biased.

also Lili! Lili! I need you. did you see ep 12 yet?

Yeah. There were a couple points where I shed a tear watching it. But mostly it all seems so senseless.

I don't understand the motivation most of these characters have. Like the white supremacist group is just being racist for the hell of it, it seems like. And I don't get that. Every time they try to act peaceably in the show someone inevitably breaks it up just because the show needs drama and tension. It feels more like grotesque characatures than real people at this point.

And maybe that's a problem more with me than the show. Maybe I just don't have enough experience to know that people actually act like that.

 

[FloatOn]

I think I'm getting an ear infection

 

[zeemumu]

I just can never care about fan games for some reason.

Same, unless it's a spiritual successor

 

[marrec]

I think I'm getting an ear infection

Better than an ear erection.

 

[Jobbs]

I think I'm getting an ear infection

I'm sorry to hear that

Ear stuff is the worst, though. Punctured my ear drum once and I can't think of many things that are worse.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh hang on

This girl seems alright

And is cute

...doesn't know what emo is though fuck

 

[marrec]

Oh hang on

This girl seems alright

And is cute

...doesn't know what emo is though fuck

Don't be a shit message her and TEACH HER

 

[FloatOn]

Better than an ear erection.

lol.... wanna know something gross?

I felt my hearing was not so good in my left ear today so I just scooped a big blob of black wax out of it. so fucking gross man

 

[You Know Nothing]

Earaches and toothaches are tied for the worst aches.

 

[Jobbs]

lol.... wanna know something gross?

I felt my hearing was not so good in my left ear today so I just scooped a big blob of black wax out of it. so fucking gross man

shit.

:: shakes gif machine ::

there we go

 

[marrec]

lol.... wanna know something gross?

I felt my hearing was not so good in my left ear today so I just scooped a big blob of black wax out of it. so fucking gross man

You should try putting your ear over a cup of hot (steaming) green tea and keeping it there for a bit. The heat should help reduce the swelling that's causing you pain and the green tea is good.

100% guaranteed to help cause it always helps me so it must be science.

 

[liliththepale]

Oh hang on

This girl seems alright

And is cute

...doesn't know what emo is though fuck

Teach her how to be Emo or realize you now have something good in your life so you don't have to be Emo anymore

 

[FloatOn]

I still feel like there is a bunch of wax down in there. I need to get some peroxide but I have to be at work another 3 hours..... ugghhh

edit - also I feel like "doesn't know emo" is a bad criteria for relationship choices.

I'm pretty picky too, I mean, my dream girl is a girl that is good at synths but I don't think I would ever rule someone out because of their musical inexperience

You should try putting your ear over a cup of hot (steaming) green tea and keeping it there for a bit. The heat should help reduce the swelling that's causing you pain and the green tea is good.

100% guaranteed to help cause it always helps me so it must be science.

noted. thanks.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Earaches and toothaches are tied for the worst aches.

My son, you have not experienced the hell that is period cramps.

 

[Jobbs]

My son, you have not experienced the hell that is period cramps.

I stubbed my big toe in some weird way in college when running up some steps and the pain was the most intense pain I've ever felt for about 10 min straight. It was worse than childbirth or any period cramp. My nail turned black and fell off, then grew in wrong multiple times and kept falling out. It took 2 years before I had a normal nail again.

 

[Misha]

I stubbed my big toe in some weird way in college when running up some steps and the pain was the most intense pain I've ever felt for about 10 min straight. It was worse than childbirth or any period cramp. My nail turned black and fell off, then grew in wrong multiple times and kept falling out. It took 2 years before I had a normal nail again.

I played soccer with shoes that are too small. that happened twice a week.

 

[zeemumu]

My son, you have not experienced the hell that is period cramps.

What about seafood poisoning?

 

[FloatOn]

I stubbed my big toe in some weird way in college when running up some steps and the pain was the most intense pain I've ever felt for about 10 min straight. It was worse than childbirth or any period cramp. My nail turned black and fell off, then grew in wrong multiple times and kept falling out. It took 2 years before I had a normal nail again.

jesus christ!

 

[You Know Nothing]

My son, you have not experienced the hell that is period cramps.

Hold on, let me perform the ritual to switch bodies so I can experience them for myself.

 

[Clydefrog]

My son, you have not experienced the hell that is period cramps.

Pfft, I've had an upset stomach before.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Don't be a shit message her and TEACH HER

Teach her how to be Emo or realize you now have something good in your life so you don't have to be Emo anymore

I feel like leading with "That's not emo" isn't really the best plan

...but then what do I know?

edit - also I feel like "doesn't know emo" is a bad criteria for relationship choices.

I'm pretty picky too, I mean, my dream girl is a girl that is good at synths but I don't think I would ever rule someone out because of their musical inexperience

Spoiler

I was joking

 

[You Know Nothing]

I think being hit in the nuts in earnest would probably be some of the worst pain a man could feel.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What about seafood poisoning?

Does seafood poisoning cause your body to literally rip apart the lining of one of your organs and push it out via painful cramps for a whole week

 

[Jobbs]

I wouldn't require a potential mate to share all of my interests, but sharing some of them is certainly nice and I think a general compatibility with my disposition is more important

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Pro tip: if you have an ear infection don't go up the Eiffel Tower it really fucking hurts

 

[Misha]

I think being hit in the nuts in earnest would probably be some of the worst pain a man could feel.

blocking a shot on goal in soccer?

 

[zeemumu]

Does seafood poisoning cause your body to literally rip apart the lining of one of your organs and push it out via painful cramps for a whole week

Yes but not for a week