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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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liliththepale
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It's really hard to tell the difference sometimes, but yeah
oh wow what a coincidence, how did I never notice that before
We've got big ones, how about you?
perfect size
Paging Vazra to aisle 3.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
liliththepale
Banned
okay but what is the perfect size?
the goldilocks of penii
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
liliththepale
Banned
Goldilocks wasn't perfect. She was a trespasser and burglar. She may have been super picky, but nobody aiming for perfect would choose her. I can only assume that you mean she was kind of a dick, but not as huge of a dick as someone like Hitler, so maybe like two and a half inches?
Clyde has two and a half inches. Prove me wrong.
Professor Beef
Banned
Goldilocks also stole from 3 bears. As a bear myself, I find this inexcusable.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I'm seriously weak for this girl
God damn
God damn
You Know Nothing
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liliththepale
Banned
You should have thought of that when you came up with that analogy then.
Still waiting on an answer re: perfect penis size. I want to know if I'm missing out.
Gwent doesn't inspire hatred so much as boredom. I agree with Clyde in this instance, liar's dice is much better.
You Know Nothing
Member
TRASH.
Dice poker was shit. Gwent is infinitely superior because it actually requires some skill and isn't strictly luck based.
That all depends on the dimensions of the receiving orifice.
Maybe even a little moist?
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Fuck it's wet. 9c and absolutely pouring with rain. Ick.
liliththepale
Banned
Needs more gore tbh.
Oh, is Dynasty Warriors finally going for that Gears of War crowd?
You ain't missing out on shit because I'm not your type
liliththepale
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Chuckie
Member
Only the main game. But I think I will buy the DLC tonight or tomorrow.
I lost a lot, which I hated and then I got bored
20 cm
Professor Beef
Banned
i've never measured myself, kinda wanna keep it that way
Did you put the moves on?
Like they can craft an engine that handles dismemberment without ridiculous slowdown.
liliththepale
Banned
I had another Coraline gif queued up for this but since she's only 11 I figure that was kind of in bad taste.
Gwent is understandable, but it's not very approachable, and to me it's not an interesting challenge either. Really in Witcher I'm just playing to explore the world and hear the stories. I don't want to be challenged by it.
Anyway, I have to wake up in six hours to get ready for this conference, so I should probably get some sleep or at least try to.
There are a few techniques they could use that are not too taxing and by the look of things there is dismemberment but just not on humans. There could be arms and other parts flying but at the same time they need to take care of the Japanese rating system so the gore needs to be tone down and the sexual stuff for US apparently it will be toned down a bit and reach a middle ground so they don't need to make 2 versions of the same game. We shall see what happens in the end.
Chuckie
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Not the one with the scissors I hope
I also felt like I was cheated by the NPC rather often. Who suddenly had all the ideal cards in the final round. It looks rather ugly tho....having those secondary quests in my list. But I just can't bring myself to do them.
Good night and sweet dreams!
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Professor Beef
Banned
Y'all think you're slick asking for dick pics
D
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and the manga crowd and the dark souls crowd.
I never understood the appeal of those games and feel left out!
Chuckie
Member
If you send some to vaz, send some to me too
Jesus Christ lol.
That reminds me... I think I send someone a 'dick pic' once here on Gaf. I forgot who though. Lemme check my pm's
lmao.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Im sober but always thirsty
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Also this but I didnt want to say it >_>
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Um she just made a pun
Is now the right time to tell her
Is now the right time to tell her
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I did it
She wants to hear them
RIP
She wants to hear them
RIP
What happened?
timetokill
Banned
Did you tell her puns are the lowest and most groveling kind of wit?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Ok
I know I said I was going to make a doctors appointment today
But we've got a code freeze at the end of today so tomorrow just generally seems like a better day to do it
I know I said I was going to make a doctors appointment today
But we've got a code freeze at the end of today so tomorrow just generally seems like a better day to do it
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