Nomadic Sparks
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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst
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Hobos who know how the world REALLY works.
Lucian Cat
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He's not a hobo god dammit
No job, no car, no license, no home = hobo.
+ paranoid delusional
but lisa liked his hair so he's not a hobo and he got the full suite!
Well I just had the most neogaf thing happen to me. Out to dinner with a friend and we start talking about games and how nice it is that physical media is dying and then this kid with a pony tail and death note shirt chimes in uninvited talking about how he likes to collect and "dig through bins at a store". It was the most perplexing thing. He wasn't talking about retro games either. He was talking about current gen which you have to download off a disc anyway. It was so weird. Kinda felt bad for him since he came to the restaurant by himself. Some people really need to learn social graces. I'm all for conversations with strangers but don't be belligerent about antiquated ideas.
The full suite?
Damn, here I am, job, car, home, all handsome and shit and I'm still dying of thirst.
You expect social intelligence from a kid in a Death Note shirt?
To be fair, he can probably get that physical disc cheaper on sale than any digital price, and a lot of people like to have a box.
Since getting the PC last year though, I'm going more and more digital.
yep she did it all!!!!! wtf is that?
Lucian Cat
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Where did you get the lack of home from. He has a house. I've been there.
Lucian Cat
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Fly over here then 😉
I'm being a smart arse.
EDIT
Wait, you went home with him on the first date?
Full suite hobo loving will be the name of your sextape.
Oooh, we've gone full maneater!
Nerdkiller
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I still buy physical on console...and will continue to buy physical on console until the day physical media dies. I HOPE TO HELL IT KEEPS ON GOING FOREVER!
the full suite!
Can confirm.
Huh?
Lucian Cat
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Wait wtf at this edit. I still say nothing.
Oh for the love of God. You can come too.
Oh for the love of God. You can come too.
Two lewd dudes huh.
No touching or sustained eye contact Jobbs.
Misattributed quote.
ask lisa
Oh for the love of God. You can come too.
there's a friends episode for this
Lucian Cat
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Aww yeah
Two lewd dudes huh.
No touching or sustained eye contact Jobbs.
Misattributed quote.
Are you guys gonna ignore me? Lame.ask lisa
there's a friends episode for this
Lunch with Dude #1. This gives me a chance to hear about all the stuff Dude #2 has been saying about me. My pick of the litter is, "Yeah, I don't know if I can deal with Josh's x, y and zs."
I AIN'T LOW MAINTENANCE, BUD. That said, he's kinda a pain in the ass himself, rigid, judgemental and always thinks he's right.
I've been advised to download the app Scruff for more man flesh. I think I'll do that tonight, before Witcher 3.
I AIN'T LOW MAINTENANCE, BUD. That said, he's kinda a pain in the ass himself, rigid, judgemental and always thinks he's right.
I've been advised to download the app Scruff for more man flesh. I think I'll do that tonight, before Witcher 3.
Nomadic Sparks
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Consume more manflesh before going on with life journey
trab pu kcip
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I want manflesh 
the ring and I don't share power
Oh boy.
I don't understand the appeal of talking to strangers to tell them they're wrong or to get into an argument.
Lucian Cat
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Fiiine
My takeaway from this is that you want me to tag you in for a power move off the top ropes.
This is what happens when you've done most of your socializing via the internet.
I would break into your dinner to insist vinyls sound warmer or something
trab pu kcip
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jobbs watches The Shaytards!
lol I like vinyl on special occasions like buying RADIOHEAD albums
wtffff
no!
don't listen to her, the lack of manflesh illness has reached her brain!
That makes sense. Right after I posted I thought about how I get into arguments with strangers on the internet all the time!
How long was he talking to you guys? D:
ThoseDeafMutes
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Boy it is getting thirsty in here
I've also been told that I need a bigger bed for the dudes. I have just a twin size.
(IT'S AUGUST 1ST, EVERYONE.)
I'm not gonna buy you a bed but I'll buy you steam games.
trab pu kcip
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Haha, I wasn't looking for gifts, just recognition that I'm turning... er... 25.
(Family will buy me the bed. If I beg. Appropriately.)
I'd also inform you kindly that some songs sound better out of a jukebox, because there are people who actually believe this
this you what you get when you search for shaytards gif. oh god it's all so terrible
you are going down a dark path.. come back to the light!
I've also been told that I need a bigger bed for the dudes. I have just a twin size.
(IT'S AUGUST 1ST, EVERYONE.)
fun fact.. I don't even fuckin' have a bed! I threw it away because it was bothering me, and I'm too lazy so far to buy a new one. Seriously. Just too much effort choosing something and getting it into the house
trab pu kcip
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it's so cringy. I need to redeem myself
that's a start but I want more
Bean bag/couch
I've only been bedless for a bit over a week though
I'd make fun of this but during the threesome, we made amazing use of Dude #2's bean bag. It's shockingly efficient.
Happy future bday 🎂🎂How does this work when you have girls over?
August 1st!
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