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Unrelated but it's been so long since I've posted something musical of mine, I might as well indulge my ego.

Here's the song that I have been writing for the last two months, performed by me and a colleague of mine!

Ah Sunflower

Damn that's pretty nice
You the one singing?










How you doin'?

Introduce your girl friend there if not

 

[friskykillface]

this friendlies cookies n cream ice cream is amazing , damnnnnnn

 

[jb1234]

really cool =] very pretty

also you killed the thread by posting this, not sure most can handle it

Thanks! And people need to expose themselves to culture, dammit! If I'm the one having to do this, so be it! Haha.

Damn that's pretty nice
You the one singing?

Nah, I'm the pianist.

 

[Numb]

Thanks! And people need to expose themselves to culture, dammit! If I'm the one having to do this, so be it! Haha.



Nah, I'm the pianist.

Pretty cool
Tell your friend i said hi

 

[jb1234]

Pretty cool
Tell your friend i said hi

She's Mormon. Are you?

 

[Numb]

She's Mormon. Are you?

No
I'm buddhist

Spoiler

i kid ofcourse

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

The feeling of dread when you wake up to 4 pms and you're like its too early to be on duty damnit

 

[liliththepale]

Oh I hate waking up to pms. Usually the symptoms are pretty mild though.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Oh I hate waking up to pms. Usually the symptoms are pretty mild though.

but he has 4 pms at once :0

 

[Jobbs]

I like waking up to pms. it's like a little present

only thing I like more are HOMOPHONES

 

[trab pu kcip]

I like waking up to pms. it's like a little present

yes. neatly wrapped in your vagina waiting to turn that surprise partey UP

 

[Jobbs]

yes. neatly wrapped in your vagina waiting to turn that surprise partey UP

lea gets it!

 

[trab pu kcip]

lea gets it!

I made myself have DMX stuck in my head. one of the rare moments I'm proud of myself.

 

[Nerdkiller]

only thing I like more are HOMOPHONES

That's is WAAAAAY too close to

Spoiler

hormones

, and we all know Lea gets horny as hell whenever she sees that word mentioned.

 

[Jobbs]

I made myself have DMX stuck in my head. one of the rare moments I'm proud of myself.

same thing happened to me... but I have that song stuck in my head pretty regularly anyway

anyone else snort when they laugh?

 

[trab pu kcip]

That's is WAAAAAY too close to

Spoiler

hormones

, and we all know Lea gets horny as hell whenever she sees that word mentioned.

that's actually true my own hormones become all alert when they think someone is talking about them.

same thing happened to me... but I have that song stuck in my head pretty regularly anyway

anyone else snort when they laugh?

DMX HIGH FIVE!!!

not really. I think I did it as a kid sometimes.

 

[liliththepale]

Matt I think you meant homograph. PMs doesn't sound the same as PMS, so it's not a homophone or homonym.

 

[Jobbs]

that's actually true my own hormones become all alert when they think someone is talking about them.



DMX HIGH FIVE!!!

not really. I think I did it as a kid sometimes.

I do sometimes it almost always makes the other person laugh more

Matt I think you meant homograph. PMs doesn't sound the same as PMS, so it's not a homophone or homonym.

god damnit

enjoyed it a bit though

 

[trab pu kcip]

I do sometimes it almost always makes the other person laugh more



god damnit

enjoyed it a bit though

don't worry. X still gon give it to you

 

[Jobbs]

don't worry. X still gon give it to you

ahhh yeah

This rap shit is mine
Motherfucker, it's not a fucking game
Fuck what you heard

I saw DMX live a few years ago for some reason

 

[trab pu kcip]

ahhh yeah

This rap shit is mine
Motherfucker, it's not a fucking game
Fuck what you heard

I saw DMX live a few years ago for some reason

whaaaaa
and you didn't take me

 

[Jobbs]

whaaaaa
and you didn't take me

this but it was in philly and I didn't know you existed. Two big obstacles!

BTW whitest audience ever for some reason, I was surprised. DMX put in 100%

 

[trab pu kcip]

this but it was in philly and I didn't know you existed. Two big obstacles!

BTW whitest audience ever for some reason, I was surprised. DMX put in 100%

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ♥

of course he did!!!!

 

[Jobbs]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ♥

of course he did!!!!

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
And got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse (C'MON!)

 

[Clydefrog]

This thread is giving me ads for medical equipment now.

 

[Jobbs]

This thread is giving me ads for medical equipment now.

 

[Clydefrog]

Ahahahaha

I was alluding to the PMS and hormones talk, but, damn... that's good.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

This thread is giving me ads for medical equipment now.

Bedding equipment for me.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Ahahahaha

I was alluding to the PMS and hormones talk, but, damn... that's good.

 

[Numb]

Always got weird ads
Or old people in ads

 

[Nerdkiller]

Someone please come over to my house and help me nurse my cold? Lea or Lili preferably?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[trab pu kcip]

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
And got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse (C'MON!)

I WANTED TO PAIR DMX WITH BRING IT ON GIFS TOO!!!
stop stealing my thoughts!

 

[liliththepale]

Someone please come over to my house and help me nurse my cold? Lea or Lili preferably?

My nursing skills are pitiful. You're looking for Lisa I'm pretty sure.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

yes. neatly wrapped in your vagina waiting to turn that surprise partey UP

"My name is MC Menses and my flow be fresh."

 

[Jobbs]

I WANTED TO PAIR DMX WITH BRING IT ON GIFS TOO!!!
stop stealing my thoughts!

don't let me stop you! give it your best

 

[trab pu kcip]

Someone please come over to my house and help me nurse my cold? Lea or Lili preferably?

I'm already nursing Clyde's viking battle wound. sorry!

"My name is MC Menses and my flow be fresh."

lol

don't let me stop you! give it your best

nah it's not original anymore. >:[

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm already nursing Clyde's viking battle wound. sorry!

Did he get hurt while sleeping?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Did he get hurt while sleeping?

no while conquering

 

[Nerdkiller]

I'm already nursing Clyde's viking battle wound. sorry!

I'm sure he can clean it himself by just licking it.

Did he get hurt while sleeping?

DON'T...YOU...START THAT RALPH WIGGUM CRAP HERE!

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[FUME5]

How you doin'?

Look at this pimp.

don't worry. X still gon give it to you

Indeed he is.

Also, the essence of GAF OT right here.

What's the best way to handle an unexpected pregnancy?

Edit: well, I neglected the details because GAF nitpicks and I just wanted advice on how to deal with the pregnancy itself but here's the story. I regret typing this already.

My best friend of 11 years and I share a flat (apartment, you are welcome, America) since we work together and it's a five minute drive from the office.

Lately, she's been acting super girlfriend like and confessed her romantic feelings for me. However, I don't feel the same way and that caused a rift between us. Somehow, we got past it and started talking again.

And then about an hour ago, she was being really... She wanted to have sex and I resisted at first but eventually, I caved and she got a condom she had stashed somewhere in her room.

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.

She has refused to take a morning after pill and says its unlikely conception took place and took the liberty to explain high school biology to me with respect to her cycle, but I just can't let it go.

If there is even an odd chance that she is pregnant, I don't know where to start with being a father.

I am 26 and abortion is not an option. Sorry about thread title, I just didn't know what to say.

>_<

Crikey.

 

[Lucian Cat]

My nursing skills are pitiful. You're looking for Lisa I'm pretty sure.

I'm not going now. He didn't mention me initially. Rude.

 

[Nerdkiller]

*sees Wiggum charm*

 

[Jobbs]

Crikey.

that's hot...

I'm not going now. He didn't mention me initially. Rude.

you didn't do shit when I almost lost my hand in that jogging accident

 

[FUME5]

you didn't do shit when I almost lost my hand in that jogging accident

To be fair, you do require an extra suite of services from your nurses.

 

[Lucian Cat]

that's hot...



you didn't do shit when I almost lost my hand in that jogging accident

Hey I laughed. That should be enough

To be fair, you do require an extra suite of services from your nurses.

Lewd

 

[FUME5]

Lewd

Two Lewd Dudes was a great game.

Check out that python.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Lutheran memelords: Do these internet predators roam your streets?

More at 10:00 PM

 

[Jobbs]

To be fair, you do require an extra suite of services from your nurses.

well she does it for hobos