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[trab pu kcip]

that's a start but I want more

TOTP AW YISS MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Jobbs]

I'd make fun of this but during the threesome, we made amazing use of Dude #2's bean bag. It's shockingly efficient.

I actually slept on the floor last night

and you are out of control with all this fucking, my word

TOTP AW YISS MOTHERFUCKER

I don't want peed in the face!

 

[friskykillface]

^^ dat gif

Lewd

it's so cringy. I need to redeem myself

Tuxedo mask the god

 

[FloatOn]

Back to fruit gifs. Lord help us

 

[Transhuman]

I don't get it because I am so innocent and pure.

 

[jb1234]

I actually slept on the floor last night

and you are out of control with all this fucking, my word

Haha, I haven't actually had sex since the weekend before last. It just sounds like more than it is.

 

[trab pu kcip]

should I stay awake the whole night to get my sleep schedule right? y/n?
it's already 3:30 :s

 

[FloatOn]

should I stay awake the whole night to get my sleep schedule right? y/n?
it's already 3:30 :s

Power nap so that you don't go full corpse mode.

Then power through.

 

[Jobbs]

should I stay awake the whole night to get my sleep schedule right? y/n?
it's already 3:30 :s

 

[FUME5]

Two can play at that game.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Power nap so that you don't go full corpse mode.

Then power through.

I can't do power naps. it's either all or nothing

I kinda want to rewatch LOTR

 

[FloatOn]

God I need to get laid. It's been too long. And these fruit gifs are killing me

Like I wish I had another fwb situation. Those are too damn rare

 

[FUME5]

God I need to get laid. It's been too long. And these fruit gifs are killing me

I can hear their sensual chloroplastic moans.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

She smiled and sipped from her glass. There was altogether too much of her sitting there, the broad expanse of thigh cradled in the insubstantial stocking and the garters with the pale flesh pursed and her full breasts and the sootblack piping of her eyelids, a gaudish rake of metaldust in prussian blue where cerulean moths fluttered her awake from some outlandish dream. Suttree gradually going awash in the sheer outrageous sentience of her. Their glasses clicked on the tabletop. Her hot spiced tongue fat in his mouth and her hands all over him like the very witch of fuck.

Cormac McCarthy, Suttree

 

[trab pu kcip]

She smiled and sipped from her glass. There was altogether too much of her sitting there, the broad expanse of thigh cradled in the insubstantial stocking and the garters with the pale flesh pursed and her full breasts and the sootblack piping of her eyelids, a gaudish rake of metaldust in prussian blue where cerulean moths fluttered her awake from some outlandish dream. Suttree gradually going awash in the sheer outrageous sentience of her. Their glasses clicked on the tabletop. Her hot spiced tongue fat in his mouth and her hands all over him like the very witch of fuck.

Cormac McCarthy, Suttree

I am the very witch of fuck.

 

[FUME5]

Way to kill the mood, Fish.

 

[FloatOn]

I am the very witch of fuck.

Same

Is there such a thing as guy witches?

 

[marrec]

Just got off work, so tired, need to sleep now someone send extra pillows

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Same

Is there such a thing as guy witches?

Wizards.

 

[FloatOn]

Wizards.

I am the wizard of fuck

I like the sound of that

 

[Jobbs]

the last two times I was with my date she sent many many green lights my way and I didn't do shit each time

first time I was half asleep, the second time I'm not even sure what my excuse was

Wizards.

warlocks

 

[FUME5]

Just got off work, so tired, need to sleep now someone send extra pillows

No can do little feller, you're on your own.

Same

Is there such a thing as guy witches?

Warlocks.

 

[marrec]

No can do little feller, you're on your own.

You've failed me for the last time

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Way to kill the mood, Fish.

A character in the book fucks a watermelon.

 

[FloatOn]

disregard!

 

[marrec]

I'm gunna turn on the TV, drink some wine, cuddle with my puppers, and wallow

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm getting close to this tbh

I'd probably do it if I had a dick
but I also really like watermelon so maybe I'd just look for another hole somewhere

hahaha the power of my post cancels your edit! don't be ashamed dear friend

 

[Jobbs]

you guys talking about having sex with fruit?? do I need to call your parents

 

[FloatOn]

I'd probably do it if I had a dick
but I also really like watermelon so maybe I'd just look for another hole somewhere

hahaha the power of my post cancels your edit! don't be ashamed dear friend

The thirst of this thread is having an effect on me.

It's making me say abnormal things

 

[trab pu kcip]

you guys talking about having sex with fruit?? do I need to call your parents

only because clyde won't touch my fruits >:[
call his parents!

 

[FloatOn]

only because clyde won't touch my fruits >:[
call his parents!

I'll suffer and be his proxy if I must

 

[Jobbs]

only because clyde won't touch my fruits >:[
call his parents!

that would be one of the weirdest phone calls I've ever made

 

[trab pu kcip]

that would be one of the weirdest phone calls I've ever made

what would you say?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Mr. and Mrs. Frog, your son has been accused of fruit refusal

 

[Jobbs]

what would you say?

I dunno I hate making phone calls, especially really weird ones! uhhh mr and mrs clydefrog, your son is a menace 2 society!

 

[trab pu kcip]

lol I have to imagine you guys calling there and actually calling them Mr. and Mrs. Frog

 

[Vazra]

God I need to get laid. It's been too long. And these fruit gifs are killing me

Like I wish I had another fwb situation. Those are too damn rare

You could be fucking me but you aint into dudes breh.

 

[liliththepale]

I guess I'm going to a Steven Tyler concert right now. Lol

 

[Numb]

Leave fruit alone

 

[Jobbs]

I don't think I could ever do FWB. There's a built in problem because I wouldn't have sex with someone unless I liked them, and if I liked them I would be jealous. I see it as something that's just impossible

I guess I'm going to a Steven Tyler concert right now. Lol

what on earth

 

[Misha]

Witches and warlock tend to refer to those who practice a more wild or dark magic. Where wizards try to control the magic they more just channel it so its more raw and less controllable. Kinda like the dark side of the force

(ofc referring to fantasy. Idk what practitioners irl believe)

 

[Clydefrog]

Come get it while it's hot.

i'm laughing so hard

 

[liliththepale]

I don't think I could ever do FWB. There's a built in problem because I wouldn't have sex with someone unless I liked them, and if I liked them I would be jealous. I see it as something that's just impossible



what on earth

I'm with you on the fwb thing. I'm really glad it works for others, but it's not for me.

Concert tonight was a last minute invite because one of my coworkers had an extra ticket. She's fast becoming my new best friend.

 

[Misha]

I guess I'm going to a Steven Tyler concert right now. Lol

Ive found I like Aerosmith way more than I thought I would. Lots of easy to listen to songs

 

[Jobbs]

I'm with you on the fwb thing. I'm really glad it works for others, but it's not for me.

Concert tonight was a last minute invite because one of my coworkers had an extra ticket. She's fast becoming my new best friend.

awesomee =] sudden unexpected concerts can be fun.

let me know how steven tyler is and if he does "Dream On" and if he does "Dream On" let me know if he's still capable of hitting those inhuman notes

 

[FloatOn]

Steven Tyler has an impressively large mouth.

 

[Transhuman]

I've seen larger.

 

[FUME5]

what would you say?

*heavy breathing*

"Ze fraulein demands ze frog."

*heavy breathing and squishy fruit noises*

*click*

 

[trab pu kcip]

*heavy breathing*

"Ze fraulein demands ze frog."

*heavy breathing and squishy fruit noises*

*click*

hot

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I feel like I'm gonna learn how to do foreplay from this thread's images alone.

btw who wants to voice in the comic-con dlc?